I posted in the wrong thread for the joke to land. Someone reported after they fired Lovie Smith that he wouldn't interview if the Texans asked.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:21 ampretty sure Ryans first interviewed with the Texans over a week ago?
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ahhh I missed that reportGiff wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:40 amI posted in the wrong thread for the joke to land. Someone reported after they fired Lovie Smith that he wouldn't interview if the Texans asked.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:21 ampretty sure Ryans first interviewed with the Texans over a week ago?
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Yep, well aware. Moore will be just fine. I'm making fun of Jerrah for overreacting and letting Mike McCarthy call plays next year. What could possibly go wrong?
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I posted this before I saw he was hired by the Chargers less than 24 hours after the other news broke.Reaper wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 2:12 pmYep, well aware. Moore will be just fine. I'm making fun of Jerrah for overreacting and letting Mike McCarthy call plays next year. What could possibly go wrong?
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I predict that people are trying to run Kellen Moore out of LA by midseason.
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How is that even possible?
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Oh my God. That’s hilarious.
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Arguably funnier if they had added Deshaun Watson, but yeah, this is weird.
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Matt Ryan has some gripes.
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Zach Wilson must have been busy.
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All them moms aren't going to fuck themselves.
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I'm way more likely to watch that than the Pro Bowl games.
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I haven't watched a Pro Bowl in over 25 years. I'm not sure why the game bugs me, but it's way worse than hockey in terms of the actual gameplay because hockey is still fun to watch when it's just a glorified Beer League game.
And the risk of getting hurt.. Just a really dumb event. Just do the skill event stuff and be done.
And the risk of getting hurt.. Just a really dumb event. Just do the skill event stuff and be done.
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Flurry of activity just now.
DeMeco Ryans hired by Houston and Denver finalizing terms of a trade to hire Sean Payton.
DeMeco Ryans hired by Houston and Denver finalizing terms of a trade to hire Sean Payton.
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Very excited about Ryans. Exactly who they needed to breathe some life into this ridiculous franchise.
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Dallas is really keeping McCarthy huh?
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In other news...
Any guesses?
(Also, that silencer is dope.)
The comments seem to think it's either Carl Nassib, Sam Hubbard, or Cole Kmet.
Any guesses?
(Also, that silencer is dope.)
The comments seem to think it's either Carl Nassib, Sam Hubbard, or Cole Kmet.
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Rodgers.
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Yup, it’s official. Ozzy Osborne is done touring.
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Lol. Every fucking app with push notes (sports and non sports) just blew up my phone right now.
Here's his post:
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I've always thought his face was weird, and this drives it home.
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If this motherscratcher horns in on the super bowl broadcast I will riot.
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Our long national nightmare is over for a month.
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Its both that his face is (or has been made) weird and he has sociopath eyes.
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He's a disgusting goblin, agreed
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I thought this was just a joke about old rockers who constantly un retire...then I saw a different headline that this statement is true as well.
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So Tom Brady’s gay, and owns a gun with a silencer?
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Raising Arizona reference?
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And a lot of work done on his face.
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I most frequently hear it in a Pat Green live recording of "Southbound 35" but I can't rule out this is where it actually came from.
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the players vote the alternates, so ... yeah. it went tua, trevor, lamar and then huntley. no herbert.
but, the QB pool was pretty bad anyway. carr replacing burrow because herbert just had shoulder surgery meant that he and ... matt ryan? russ? mac jones? were the next in line. huntley's inclusion for a guy skipping the event to play golf is the perfect example of a pro bowl mockery but the options overall were not great.
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The virality of this first clip (PFT and Ariana Foster) leading to the 'NFL Script' memes is hilarious to me:
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I don't really understand what's going on there. Is the first clip serious? Are they really that delusional? I'm not super familiar with their schtick, so I'm probably missing a really obvious narrative/"inside" joke.
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