SWAMPCRASH MARCH MADNESS ROUND 1

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10. Name a Country that has hosted both a Summer and Winter Olympic Games. (9)

CORRECT ANSWERS:
SOUTH KOREA (1): Ryan
GERMANY (2): Ljam, Jerloma
CANADA (3): Pruitt, PDX, DaveInSeattle
JAPAN (4): Nonlinear, Travzilla, Enoch, DOUGS
FRANCE (4): AB, Bengal, Sabes, Rush
RUSSIA/USSR (5): Sancarlos, Duff, Carwash, Shirley, BFJ
USA (5): Goodkarma, Mister D, Citgo, Rass, Bronto
ITALY (7): Sybian, Cerrano, Cheddar, Giff, Rex, N0EL, BSF

INCORRECT ANSWERS (12):
DNP: HDO

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Thru 10
36 Duff
41 Rass
42 Sybian
42 Mister D
42 Ryan
45 Jerloma
45 BSF
49 Sancarlos
51 Pruitt
54 Rush
56 Giff
60 Cerrano
61 Ljam
61 BFJ
61 Enoch
61 DOUGS
62 Citgo
63 Carwash
63 AB
65 Nonlinear
66 Rex
67 Sabes
69 Travzilla
69 Bronto
71 Goodkarma
72 DaveInSeattle
73 Cheddar
75 Bengal
76 N0EL
82 Shirley
82 PDX
133 HDO
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At least one OT game!

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Seton Hall vs. Towson goes into OT!
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Darn it.

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Upsets all over the board, and we have one going to OT.

Rass knocks out 2 seed Sybian. 3 seed Chedda and 2 seed Goodkarma also go down in the Swampass Region. Sancarlos, AB and Ryan survive huge opening round scares. Let's get to some OT action.
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Wait. I thought Syb was up 2 then lost two points to rass....but I misread
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:01 pm
MF-ERS DIDN'T GIVE ME AN ANSWER: DOUGS

That is so DOUGS
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:14 pm Upsets all over the board, and we have one going to OT.

Rass knocks out 2 seed Sybian. 3 seed Chedda and 2 seed Goodkarma also go down in the Swampass Region. Sancarlos, AB and Ryan survive huge opening round scares. Let's get to some OT action.
Didn't Sancarlos lose to BSF?
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OT. Name a planet located in the Solar System. (8)

CORRECT ANSWERS:
"URANUS (1): Pruitt
EARTH (2): Duff, Citgo
JUPITER (3): Travzilla, PDX, Rush
MARS (3): Rex, Rass, Ryan
SATURN (4): Bengal, Cheddar, Mister D, BSF
VENUS (5): Sancarlos, AB, Ljam, Nonlinear, Sabes
MERCURY (5): Sybian, Cerrano, Shirley, BFJ, Giff
NEPTUNE (6): Carwash, Goodkarma, Enoch, Bronto, DaveInSeattle, N0EL"

INCORRECT ANSWERS (12):
"DNP: HDO
PLANET FITNESS: DOUGS"

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duff wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:17 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:14 pm Upsets all over the board, and we have one going to OT.

Rass knocks out 2 seed Sybian. 3 seed Chedda and 2 seed Goodkarma also go down in the Swampass Region. Sancarlos, AB and Ryan survive huge opening round scares. Let's get to some OT action.
Didn't Sancarlos lose to BSF?
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DOUBLE FUCKING OT!!!


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FUCKKKKK

I'm asking the Dougs for a planet
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I am disappointed in you all for not answering Uranus.
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Good shit!
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It’s hilarious that the most obvious answer, Uranus, became the most rare.
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They answered Pluto, hilarious.

Going to need to come up with a 2OT tiebreaker.
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EnochRoot wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:24 pm It’s hilarious that the most obvious answer, Uranus, became the most rare.
That is wild. We should start calling such things the Enoch answer.



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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:31 am 1. Ten schools have made it to a Final Four seven times or more. Name one of them. (10)

CORRECT ANSWERS:
"KENTUCKY - 17 times (1): Rex
VILLANOVA - 7 times (2): Cerrano, BSF
MICHIGAN STATE - 10 times (2): Sancarlos, Goodkarma
OHIO STATE - 10 times (3): AB, Ljam, Cheddar
DUKE - 17 times (3): Sybian, Travzilla, DOUGS
NORTH CAROLINA - 21 times (3): Enoch, Citgo, N0EL
KANSAS - 16 times (4): Carwash, Mister D, Rass, Sabes
INDIANA - 8 times (6): Duff, Shirley, Giff, Jerloma, Ryan, DaveInSeattle
UCLA - 19 times (6): Bengal, BFJ, Pruitt, PDX, Rush, Bronto"

INCORRECT ANSWERS (11):
"MICHIGAN (6 TIMES): Nonlinear
DNP: HDO"

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We should have known doug would end up in a scrum.
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Sent a tiebreaker question to LJam and BFJ thru email. This one is breaking Neilsen records!
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:28 pm Sent a tiebreaker question to LJam and BFJ thru email. This one is breaking Neilsen records!
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Sometimes (this match) playing it safe works in this game. And then others it doesn't, part of the beauty of SC.

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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:31 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:28 pm Sent a tiebreaker question to LJam and BFJ thru email. This one is breaking Neilsen records!
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Screw it...combine them into one super BFJam for the next round.
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A_B wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:27 pm We should have known doug would end up in a scrum.
This deserves recognition. Well played, sir, well played.
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This was an all time "Potential 1-pointers I thought of and decided against because I was worried they might be wrong or too popular" round for me.

Caught a break by HDO not getting his answers in (is he OK?)

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I think HDO is fine, he thought it was a bracket challenge as DiS did.
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Purposely didn't answer Uranus b/c I thought that would be everyone's go to.
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Motherfucking third place and I lost! Best showing I've ever had in one of these games, but I came up against a better man. Finally taking the lead on Q9, and Q10 was the one answer I confidently knew all the answers as opposed to most where I know maybe 3. Hell, I was so good I listed 10 correct answers when there were only 9! Not sure why I was confident Sweden held a Winter Games, but knowing all 9 I still managed to pick the most answered answer. I psyched myself out of answering Russia since I had 10 "correct" answers and thought maybe Moscow 1980 would count as a USSR being a different host nation that Russia. Then I would have lost on tiebreaker, so even more furstrating.

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BSF is way too good to be a seven seed!
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By the way, Dick Florida can eat a bag of dicks. In what world is Toronto a bigger economic powerhouse than Shanghai?
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:23 pm By the way, Dick Florida can eat a bag of dicks. In what world is Toronto a bigger economic powerhouse than Shanghai?
In the one where Dick Florida lives in Toronto.
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It's measured in A&W's per square kilometer.
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Not for nothing, but I think I've caught a scoring glitch after Q2. I have to go into a meeting, but I'll double-check that math. It's a -3 point swing in AB's favor that I think should've gone the other way.
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It looks ok to be but let me know what it is and I'll take a closer look
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:29 pm It looks ok to be but let me know what it is and I'll take a closer look
I doublechecked it too and it seems right. Not that I'm biased.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:42 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:31 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:28 pm Sent a tiebreaker question to LJam and BFJ thru email. This one is breaking Neilsen records!
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