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And Shitballs is the coach of Team Canada. A reference to the beginning of this thread.
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Made it to finals Sunday.
AB vs MB in the morning tiebreaker.
Winner plays Canada this afternoon.
Winner plays Ontario in the final tonight.
AB vs MB in the morning tiebreaker.
Winner plays Canada this afternoon.
Winner plays Ontario in the final tonight.
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Don't know the result and want to kill a few hours?
The Final: Canada versus Ontario
The Final: Canada versus Ontario
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It's the men's turn.
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btw degen thanks a ton for this - i finally watched the entire match Friday during work, really made me miss living across the border :)
degenerasian wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:40 pm Don't know the result and want to kill a few hours?
The Final: Canada versus Ontario
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According to a FB memory that popped up, I went curling for the first and only time 11 years ago.
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The Brier Final. Again, if you have a few hours to kill.
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Cinderella gets to go to the ball!degenerasian wrote: Wed Mar 17, 2021 4:59 pm The Brier Final. Again, if you have a few hours to kill.
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Random idea....curling gambling like Jai alai. Get a bunch of curlers, have some Fronton-like place and just games and bets all day. Feels like you could almost bet on every throw. Serve drinks, have surly and shady folks basically right on top of the ice just berating the players...chicken wire separation may work.
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I'm still pissed the Tampa fronton is no more. It used to be on the far end of town, and now I live near where it stood. Jai Alai was the best, one of the last places you could still smoke indoors.wlu_lax6 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:42 pm Random idea....curling gambling like Jai alai. Get a bunch of curlers, have some Fronton-like place and just games and bets all day. Feels like you could almost bet on every throw. Serve drinks, have surly and shady folks basically right on top of the ice just berating the players...chicken wire separation may work.
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How about mixed doubles! You can bet each shot in this goofy format. 35 teams compete this week!
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The world curling tv youtube channel is showing alot of USA games at this year's worlds
https://www.youtube.com/c/WorldCurlingTV/featured
https://www.youtube.com/c/WorldCurlingTV/featured
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The US (Peterson) played for Bronze at the Women's World Championships. Canada (Einerson) really struggled, barely made the quarters and lost to Sweden.
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I've got a fair amount of friends who are curling fans. They've been talking about the passing of a curling super fan.
RIP Hans Madsen, Curling's Bearded Fan.
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That sucks. The Olympic Channel ran a short documentary about him during the winter, and it showed the great lengths he went through to get ready for an event. He attended just about every major curling event in the last couple of decades, which was remarkable since he was a blue-collar municipal employee. I can’t imagine the financial sacrifices they made to attend these events. RIP, Hans.Reaper wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:19 pm I've got a fair amount of friends who are curling fans. They've been talking about the passing of a curling super fan.
RIP Hans Madsen, Curling's Bearded Fan.
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Every 4 years, the Canadian Olympic Trials.
Shuster won last week and will be in Beijing to defend his title.
Shuster won last week and will be in Beijing to defend his title.
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I’m in love with the woman on Team Fleury with the huge glasses.
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Here's Team Fleury again.brian wrote: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:26 pm I’m in love with the woman on Team Fleury with the huge glasses.
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Crazy how competitive this week has been,
Bottcher, made the last 4 Brier finals and finally won last year, finished 3-5. Rachel Homan finished dead last 2-6.
Einarson, two time defending Scottie Champion is now in tiebreak hell. Three way tie for 3rd means two tiebreakers.
She is currently in tiebreaker1 against Scheidegger, winner gets McCarville (tiebreaker2), winner gets Jones (semi), winner gets Fleury (final) winner goes to Beijing.
Bottcher, made the last 4 Brier finals and finally won last year, finished 3-5. Rachel Homan finished dead last 2-6.
Einarson, two time defending Scottie Champion is now in tiebreak hell. Three way tie for 3rd means two tiebreakers.
She is currently in tiebreaker1 against Scheidegger, winner gets McCarville (tiebreaker2), winner gets Jones (semi), winner gets Fleury (final) winner goes to Beijing.
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The women's final.
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How do you get 2 points from this?
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New Zealand’s curling team, with nowhere to go, find a home at a Canadian retirement village
This has to be turned into a movie...
This has to be turned into a movie...
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Curl, waterpark, auntie Ann's
https://www.si.com/curling/news/curling ... mall-venue
https://www.si.com/curling/news/curling ... mall-venue
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I would have gone if I was home.wlu_lax6 wrote: Sun Feb 04, 2024 7:40 am Curl, waterpark, auntie Ann's
https://www.si.com/curling/news/curling ... mall-venue
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They play at West Edmonton Mall here. The annual club championships (non-professionals)
https://www.si.com/curling/news/mall-cu ... -years-ago
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For you curling fans!!!
Tonight's draw is Alberta vs Manitoba. The girl in the glasses that Brain likes is on Manitoba.
I'm taking my dad for the afternoon draw tomorrow. The building is 5 minutes away from me at Canada Olympic Park.
Here is the schedule, Mountain Timezone.

Tonight's draw is Alberta vs Manitoba. The girl in the glasses that Brain likes is on Manitoba.
I'm taking my dad for the afternoon draw tomorrow. The building is 5 minutes away from me at Canada Olympic Park.
Here is the schedule, Mountain Timezone.
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Degen, your dad must be completely assimilated into the cultural melting pot, if he’s a big curling fan.
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Oh ya, he's been in Canada almost 50 years. As he's getting older, he likes curling because it is slow and strategic and all the big events are on tv. Hockey, for example, it now too fast and chaotic.sancarlos wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 6:34 pm Degen, your dad must be completely assimilated into the cultural melting pot, if he’s a big curling fan.
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OK I've heard of curling, and I've even heard of Canada, but "Mountain Time Zone"? That's a bridge too far.
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Surprises early. ManitobaLawes is 0-2 Saskatchewan is 2-0. The 22 year old rookie skip has given up a 4-ender in both her wins.
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Do I cheer for Ontario (Homan), Ontario (Inglis) or Canada?
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The best time zone for sports.Rex wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 7:20 pm OK I've heard of curling, and I've even heard of Canada, but "Mountain Time Zone"? That's a bridge too far.
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It's also the best time zone for "where your client is located when you work in Eastern time". Get two extra hours to finish whatever they want done by "first thing in the morning", yet their day doesn't end so late as to screw up your schedule.Steve of phpBB wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:55 amThe best time zone for sports.Rex wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 7:20 pm OK I've heard of curling, and I've even heard of Canada, but "Mountain Time Zone"? That's a bridge too far.
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2 things I assume about Canadian curlers, including the women (tell me if I'm wrong):
1. Could drink me under the table
2. Would be MAGA as hell if situated in the United States
1. Could drink me under the table
2. Would be MAGA as hell if situated in the United States
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1. YesRex wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 4:04 pm 2 things I assume about Canadian curlers, including the women (tell me if I'm wrong):
1. Could drink me under the table
2. Would be MAGA as hell if situated in the United States
2. No. Curling has really progressed, into the 21st century, unlike a sport called hockey.
There are also quite a few openly gay curling including John Epping, former Ontario champion.
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This. I don’t think I could ever go back to living in the eastern time zone.
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I agreed with you when I was working, but now that I’m retired, the Pacific time zone works even better.GoodKarma wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:52 pmThis. I don’t think I could ever go back to living in the eastern time zone.
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