Yo, Jews!

[bfj]

"Exodus"

You could see the film version, starring Paul Newman and his classic Jewish blue eyes.

Paul Newman was half-Jewish though. Goldie Hawn's half too. Put them both togehter, what a fine-looking Jew.

OJ Simpson?

[govmentchedda]

Not a jew

[The Sybian]

"Exodus"

You could see the film version, starring Paul Newman and his classic Jewish blue eyes.

What do you have against us blue-eyed Jews?

[mister d]

[Van Morrison voice]

[bfj]

[Van Morrison voice]

She ain’t going down on an old man w a transistor radio.

[Pruitt IV]

Be careful out there today...

US Jews on alert as white supremacists plan antisemitic ‘day of hate’ Saturday

Experts say white supremacist groups, many of which were pushed underground over the past decades, have seemingly become emboldened in recent years, staging rallies and regularly broadcasting antisemitic content around the US by distributing fliers, dropping banners over highways, and by other means.

This is why when I hear a Jew talk the MAGA party line, I feel like punching them in the face.

[Steve of phpBB]

[bfj]

Happy Passover to all who celebrate. I hope you all have a warm and happy Seder tonight.

[Pruitt IV]

Happy Passover to all who celebrate. I hope you all have a warm and happy Seder tonight.

Thank you!

I echo those words and will just remind folks that we should be grateful that we don't have to eat matzah during the other 51 weeks.

[The Sybian]

Happy Passover to all who celebrate. I hope you all have a warm and happy Seder tonight.

Thank you!

I echo those words and will just remind folks that we should be grateful that we don't have to eat matzah during the other 51 weeks.

You don’t HAVE to eat matzah this week either…

[A_B]

You don't HAVE to mutilate your penis, but yet...

[The Sybian]

You don't HAVE to mutilate your penis, but yet...

Damn, dude. That's cold. And on this sacred day we celebrate G-d freeing our people from oppression!

(is this AB's way of telling us he has a turtleneck?)

[A_B]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

[The Sybian]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

I hear it's much more fun as an adult. Looking back with my son, I don't think it was a choice so much as the OB/GYN asking if we were doing a ceremonial bris, and when we said no he took the baby and performed the snip.

[Pruitt IV]

always remember that a lot Muslim boys get snipped at 7, and many not until they are 13.

Perhaps the only solid proof that we are the so-called chosen people.

[The Sybian]

always remember that a lot Muslim boys get snipped at 7, and many not until they are 13.

Perhaps the only solid proof that we are the so-called chosen people.

I never knew that. 13? Fuck off, get the hell away from my dick!

[A_B]

Confession: I was 22.

[bfj]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

I didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.

[sancarlos]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

I didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.

fwiw, I grew up in a place with only a small minority of Jewish people, yet it was obvious in gym class that the vast majority of us boys were circumcised. Is that not still true?

[mister d]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

I didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.

"LET ME SEE YOUR DICK! I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE HERE'S DICK!"

[Shirley]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

I didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.

fwiw, I grew up in a place with only a small minority of Jewish people, yet it was obvious in gym class that the vast majority of us boys were circumcised. Is that not still true?

I think it's definitely less true now. I think every boy I knew growing up was circumcised. It's just what people did. The anti-snipping movement is pretty recent, I believe.

[Giff]

When we went to Baltimore a few years ago, we spent a day in DC and the main protesters in front of the White House were anti-circumsicion folks.

[mister d]

I'm going to make it my life's mission to remind people that was Andrew Yang's first prominent stance.

[The Sybian]

Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.

I didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.

fwiw, I grew up in a place with only a small minority of Jewish people, yet it was obvious in gym class that the vast majority of us boys were circumcised. Is that not still true?

I think it's definitely less true now. I think every boy I knew growing up was circumcised. It's just what people did. The anti-snipping movement is pretty recent, I believe.

I knew of one uncircumcised kid in high school, and he was brutally mocked for it.

[P.D.X.]

Hopefully he turned it back on all the gazers.

[Nonlinear FC]

I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."

Almost never disappoints and this is no exception.

(The only thread I can reliably ignore is Getting the Spins, and that's on me. I just haven't really picked up any new groups and don't really listen to music anymore. Kind of weird, because I was heavily into it up through the 90s and mid-2000s.)

[mister d]

We need a post on threads we ignore.

[rass]

...

[Johnny Carwash]

...

This is it. This is the most rass post ever.

[Johnny Carwash]

[Placeholder for where rass quotes another post that is a more rass post than the previous one.]

[GoodKarma]

When we went to Baltimore a few years ago, we spent a day in DC and the main protesters in front of the White House were anti-circumsicion folks.

It seems to be a cause regularly demonstrated at the Denver state capitol. When I was working downtown I saw multiple occurrences. I always thought it was a weird thing to publicly protest.

[The Sybian]

[Placeholder for where rass quotes another post that is a more rass post than the previous one.]

This is fantastic.

In looking at the Ignore this Thread thread (I still remember that one, classic nonsense), I see TB quoted me in his sig line. I would love to know the context of that quote, because I can't think of any way that makes sense.

This ad campaign fails on so many levels:

...

4.) Why is the turd running over a hill?

---The Sybian

[bfj]

When we went to Baltimore a few years ago, we spent a day in DC and the main protesters in front of the White House were anti-circumsicion folks.

It seems to be a cause regularly demonstrated at the Denver state capitol. When I was working downtown I saw multiple occurrences. I always thought it was a weird thing to publicly protest.

They’re called “intactivists”.

[bfj]

I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."

Almost never disappoints and this is no exception.

(The only thread I can reliably ignore is Getting the Spins, and that's on me. I just haven't really picked up any new groups and don't really listen to music anymore. Kind of weird, because I was heavily into it up through the 90s and mid-2000s.)

Isn’t your last name Levine?

[Nonlinear FC]

I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."

Almost never disappoints and this is no exception.

(The only thread I can reliably ignore is Getting the Spins, and that's on me. I just haven't really picked up any new groups and don't really listen to music anymore. Kind of weird, because I was heavily into it up through the 90s and mid-2000s.)

Isn’t your last name Levine?

One of my better friends, yes. Me, pretty close spelling, but no. I share the same name with a city inside the LA metro area. I've never done the genealogy thing, but unless something crazy happened that everyone's kept very quiet, I'm 100 percent Irish.

[The Sybian]

I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."

Almost never disappoints and this is no exception.

(The only thread I can reliably ignore is Getting the Spins, and that's on me. I just haven't really picked up any new groups and don't really listen to music anymore. Kind of weird, because I was heavily into it up through the 90s and mid-2000s.)

Isn’t your last name Levine?

One of my better friends, yes. Me, pretty close spelling, but no. I share the same name with a city inside the LA metro area. I've never done the genealogy thing, but unless something crazy happened that everyone's kept very quiet, I'm 100 percent Irish.

But the Irish are the Jews of Europe. Except for, well, the Jews of Europe.

[Johnny Carwash]

I share the same name with a city inside the LA metro area.

Does it take 45 minutes to drive 2 miles past you?

[A_B]

[bfj]

Animals. I’d still eat it though.

[sancarlos]

That’s one of those jokes you chuckle at, at first, and then feel bad for doing so.