OJ Simpson?Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:03 pmPaul Newman was half-Jewish though. Goldie Hawn's half too. Put them both togehter, what a fine-looking Jew.
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What do you have against us blue-eyed Jews?
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She ain’t going down on an old man w a transistor radio.
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Be careful out there today...
US Jews on alert as white supremacists plan antisemitic ‘day of hate’ Saturday
US Jews on alert as white supremacists plan antisemitic ‘day of hate’ Saturday
This is why when I hear a Jew talk the MAGA party line, I feel like punching them in the face.Experts say white supremacist groups, many of which were pushed underground over the past decades, have seemingly become emboldened in recent years, staging rallies and regularly broadcasting antisemitic content around the US by distributing fliers, dropping banners over highways, and by other means.
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Happy Passover to all who celebrate. I hope you all have a warm and happy Seder tonight.
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Thank you!
I echo those words and will just remind folks that we should be grateful that we don't have to eat matzah during the other 51 weeks.
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You don’t HAVE to eat matzah this week either…
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You don't HAVE to mutilate your penis, but yet...
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Damn, dude. That's cold. And on this sacred day we celebrate G-d freeing our people from oppression!
(is this AB's way of telling us he has a turtleneck?)
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Nah, I just did it for fun, not because some book told me.
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I hear it's much more fun as an adult. Looking back with my son, I don't think it was a choice so much as the OB/GYN asking if we were doing a ceremonial bris, and when we said no he took the baby and performed the snip.
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always remember that a lot Muslim boys get snipped at 7, and many not until they are 13.
Perhaps the only solid proof that we are the so-called chosen people.
Perhaps the only solid proof that we are the so-called chosen people.
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I never knew that. 13? Fuck off, get the hell away from my dick!
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I didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.
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fwiw, I grew up in a place with only a small minority of Jewish people, yet it was obvious in gym class that the vast majority of us boys were circumcised. Is that not still true?bfj wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:13 pmI didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.
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"LET ME SEE YOUR DICK! I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE HERE'S DICK!"bfj wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:13 pmI didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.
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I think it's definitely less true now. I think every boy I knew growing up was circumcised. It's just what people did. The anti-snipping movement is pretty recent, I believe.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:16 pmfwiw, I grew up in a place with only a small minority of Jewish people, yet it was obvious in gym class that the vast majority of us boys were circumcised. Is that not still true?bfj wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:13 pmI didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.
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When we went to Baltimore a few years ago, we spent a day in DC and the main protesters in front of the White House were anti-circumsicion folks.
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I knew of one uncircumcised kid in high school, and he was brutally mocked for it.Shirley wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:06 amI think it's definitely less true now. I think every boy I knew growing up was circumcised. It's just what people did. The anti-snipping movement is pretty recent, I believe.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:16 pmfwiw, I grew up in a place with only a small minority of Jewish people, yet it was obvious in gym class that the vast majority of us boys were circumcised. Is that not still true?bfj wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:13 pmI didn’t do it for that reason, my parents did. Couldn’t care less and I’ve never understood why anybody gives a shit. There are people that get furious over this. Telling me I abused/disfigured my child. Fuck off with that. Some stranger worrying about my kids’ schmeckel and I’m the one who has the issue.
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Hopefully he turned it back on all the gazers.
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I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."
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(The only thread I can reliably ignore is Getting the Spins, and that's on me. I just haven't really picked up any new groups and don't really listen to music anymore. Kind of weird, because I was heavily into it up through the 90s and mid-2000s.)
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It seems to be a cause regularly demonstrated at the Denver state capitol. When I was working downtown I saw multiple occurrences. I always thought it was a weird thing to publicly protest.
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This is fantastic.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:57 am [Placeholder for where rass quotes another post that is a more rass post than the previous one.]
In looking at the Ignore this Thread thread (I still remember that one, classic nonsense), I see TB quoted me in his sig line. I would love to know the context of that quote, because I can't think of any way that makes sense.
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4.) Why is the turd running over a hill?
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They’re called “intactivists”.
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Isn’t your last name Levine?Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:35 am I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."
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One of my better friends, yes. Me, pretty close spelling, but no. I share the same name with a city inside the LA metro area. I've never done the genealogy thing, but unless something crazy happened that everyone's kept very quiet, I'm 100 percent Irish.bfj wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 4:25 pmIsn’t your last name Levine?Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:35 am I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."
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(The only thread I can reliably ignore is Getting the Spins, and that's on me. I just haven't really picked up any new groups and don't really listen to music anymore. Kind of weird, because I was heavily into it up through the 90s and mid-2000s.)
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But the Irish are the Jews of Europe. Except for, well, the Jews of Europe.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:33 amOne of my better friends, yes. Me, pretty close spelling, but no. I share the same name with a city inside the LA metro area. I've never done the genealogy thing, but unless something crazy happened that everyone's kept very quiet, I'm 100 percent Irish.bfj wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 4:25 pmIsn’t your last name Levine?Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:35 am I always get a good chuckle when a thread I'm not dialed into keeps going for days and I'm like "OK, wtf is going on in that one."
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Does it take 45 minutes to drive 2 miles past you?Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:33 am I share the same name with a city inside the LA metro area.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Animals. I’d still eat it though.
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That’s one of those jokes you chuckle at, at first, and then feel bad for doing so.
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