Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:04 pm

I’ve found that whenever I take a selfie with my oldest and watch the live video she basically stays still the entire time and over the course of the 2 or 3 seconds I somehow look in 10 different directions and have 10 different facial expressions.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:24 pm

Overheard at the hotel bar, bunch of dudes wearing name tags or polos with company logos:

“You guys fuck around with those geothermals and shit?”

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:31 pm

That’s what I call my underwear

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:13 am

Me at my kid’s high school for a field trip today

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:43 am

You punched a gay kid?

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 10:29 am

You stared at a cute girl on a bike?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 10:30 am

You made a remake of a middling tv show that turned out to be much better than it had any right to be?

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:11 pm

Real nice guys, we just visited the 9/11 memorial museum.

Keep up the jokes and I will beat your dicks off.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:16 pm

I call third.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 5:59 pm

rass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:11 pm Real nice guys, we just visited the 9/11 memorial museum.

Keep up the jokes and I will beat your dicks off.

If you beat our dicks off, will you then punch yourself in the face?

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 8:58 pm

Rick Tocchet has recorded 18 Gordie Howe Hat Tricks in his career.

Gordie Howe has recorded only 2.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 6:24 am

cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 8:58 pm Rick Tocchet has recorded 18 Gordie Howe Hat Tricks in his career.

Gordie Howe has recorded only 2.

Never heard that term before. It's a good one.

Wonder if Tocchet even holds the Flyer record. Wouldn't Bobby Clarke have a bunch of those?

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:06 am

A new catch phrase has entered the lexicon...

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:10 am

Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 6:24 am
cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 8:58 pm Rick Tocchet has recorded 18 Gordie Howe Hat Tricks in his career.

Gordie Howe has recorded only 2.
Never heard that term before. It's a good one.

Wait, what? Is this mostly an American thing?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:16 am

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:10 am
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 6:24 am
cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 8:58 pm Rick Tocchet has recorded 18 Gordie Howe Hat Tricks in his career.

Gordie Howe has recorded only 2.
Never heard that term before. It's a good one.

Wait, what? Is this mostly an American thing?

Yeah, absolutely astounded a Canadian hasn't heard that. Is Pruitt a Russian spy?

Or maybe it is an American thing as you said.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:19 am

Gourdie Houwe toque-trick.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:26 am

LFG!!!!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:34 am

I'm guessing drywall and Bang energy drinks will be supplied upon arrival?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:49 am

1000x douchier than the Gathering of the Nigels in England.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:56 am

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:06 am A new catch phrase has entered the lexicon...

She’s a beaut, Clark

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:58 am

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:10 am

tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:56 am
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:06 am A new catch phrase has entered the lexicon...

She’s a beaut, Clark

Its been great reading the Elon fanboys this morning saying how this is actually a great success for SpaceX...

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:15 am

Your comment but as a predictive tweet:

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:39 am

How long until SpaceX is scrubbed from Twitter's search feature?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:44 am

Think you had a bad day at work? What if your rocket blew up and then landed on your car. Like Edgar in Men In Black.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Apr 24, 2023 3:00 pm

Kranepool sends his best. Had lunch with him last week.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Mon Apr 24, 2023 3:16 pm

Hope you told him to fuck off.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Apr 24, 2023 3:31 pm

He’s a good guy. I’ll always remember that Kranepool was very welcoming when I first joined the Swamp all those years ago.

Post by **brian** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:14 pm

Whenever I see a random headline about a team losing a player to the "portal" I sometimes imagine that's it's like a literal portal, like to another dimension.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:29 pm

brian wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:14 pm Whenever I see a random headline about a team losing a player to the "portal" I sometimes imagine that's it's like a literal portal, like to another dimension.

Coach Saban: OK guys, so remember, like we told you at the start of training camp, do not try to enter the black ring over by the water and fans. We don't want another repeat of what happened to all those 3 stars who can't get PT here. Alright, houndstooth on three. Hands in.

Coach Prime: See that hole? Use it.

Duck: AFLAC!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:07 pm

This entire thing flew under my radar:

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:28 pm

Defending yourself against high profile federal charges huh. Not shocked id say.

Eta "This is all about a highly valuable photo,” Michel’s defense attorney, David Kenner, during closing arguments last week, “He was trying to make money. … it is not illegal.”

I don't understand. Paywall. I guess defending yourself doesn't mean defending yourself

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:52 pm

Here you go:

https://archive.is/jAPAD

In the future, use archive.is for all the free articles.

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:11 pm

I love this.

Made me think of:

brian wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:14 pm Whenever I see a random headline about a team losing a player to the "portal" I sometimes imagine that's it's like a literal portal, like to another dimension.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:14 pm

Greasy food tastes better on red and white checkerboard wax paper

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 6:08 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:14 pm Greasy food tastes better on red and white checkerboard wax paper

Plastic basket, of course.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:26 am

Had the little rubber drain pipe come off the bottom of my washer. Went upstairs to grab a beer and heard a binging went to check it and the washer was throwing an error, then the water reached whatever and the lights in the basement went out. Nothing is quite as fun as grabbing the shop-vac (on a almost too short extension cord) and vacuuming water up at 1130 at night when you're 5 beers in.

At least I can claim my Internet is out and bug off a couple of hours of work in the AM while I go get a new outlet.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:43 pm

my inbox wrote: From: Metlife Stadium
Subject: JUST ANNOUNCED: Manchester United v Arsenal & Karol G

I know Arsenal is struggling right now but I don't know if that is going to help!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Apr 30, 2023 5:59 pm

If this isn’t lost cover just found, I’d say I have no faith in there being objective truth in the future.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue May 09, 2023 12:19 pm

WHAT?