SWAMPCRASH MARCH MADNESS CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:10 am

Sorry for the delay, was busy n shit.

Anyway here's the final set of questions. I'd like to do this on Friday so try to get them back by Friday at noon eastern time. If people can't do that I'll push it back to early next week but I must warn you that if that occurs, we're going to be forced to pay extra to Jon Secada.

1. Name a RETIRED* NFL QB who had a career of 15 or more seasons and spent them all with one franchise. *ie don't say Aaron Rodgers (10)

2. Name the assassin/murderer of one of the following (10):

Abraham Lincoln

James Garfield

William McKinley

Robert Kennedy

Franz Ferdinand

Martin Luther King

John Lennon

Gianni Versace

Lee Harvey Oswald

Anton Cermak

(Not grading spelling here within reason)

3. Name one of the 12 pitchers to have 310 or more strikeouts in a single MLB season SINCE 1903. (12)

4. Since 1900, nine countries have been the site of an earthquake of magnitude 8.5 or higher. Name one of them. (""Offshore New Zealand"" would count as New Zealand) (9)

5. Name the artist/band who had one of the "one hit wonder" songs below (10):

Puttin' on the Ritz (1983)

Come On Eileen (1983)

99 Luftballoons (1984)

Mexican Radio (1985)

Ice Ice Baby (1990)

Whoomp…There It Is (1993)

What's Up (1993)

Macarena (1996)

How Bizarre (1997)

You Get What You Give (1999)

6. Name a player who has scored 65 or more points in a single NBA game. (10)

7. Name one of the ten US cities (BY METRO AREA/REGION) that are home to the headquarters of 15 or more Fortune 500 companies (as of June 2022). (10)

8. Of all the players to win a Hart Trophy (NHL MVP), 11 are still active in the NHL (Joe Thornton hasn't officially retired but I'm considering him inactive). Name one. (11)

9. The modern Olympic decathlon is made up of ten events - four track events, three jumps and three throwing events. Name one of the events. (10)

10. According to some dumb language site (Langoly.com represent), 13 languages are spoken by more than 125 million people worldwide. Name one. (13)

OT. The first box of Crayola crayons was produced in 1903 and had 8 colors in the box. Name one of them. (8)

OT2. Of the 30 companies that currently make up the Dow Jones Index, 13 were also in the Index 30 years ago in 1993. Name one of them. (If ShitCorp was listed in 1993, merged with PissTech in 2008 and is now listed as ShitPiss, it counts as a correct answer). (13)

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:22 am

Deleted. Never mind.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:06 pm

Just want to say that despite what the media is saying - almost every single person actually - I do respect my opponent

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:44 pm

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:00 pm

I'm simply not day drinking with Andrew Qappik ever again

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:07 pm

Fucking dying at the moose in Singapore.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:13 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:07 pm Fucking dying at the moose in Singapore.

So are they giff.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:31 pm

The moose article was auto-content from the site. I take it its a-moose-ing? jajajaajjaa

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:32 pm

50,000 meese in Singapore would be hilarious.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:32 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:00 pm I'm simply not day drinking with Andrew Qappik ever again

When Secada wants to hit the town you don't say no. Heard you guys closed down the Chartroom Lounge.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:39 pm

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:32 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:00 pm I'm simply not day drinking with Andrew Qappik ever again
When Secada wants to hit the town you don't say no. Heard you guys closed down the Chartroom Lounge.

That's just another day for Ryan.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:58 pm

"Couldn't fill a measuring cup if you spotted him the piss"

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 3:28 pm

That article was worth another day waiting for the questions.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 3:32 pm

I always thought Tuppak Shuqur knew snitches get stitches.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:13 pm

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 6:23 pm

Kinda wild that there are 10 QBs who meet that criteria.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:31 pm

This is a cool set of questions.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:33 pm

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:31 pm The moose article was auto-content from the site. I take it its a-moose-ing? jajajaajjaa

Confession time, never realized Singapore was an island, I always thought it was connected to Malaysia, but there is a strait separating it from Malaysia. I started to type that the auto-content made sense, because GPJ wouldn't call Singapore an island. Then I Googled, and I'll be damned!

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 8:26 am

Yeah Johor Bahru, Malaysia is right across a bridge and basically serves as a manufacturing/industrial area that wouldn't fit in Singapore. IIRC at least

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:01 pm

Still need:

AB
Bengal
BFJ
Bronto
Cerrano
Citgo
DaveInSeattle
Enoch
Giff
Goodkarma
Jerloma
Ljam
Mister D
PDX
Rass
Rush
Sabes
Sybian

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:21 pm

Sent.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:28 pm

Apologize. IN.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:37 pm

There should be an all star game where all the questions are simple and should theoretically be able to get a 1 (dunk?)

Name a number between 1-100 (100)
Name a country (195)
Name a former president or Vice President of the United States (94)
Name a team in one of the big 4 American sports (124)
Name a team in FBS football (133)
etc and so on.

And now typing this I think it may have been done. Rass! To the archives!

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Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:41 pm

We can try that. Would be interesting to see who gets last place with like 14.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:44 pm

I emailed answers last night.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:57 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:44 pm I emailed answers last night.

Yes you did. Got em

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:57 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:37 pm There should be an all star game where all the questions are simple and should theoretically be able to get a 1 (dunk?)

Name a number between 1-100 (100)
Name a country (195)
Name a former president or Vice President of the United States (94)
Name a team in one of the big 4 American sports (124)
Name a team in FBS football (133)
etc and so on.

And now typing this I think it may have been done. Rass! To the archives!

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I did an alternate kind of Swampcrash a few years back that was something like this. It was a survivor-pool type thing where there was one question each round and anyone with a non-unique answer would get eliminated until there was just one person left.

Here: http://sportsfrog.net/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... 16#p123616

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 4:32 pm

How about a Sheeple Question of the Week with opposite scoring

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 4:54 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:57 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:37 pm There should be an all star game where all the questions are simple and should theoretically be able to get a 1 (dunk?)

Name a number between 1-100 (100)
Name a country (195)
Name a former president or Vice President of the United States (94)
Name a team in one of the big 4 American sports (124)
Name a team in FBS football (133)
etc and so on.

And now typing this I think it may have been done. Rass! To the archives!

Screen Shot 2023-04-20 at 4.50.43 PM.jpg
I did an alternate kind of Swampcrash a few years back that was something like this. It was a survivor-pool type thing where there was one question each round and anyone with a non-unique answer would get eliminated until there was just one person left.

Here: http://sportsfrog.net/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... 16#p123616

Didn't remember that but looks like it was awesome as shit and you should do it again

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 5:01 pm

No high-end woodworking questions this week. Not looking good.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 5:08 pm

Will send in AM.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 7:38 pm

Sent!

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 7:42 pm

Sent.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:46 pm

BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 5:01 pm No high-end woodworking questions this week. Not looking good.

The Domino Joiner has likely made its last appearance.

Still need:

Bengal (I saw that you'll send tomorrow)
BFJ
Bronto
Citgo
DaveInSeattle
Goodkarma
Jerloma
Ljam
Mister D
Rass
Sabes

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:27 pm

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:46 pm
BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 20, 2023 5:01 pm No high-end woodworking questions this week. Not looking good.
The Domino Joiner has likely made its last appearance.

Still need:

Bengal (I saw that you'll send tomorrow)
BFJ
Bronto
Citgo
DaveInSeattle
Goodkarma
Jerloma
Ljam
Mister D
Rass
Sabes

Rectified. I know I lost in the first round but I'm feeling a monster game from me this week.

POTR is so fucking good!

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 8:47 am

Only need 6 more and we can get it in today.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 8:53 am

Just sent. The QB one had me really racking my brain, as I'm only 100% sure of one answer.

ETA: Welp. I didn't go with the 100% sure answer and just checked, and mine is wrong.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 8:53 am

sorry, sent

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:11 am

My bitch ass is going to do these now.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 11:14 am

two minutes - just cleared court