OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread

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Hey sancarlos...thanks to losing two weeks of posts, it's almost as the Sharks epic meltdown didn't happen.
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Great. Do we get to play them again? I'm almost certain we'll beat them this time!
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Our forwards cap hit and their willingness to battle is at or approaching a perfect inverse relationship.
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Anyone (Bronto?) want to be the new Flames radio Color Commentator?

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I've got to make up some color commentary tapes and apply.
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Maple Leafs are fun.

Good option: Fire Carlyle

Bad option: Keep Carlyle

Worst option: Keep Carlyle but strip him of his assistants
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Not NHL but Canada just lost to France to open the World Championships.

Losing to France at hockey is even more embarrassing than losing to France at war

USA crushed hosts Belarus.
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My 13 year-old deadpanned to me last night, "are we rooting for the Kings, the Ducks, or for them somehow both to lose?" Kid knows her dad.
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The Rangers' power play just can't be stopped
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Switch Lundqvist and MAF and the series goal differential is like 30.
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mister d wrote:Switch Lundqvist and MAF and the series goal differential is like 30.
Oh yeah!

Switch the Pens offense and the Rags offense and the series goal differential is like 30. Or maybe 26-ish.
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Refs are against the Rangers already.
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Cool that Brassard didn't get called for a penalty and was allowed to keep his goal.
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degenerasian wrote:Not NHL but Canada just lost to France to open the World Championships.

Losing to France at hockey is even more embarrassing than losing to France at war

USA crushed hosts Belarus.
To be fair Canada put a Maple Leafs goalie in net for some reason and their roster isn't as loaded as it should be. Mackinnon is there but who else on that team plays at his level? It's pretty much Canada's leftovers playing apart from him. They could build half a dozen teams better than that with players not currently playing in the playoffs. And Kadri is Canadian? that sucks, i really liked hating him...
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TheHumanComa wrote:
degenerasian wrote:Not NHL but Canada just lost to France to open the World Championships.

Losing to France at hockey is even more embarrassing than losing to France at war

USA crushed hosts Belarus.
To be fair Canada put a Maple Leafs goalie in net for some reason and their roster isn't as loaded as it should be. Mackinnon is there but who else on that team plays at his level? It's pretty much Canada's leftovers playing apart from him. They could build half a dozen teams better than that with players not currently playing in the playoffs. And Kadri is Canadian? that sucks, i really liked hating him...

IT'S FRANCE!!!!!!
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degenerasian wrote:
TheHumanComa wrote:
degenerasian wrote:Not NHL but Canada just lost to France to open the World Championships.

Losing to France at hockey is even more embarrassing than losing to France at war

USA crushed hosts Belarus.
To be fair Canada put a Maple Leafs goalie in net for some reason and their roster isn't as loaded as it should be. Mackinnon is there but who else on that team plays at his level? It's pretty much Canada's leftovers playing apart from him. They could build half a dozen teams better than that with players not currently playing in the playoffs. And Kadri is Canadian? that sucks, i really liked hating him...

IT'S FRANCE!!!!!!

Haha. yeah, i know. i just like making up excuses. But seriously Reimer? I wouldn't pick him in my ball hockey league.
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i wish the pens would fight as hard during the game as they do afterwards i have to work tomorrow night and part of my responsibilities include meet and greet bs at a bar where i'm sure they'll have the game on and normally i'd tried to avoid the score but as of right now i have little desire to work all day and then sit down at 9:30 and start watching this team though i prefer this sort of slow motion train wreck to sudden crashes like game 4 against the bj's because it gives me time to prepare myself to not care
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I can keep you posted if you like.
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thanx!
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[Thornton] was fined $2,820.52, the maximum permitted under the CBA, with the money going to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund.
[Lundqvist] has been fined $5,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct during Game 6 of the Second Round Stanley Cup Playoffs series against the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Let that be a lesson. If you're going to squirt an opponent, do it during game play.

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Or Lundquist is just 77.3% better at water bottle antics than Thornton.
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I'm in full pre-puke mode.
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Book it.

Pens win 4-1. Crosby with two goals in the third period to get the win.
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mister d wrote:I'm in full pre-puke mode.
I, too, am ready to sell the Buick.
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isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Rangers should be relaxed and Penguins nervous blowing a 3-1 lead.
Rangers have them right where they want them.
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Maybe it's because I'm bitter about the Sharks, but I'm predicting the Rangers to win 3-1 or so, with Fleury giving a bad goal, and Sid not making the scoresheet.
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degenerasian wrote:isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Rangers should be relaxed and Penguins nervous blowing a 3-1 lead.
I know its been a while (Ooooooo burn!!!) but that's not how watching the playoffs as a fan works. No carryover confidence, its just Game 7. And its an occasion for barf.

(Also, I choked on my fucking vitamin tonight, nearly adding literal barf to my figurative hockey barf.)
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degenerasian wrote:isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Rangers should be relaxed and Penguins nervous blowing a 3-1 lead.
I know its been a while (Ooooooo burn!!!) but that's not how watching the playoffs as a fan works. No carryover confidence, its just Game 7. And its an occasion for barf.

(Also, I choked on my fucking vitamin tonight, nearly adding literal barf to my figurative hockey barf.)
True. I cant remember the last time calgary won a game 6 to get to a game 7. 1991?

In 1994 Flames were up 3-1 on Vancouver and when they forced game 7 I knew we were doomed.
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Well, you were up 3-2 in 2004, but that didn't work out so great for the Flames.
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Its not fun. Its not a bad feeling, but nothing about this feels fun. This feeling, in perpetuity, would kill someone inside of 6 months.
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Come on Rangers, give up that first rounder!
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Heading into the playoffs, losing next round was the worst case scenario. I'm ok with that risk right about now.
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If I'm the Rangers, I'd just go with 6 men on the ice until it actually gets called.
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If I'm the Penguins, I run the Roethlisberger-Ward-Harrison line out every third shift.
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This is the same shit I used to cuss about when it was Brodeur.
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govmentchedda wrote:Well, you were up 3-2 in 2004, but that didn't work out so great for the Flames.
Thats what I mean. We've always been up and choked it away. Have never come back to win a series.

In 2004 we led 3-2 all 4 series.

Rangers should be feeling good but ive never been in this situation.
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never in doubt
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Yeah? I didn't think I could reach.
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