BUSINESS HORSE 2023 NFL MOCK DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:33 pm

I missed the Will Levis mayo story (I didn't get the joke in the 2nd round mock above, but I don't get a lot of jokes). That's yucky?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:36 pm

I assumed it was a joke about him being exceptionally white or something.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:38 pm

Right?

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:41 pm

Irsay back on the sauce.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:46 pm

It’s bulletproof coffee with Mayo instead of coconut oil

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:50 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:46 pm It’s bulletproof coffee with Mayo instead of coconut oil

I thought bulletproof coffee used butter.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:56 pm

duff wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:41 pm Irsay back on the sauce.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:02 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:04 pm

rass wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:33 pm I missed the Will Levis mayo story (I didn't get the joke in the 2nd round mock above, but I don't get a lot of jokes). That's yucky?

That link also notes he eats the peel of the banana too.

Gross.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:27 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:50 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:46 pm It’s bulletproof coffee with Mayo instead of coconut oil
I thought bulletproof coffee used butter.

Ah. I May be confused then but the general idea is fat in your coffee.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:51 pm

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 5:00 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 1:29 pm Wow. So much negative chatter on his lack of any kind of workouts or measurements other than day 1 of senior bowl week. Worries that he is four bills. Guessing you think that is all bullshit?
It's certainly a concern, I just don't think Paris Johnson is all that great. I like the other tackles more than the Ohio State stiffs.

TB - here's a pretty good video on why Dawand Jones may be Orlando Pace (if he isn't too slow to function).

You can see Paris Johnson repeatedly being bitched on the other side. I'm not sure I've ever seen Paris Johnson have like 3 good plays in a row.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:57 pm

I know it was routinely mocked that he'd go top 10 but man I am still surprised that Paris Johnson was drafted so high.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 5:56 pm

as long as Jones isn't literally 4 bills, I am on board. But...if he can't be bothered to get in shape during the most important three months of his professional life heading up to draft, what is it gonna be when he's drafted? Dave Lapham (bengals long time player and color analyst) said he's heard Jones was up to 393 recently. I have...concerns.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 6:00 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 6:34 pm

Will Levis decided not to attend day 2 and he's appropriately chosen with the 2nd pick of the day.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 6:55 pm

This is another draft in which it feels like the same 5 teams are making all of the picks

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 6:59 pm

Azeez Ojulari looked pretty excited that his brother was going to a different team

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:27 pm

Chief Beef!

Post by **brian** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:55 pm

Lions doing some work in this second round. And with the benefit of hindsight only arrows you can sling at them in 1st is positional value but apparently Jets were gonna take Gibbs at 15 and Campbell wouldnt have made it to round 2. Point is to get useful players, not give Mel Kiper a chubby

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:15 pm

Ugh. Fucking mute button time.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:16 pm

(wakes up). Hey, the Broncos have a pick!

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:21 pm

brian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:55 pm Lions doing some work in this second round. And with the benefit of hindsight only arrows you can sling at them in 1st is positional value but apparently Jets were gonna take Gibbs at 15 and Campbell wouldnt have made it to round 2. Point is to get useful players, not give Mel Kiper a chubby

Should have let Campbell be average on whatever team wanted to take him

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:22 pm

The Bengals draft service just keeps pumping out hits. Turner is a different player than Forbes and he’s kind of a throwback to 2005 but he’s really good at being a 2005 corner

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:28 pm

I really wanted the Steelers to end up with drew sanders.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:29 pm

I also had a chance to do a true draft day mock with Carolina taking drew sanders or jack Campbell first overall but I blew it.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:31 pm

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:28 pm I really wanted the Steelers to end up with drew sanders.

I’ll take that as an endorsement of the Broncos’ pick. Woo hoo!

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:47 pm

Read one blurb on Benton this week and all his flaws sound fixable if the myth of the NFL coach is true and it said he has “violent hands”.

Post by **brian** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:48 pm

Had a feeling Hooker would end up on Detroit. Good match and a solid pick IMO.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:54 pm

Surprised to learn that Jared Goff is only 3 years and 3 months older than Hendon Hooker.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:58 pm

What did Brian do to SC??

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:00 pm

rass wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:58 pm What did Brian do to SC??

That wasn’t hostile!

Post by **brian** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:15 pm

Yeah not taken that way and is kind of interesting. If Hooker develops and Goff remains “the guy”, it’s an asset that can be flipped. Assuming Hooker recovers from the ACL at absolute worse Detroit has a viable backup QB for the first time in literally a fucking decade+

Post by **brian** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:19 pm

Also the assets the Lions got in the Stafford trade are insane. Especially if Jameson Williams even remotely pans out.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 11:28 pm

brian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:19 pm Also the assets the Lions got in the Stafford trade are insane. Especially if Jameson Williams even remotely pans out.

I wouldn't take that bet

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 6:21 am

brian wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 9:15 pm Yeah not taken that way and is kind of interesting. If Hooker develops and Goff remains “the guy”, it’s an asset that can be flipped. Assuming Hooker recovers from the ACL at absolute worse Detroit has a viable backup QB for the first time in literally a fucking decade+

Wouldn’t a worse outcome be that he’s terrible?

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 6:55 am

Yeah I'd say that's more of a 95th+ percentile outcome but that's only based on how these things work out historically.

Even of the guys I really like in the 2nd and 3rd rounds, chances are they don't do shit in the NFL.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:48 am

I chuckled at these.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:12 am

Wait the Chiefs took someone named Wanya Morris?!?

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:15 am

Ryan wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:12 am Wait the Chiefs took someone named Wanya Morris?!?

Shockingly, it's not one of Boyz II Men's Wanya Morris's four sons, who all happened to be named Wanya Morris as well.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 12:51 pm

and he's also named for that Wanya Morris