2023 NBA Playoffs

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Anyone else watch the end of that game? Damn.
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Or what he said
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rass wrote: Sat May 27, 2023 10:17 pm Anyone else watch the end of that game? Damn.
Didn't see any of it...but did they actually run a play for Marcus Smart to take the last shot?
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Sun May 28, 2023 10:03 amDidn't see any of it...but did they actually run a play for Marcus Smart to take the last shot?
No, Smart cut into the paint to set a screen with Tatum popping out on the opposite side of the floor. Strus came off White to help deny the pass to Tatum, so Smart came toward the ball to help the inbound passer. Smart turned around and shot with White crashing the glass and Strus chasing since he went to help against Tatum.
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so.many. bricks. Has Botson considered making some baskets instead?
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22-15 Miami after one and Boston 0-10 from 3. Yuck.

Is Denver playing pre-season games to stay ready? They've been off for what feels like months.
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This is just a poor performance in a game 7.

Maybe Tatum hurt his ankle more than he let on, but that's no excuse. So many missed shots. It's just frustrating to watch.

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Not poor. Pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
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Two 8-seeds from the same city both advancing to the NHL and NBA Finals in the same season will never happen again. Hopefully they are both dispatched by teams from the Rockies.
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brian wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 9:25 pm Two 8-seeds from the same city both advancing to the NHL and NBA Finals in the same season will never happen again.
It has made the LeBatard show unlistenable. They've gone the full Simmons. It's a disaster.
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brian wrote: Tue May 30, 2023 12:12 am I’M THE ELDEST BOY!!!!

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Did I just see a fucking commercial during the free throws?
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So, I'm out here in Denver and had the glorious opportunity to grab carry out from Chili's. While I'm sitting in the bar, of course Game 1 is on. Bar isn't packed, but it's got a decent amount of folks, many in Nugs jerseys.

This place had, I dunno, a dozen TVs on... One on the Rockies game, and the NBA game is on ESPN. Cool cool cool.

The ESPN feed, for those that might not know, was doing the whole Steven Asshole Smith feed where he was trying to do the Manning-vision thing. It was on very loud. Because I'm a normal human, I fucking hate that guy and don't watch a millisecond of his shit in normal circumstances.

I scan the room and.. Like, no one seems to care? So, I ask a group of guys... "Fellas, you mind if I ask that we turn this to ABC?" The guys were so relieved. "Thank God, Hell Yes, Let's Go!"

So, we got the nice bartender lady to change all the channels.

It was like the fucking Twilight Zone in there for 10 minutes. These folks were really gonna sit and listen to that mf'er the entire game?

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Two minutes after NLFC leaves:

"Hey, the racist fucker who hates Stephen A. left. Can you change it back?"
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Followed by dropping $10 worth of quarters into the jukebox on Pretenders songs.
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:D

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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:45 am So, I'm out here in Denver and had the glorious opportunity to grab carry out from Chili's. While I'm sitting in the bar, of course Game 1 is on. Bar isn't packed, but it's got a decent amount of folks, many in Nugs jerseys.

This place had, I dunno, a dozen TVs on... One on the Rockies game, and the NBA game is on ESPN. Cool cool cool.

The ESPN feed, for those that might not know, was doing the whole Steven Asshole Smith feed where he was trying to do the Manning-vision thing. It was on very loud. Because I'm a normal human, I fucking hate that guy and don't watch a millisecond of his shit in normal circumstances.

I scan the room and.. Like, no one seems to care? So, I ask a group of guys... "Fellas, you mind if I ask that we turn this to ABC?" The guys were so relieved. "Thank God, Hell Yes, Let's Go!"

So, we got the nice bartender lady to change all the channels.

It was like the fucking Twilight Zone in there for 10 minutes. These folks were really gonna sit and listen to that mf'er the entire game?

Got my SW eggrolls and ribs and rolled out... A hero.
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Who the fuck ever wants to go to Abilene?
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Giff wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:03 am Who the fuck ever wants to go to Abilene?
Uh, kinda the point?
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"Look, I'm not racist I just think Mike Greenberg better represents me as a basketball fan."
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Great pull there, Johnnie!
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:09 am
Giff wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:03 am Who the fuck ever wants to go to Abilene?
Uh, kinda the point?
They could've picked an example where people would reasonably ever want to go is all I'm saying.
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rass wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:13 am "Look, I'm not racist I just think Mike Greenberg better represents me as a basketball fan."
Honestly, it could've been the Mannings and I would've been like "why are all you 'diehard' fans sitting here not watching the mothership feed?"

It was really bizarre.
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I'll just assume you mean Danny and Ricky Jr.
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I don't go to Abilene because of that sweet bitch Eileen.
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I'd be happy if they got some guys on the main feed who enjoy actually watching basketball. Because JVG and Mark Jackson clearly detest the sport (similar to John Smoltz and baseball) and feel burdened to have to talk about it.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 1:38 pm I'd be happy if they got some guys on the main feed who enjoy actually watching basketball. Because JVG and Mark Jackson clearly detest the sport (similar to John Smoltz and baseball) and feel burdened to have to talk about it.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 1:38 pm I'd be happy if they got some guys on the main feed who enjoy actually watching basketball. Because JVG and Mark Jackson clearly detest the sport (similar to John Smoltz and baseball) and feel burdened to have to talk about it.
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Kevin Harlan never broadcasting a Finals is a crime against people who like sports.
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Does Denver end it tonight? I think so.

Also, assuming Denver wins it all, Stan Kroenke gets another ring. What other owner would have as diverse a collection as him?
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I'm not an NBA fan.

I have a very tenuous Denver connection.

Jokic is making me a fan. Single handedly.
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Wow. What a blown fucking call on that Aaron Gordon foul.

Butler knocks down 3 free throws with 3 and change left.
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