EPL 2022/2023

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It's possible now that Horvath, or some other CONCACAF player, will get to travel from Luton to Cuba, or vice versa.
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These guys are some fucking bums. Weston you have made your soccer career considerably harder
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Meanwhile Harry Kane ready for a healthy off season
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That's right on your head from 8 yds alone
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HaulCitgo wrote: Sun May 28, 2023 10:39 am That's right on your head from 8 yds alone
absolutely
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We were like no, it’s not gonna, is it? Is it?

And yup the sprinklers hit Rebecca, Timmy and the Robbies. And the camera.
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Rip
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Kompany would be proud.
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An absolute screamer...that ball 999/1000 goes sailing into the crowd...
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He hit it cleanly. Not sure it was all that great. Had a sec to time it up so when you hit it that hard you just have to miss the keeper
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Unbelievable!

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Frank Lampard coached teams have earned 10 points from their last 21 games combined.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Well that was fast
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My fault. Still had my light blue running shirt on. It's been remedied. Got my knock off 99 long sleeve kit on now.
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I’ve long wanted to show up at the city bar in a full long sleeve goalie kit.
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Bruno, you beauty!
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mister d wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:28 am I’ve long wanted to show up at the city bar in a full long sleeve goalie kit.
https://footbalshop.com/store/Retro-Man ... p373764408

It's essentially this without the Beckham name and number.
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Pretty fun so far
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govmentchedda wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:37 am Bruno, you beauty!
No one knows what a handball is anymore
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Casemiro’s studs up felt equally VAR-able.
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Must be kind of boring, winning every trophy in sight these days.
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So signing Haaland was a good idea as it turns out…

Only people that saw this coming was everyone.
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Alexis MacAllister joins Liverpool from Brighton for £35M
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Kante is leaving Chelsea to go to Saudi Arabia for a pile of money (reportedly $100M/yr). Sad. Loved that guy. And he's the absolute last guy you'd expect to go chasing money, but then $100M is a lot of cheddar. He can probably buy a new Mini Cooper.
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Shirley wrote: Thu Jun 08, 2023 9:09 am Kante is leaving Chelsea to go to Saudi Arabia for a pile of money (reportedly $100M/yr). Sad. Loved that guy. And he's the absolute last guy you'd expect to go chasing money, but then $100M is a lot of cheddar. He can probably buy a new Mini Cooper.
Probably upgrade to a Mini Cooper Estate.
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It always felt like this offseason was going to have some big change so its nice that Ilkay (and probably Bernardo, Mahrez(?), Laporte, etc) got their treble. I know you all feel the same.

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I've got a real love/hate relationship with Fabrizio.
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I've never figured out his deal beyond he seems to always have the calls. I don't know if he's insider, aggregator, whatever.
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I like that there's one relatively trusted source for transfer news, but dude really needs a alphabetic, color, or numeric code or something about rumors, leans, likelihood, confirmation, etc.
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Isn't that his "here we go" versus "almost/approaching/etc here we go"?
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Perhaps, but if so, I definitely didn't get the memo. Wouldn't be the first time I failed to pay full attention.
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Didn't see the Bournemouth sacking coming
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Looks like Havertz to Arsenal is a done deal. Haven’t seen much of him, but my impression is that he was a major let down, so surprised the fee is over $80 million. Sounds like they want him replacing Xhaka. I thought he was more of an attacker than a CM.
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Baloney wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:10 pm Didn't see the Bournemouth sacking coming
Maybe the success of Foley’s hockey team makes him impatient with his new futbol team.
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The Sybian wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:11 pm Looks like Havertz to Arsenal is a done deal. Haven’t seen much of him, but my impression is that he was a major let down, so surprised the fee is over $80 million. Sounds like they want him replacing Xhaka. I thought he was more of an attacker than a CM.
Really disgusting seeing the amount of money some of these teams spend.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 7:02 pm
The Sybian wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 6:11 pm Looks like Havertz to Arsenal is a done deal. Haven’t seen much of him, but my impression is that he was a major let down, so surprised the fee is over $80 million. Sounds like they want him replacing Xhaka. I thought he was more of an attacker than a CM.
Really disgusting seeing the amount of money some of these teams spend.
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Kinda torn on the Havertz loss for Chelsea. On one hand, he was far from excellent. But on the other, he was often quite good even though they often played him at striker, which he is not. He did score the winning goal in the UCL finals, so he'll always have a connection to Chelsea.

And of course, I never like seeing Chelsea greats such as Luiz, Willian, Jorginho go to Arsenal in their primes.
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Far from excellent but often quite good describes my professional career.
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