The OFFICIAL 2023 NFL Offseason Thread

[L-Jam3]

I’ll cop to laughing at That Line in today’s “Why Your Team Sucks” about the Browns.

[Tom 1860]

Good podcast this morning on ESPN Daily about newly-minted HoFer Joe Thomas. Just an insane level of detail that he had. You can make a case that he's the second-best Brown of all time.

Clay Matthews Jr. does not get nearly enough love in NFL circles and nor does Michael Dean Perry.

[Pruitt IV]

Michael Dean Perry was a beast. So was Eric Turner.

[Gunpowder]

I'm partial to Mac Speedie.

[Pruitt IV]

I'm partial to Mac Speedie.

Just a couple of years before my time. I'm from the Leroy Kelly/Milt Morin era.

[Johnny Carwash]

Fair Hooker is the only correct answer.

[Pruitt IV]

Fair Hooker is the only correct answer.

Also on that team was a linebacker named Chip Glass.

[Johnnie]

Is the preseason still the offseason? Whatever.

Here's hoping that Malik Cunningham isn't the next Michael Bishop. He's great to watch against 3rd stringers.

[brian]

The only solace from the last 20 years is knowing (and I want to be very clear I’m not accusing Johnnie of this) that any Pats fan complaining about how much they suck anywhere outside of New England is likely to be beaten to within an inch of his life.

[Johnnie]

YouTube Introduces NFL Sunday Ticket Payment Plans, Teases Student Deal

Hell yes, student deal. I still have my student email, so this is nice.

[brian]

YouTube Introduces NFL Sunday Ticket Payment Plans, Teases Student Deal

Hell yes, student deal. I still have my student email, so this is nice.

Hell if all you need is a student email I still have a cmich.edu email haha

[Johnnie]

YouTube Introduces NFL Sunday Ticket Payment Plans, Teases Student Deal

Hell yes, student deal. I still have my student email, so this is nice.

Hell if all you need is a student email I still have a cmich.edu email haha

That's what I'm crossing my fingers on. DirecTV only needed a .edu email. (Which I still log into.)

If YouTube also needs like a student plan or some shit, then I'm SoL.

[A_B]

I was allowed to use my .edu address up to 24 months after graduating I feel like. I dropped it when I quit on the browns, though.

[Johnnie]

They've suspended play in GB/NE after this happened 10 minutes ago:

[HaulCitgo]

Friendly fire, rollups and non contact injuries the scariest in football. Seems like you almost never see guys get seriously injured on the big hits they see coming

[sancarlos]

[L-Jam3]

Wait, did Ron Rivera really play his starters in the second half of a preseason game to break the Ravens' "winning streak"?

[Gunpowder]

Wait, did Ron Rivera really play his starters in the second half of a preseason game to break the Ravens' "winning streak"?

Wait seriously

That's insane

[brian]

You can get rid of Snyder but it’s gonna take awhile to de-Snyderize the place.

[brian]

Trey Lance traded to Dallas for a 4th. SF whiffing on that pick is maybe the only thing preventing them from being clear NFC favorites.

[HaulCitgo]

You can't be serious

[brian]

You can't be serious

They already are among the favorites in the NFC. Are you saying they wouldn’t be better with someone like Sewell instead of a blank as that 3rd overall pick?

[HaulCitgo]

Nah just didn't know the situation with lance was so bad

[brian]

Nah just didn't know the situation with lance was so bad

Oh I see. Yeah he was basically gonna third-string in SF. Guess they decided better to get something than nothing.

[Johnnie]

[brian]

I want whatever drugs someone who thinks Lance is better than Jalen Hurts is taking.

[Johnnie]

The drug of 'making outlandish comedy videos on social media by saying wild shit as a fan of the team he's making fun of.'

[brian]

The drug of 'making outlandish comedy videos on social media by saying wild shit as a fan of the team he's making fun of.'

Oh missed that. Honestly, Cowboy fans are probably beyond the ability of parody to be effective.

[Johnnie]

He looks like an actual fighter pilot.

And he could pull 9Gs. Damn.