Ok my friend is in...I PM'd you his info.
NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (2 spots remaining)
Nice thanks
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (1 spot remaining)
I'll take it, just to save a human job from AI.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (1 spot remaining)
Alright! That's 32. Will do something random to assign teams shortly.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (1 spot remaining)
That's exactly what an AI program would say to make us think they weren't taking over. How do we know you're not a robot?
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (1 spot remaining)
Logic wouldn’t allow a robot to root for the Bears.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Assignment Up Next)
Selection Show is now available for streaming. I recommend downloading it or at least full-screening from a browser. I'll post a list maybe tomorrow once people have had a chance to watch if they want. Discussion in spoilers until then?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Next year, get a bunch of has-been singers and super-hot foreign models to spin the wheel. Spice it up, like a World Cup draw.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
"UNCBoy, once more could you please spin wheel number two?"
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Dang first blood
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
I watched way too much of that. To the point that I know I was a whisker away from being a Raider.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (1 spot remaining)
It's DSafetyGuy, not DSafetyBot.
That's what you were looking for, right?
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Was hoping BFJ was gonna get the Colts.
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (1 spot remaining)
That’s better than anything I could have come up withDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:34 pmIt's DSafetyGuy, not DSafetyBot.
That's what you were looking for, right?
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
This was edge of seat stuff.
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
And I disabled the confetti and sound effects!
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Me too! On both counts.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:07 pm I watched way too much of that. To the point that I know I was a whisker away from being a Raider.
Really well done,Turd. Captivating shit.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Good stuff. Thanks Ryan.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Tough division.
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
I don't know how this happened, but there are only 9 of you with a winning record? 3 of them in the NFC and they're all in the same division?
Here's the list for those who didn't/won't watch the video:
Week 1 questions will go up next Monday morning. As always, I'll be emailing them in addition to posting them here, so I'll be reaching out for emails I don't have. You can send me one at ryantfriedman gmail anytime. Answers will usually be due Friday at 12PM ET with reveals starting sometime later that afternoon.
For those that are new or need a refresher, a full list of rules and scoring will be included in every week's thread but a couple things that are NEW THIS YEAR:
Here's the list for those who didn't/won't watch the video:
Week 1 questions will go up next Monday morning. As always, I'll be emailing them in addition to posting them here, so I'll be reaching out for emails I don't have. You can send me one at ryantfriedman gmail anytime. Answers will usually be due Friday at 12PM ET with reveals starting sometime later that afternoon.
For those that are new or need a refresher, a full list of rules and scoring will be included in every week's thread but a couple things that are NEW THIS YEAR:
- If you're the only player with a one-point answer, you lose a point. Losing points, you might recall, is a positive. Like a negative COVID test, everyone knows this.
- Every week (I think) will include at least one picture question. The bad news is that none of them are power tools. The good news is that I made all of them into slideshows that are meant to be nice and big. These are all MP4s that I think will be playable (and pauseable!) in Swamp threads and emails. You'll have the option to download them as well.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Brian getting the Pack is hilarious to me.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
I don't like having to play Giff in Week 1 of everything.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
The Clash of the Bass!
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
A Bass-off!
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Your career record is very Bears-like, chedda.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2023 (Team Selection Show is Live)
Just sent a test email to 30 of you so check your various accounts. If you want me to send them elsewhere, reply here or there.
I'll need addresses for DaveInSeattle and EnochRoot. You can pm me or send an email to ryantfriedman gmail
EDIT: And now I need Romero because the Yahoo one bounced
I'll need addresses for DaveInSeattle and EnochRoot. You can pm me or send an email to ryantfriedman gmail
EDIT: And now I need Romero because the Yahoo one bounced
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The