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I'm also still having the issue where my phone restarts if I go on a swamp thread that's laden with embedded tweets.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Relatively recent, but there is a fix.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:48 am I'm also still having the issue where my phone restarts if I go on a swamp thread that's laden with embedded tweets.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Great Halloween costume party idea.
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Is piss strategy covered in trucker school?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I’m assuming that’s at least 20% of the course.
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The other 80 is how to deal with disposal of lizards.
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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My dad always had an empty 32-ounce Gatorade bottle in his truck. Very useful in winter when snowy conditions prevented passage.
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Piss Jugman also needs to make his way to deployed locations. Not a lot of indoor plumbing in those places either.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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I'm sure whatever contraption you'd use, it starts with a funnel and connected hose.
Plus, it's easier to piss into a Gatorade bottle than a 20 oz soda bottle.
Plus, it's easier to piss into a Gatorade bottle than a 20 oz soda bottle.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Check the replies. David Brooks got absolutely dragged for this:
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Not if you're 18 years old and on a bus to Shea Stadium and one of the best looking girls in your HS class is a few rows in front of you and your friends loudly say what you're attempting to do so now she's aware and then everyone thinks its funny you have stage fright. I've heard.
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I've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
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I'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pmI've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
I think you're talking girth.
That word is gross.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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sorryNonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:12 pmI'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pmI've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never...f.ed...while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
I think you're talking girth.
That word is gross.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Took me way to long to get it but I LOL'd.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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If you’re the driver, I think the trick is to pull over onto the shoulder, turn off the engine, position the hips and bottle, and then let it flow. Or, so I’ve heard.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:12 pmI'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pmI've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
I think you're talking girth.
That word is gross.
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When I was a young guy working in the office of a long-haul trucking company, we had a salesman walk in and pitch us on his product of coiled up, flattened cheap plastic tube hoses (think of the plastic tubes like Otter Pops come in, but bigger, really long and open but sealable on one end.) The idea was for truckers to push the open end over their dongs and fill up the long tube hoses with piss while they drove. We passed on purchasing them.
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I was going for the highest level of difficulty. I don't remember why I thought this was a good idea.sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:48 pmIf you’re the driver, I think the trick is to pull over onto the shoulder, turn off the engine, position the hips and bottle, and then let it flow. Or, so I’ve heard.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:12 pmI'm specifically talking about trying to do it while driving / in a bucket seat. Just from a gravity/directional standpoint... I found the task difficult and thought if I had more... length, maybe I could have had a better angle?The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:53 pmI've never tried it with a huge dong, but I'd think that would be even more difficult.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:38 am Real talk: I have never successfully peed into a bottle/container while driving. I have only tried it once, it did not go well.
I assume you need a huge dong to pull this off. I don't have a huge dong.
I think you're talking girth.
That word is gross.
It was not a good idea.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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This one is worth clicking and watching the video for 30 seconds.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Maybe the last glorious twitter day - the mashups of Moneyball and Lord of the Rings from yesterday were glorious. GLORIOUS.
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Yeah all day long every time I checked there were additional good ones.
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This is about as long as the movies are.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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A Moneyball + _______ mashup should be made just for me and instead they pick a _______ I have negative understanding of.
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this is goddamned perfect. Definitely sharing w the fam today as we're on the final night of our annual Extended Trilogy watch. yes: 3-4 hours each night, all guests are kicked out of the house before we begin. We'll accept no slander nor questions from so-called "friends" or "family."
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