NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Week 3

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Q2 - Name an NBA team with LESS than 25 playoff wins since and including the 2009-10 season

CORRECT
Pistons (1) - Brian
Timberwolves (1) - Rush
Knicks (2) - Cerrano, Syb
Kings (4) - GPJ, Mister D, Rass, Sancarlos
Wizards (5) - BFJ, Duff, GoodKarma, Nonlinear, Rex
Magic (7) - AB, DSafe, Enoch, Giff, Pruitt, Romero, Trav
Hornets (10) - Bengal, Bronto, Carwash, Chedda, DiS, Citgo, Jerloma, LJam, Shirley, Tony

INCORRECT (15)
Pacers - BSF
Blazers - PDX

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Pelicans
Nets
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Great. Ten of us were like "okay, who's been a shitty team over the last decade or so? The Hornets sucked most of that time."
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Q3 - Name an animated movie FRANCHISE that has been represented by one of the five most recent releases from either Dreamworks or Illumination

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Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken!!!!! (1) - AB
The Grinch (1) - Giff
The Secret Life of Pets (2) - Enoch, Rass
Shrek/Puss in Boots (2) - Sancarlos, Syb
Boss Baby (3) - DiS, Pruitt, Rush
Sing (4) - BSF, Cerrano, Duff, Romero
Despicable Me/Minions (10) - Bengal, BFJ, Brian, Bronto, Carwash, Chedda, DSafe, GoodKarma, Tony, Trav

INCORRECT (15)
Spider-Man - Citgo, PDX
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - GPJ
Toy Story - Jerloma
Madagascar - LJam
A fairly accurate description of one of the characters from Zootopia - Mister D
Trolls - Nonlinear
Avatar - Rex
Hotel Transylvania - Shirley

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The Bad Guys
Spirit Untamed
The $1.36 billion with a b Super Mario Bros Movie
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Illumination has released 13 movies to an average box office of $711 million
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I was intimidated out of a correct answer because I thought it might be Pixar
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Q4 - Name anyone whose last name starts with the letter B who has been inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame since 1990

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Gary Bettman (1) - Brian
Ed Belfour (1) - Carwash
Rob Blake (3) - DSafe, Giff, Rush
Pavel Bure (3) - Jerloma, LJam, Mister D
Ray Bourque (4) - Bengal, Citgo, Romero, Tony
Scotty Bowman (4) - Cerrano, GoodKarma, GPJ, Rass
Martin Brodeur (6) - BFJ, Bronto, BSF, Duff, Rex, Shirley
Mike Bossy (7) - AB, Chedda, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Sancarlos, Syb, Trav

INCORRECT (12)
Bobby Bull - Enoch
Boss Baby (close!) - DiS
Pass - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Bill Barber
Bobby Bauer
Herb Brooks
Pat Burns
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Q5 - According to the most recent estimates, there are 48 countries with at least 30 million people. Name one with a LOWER population than the United States

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Peru (1) - Bengal
Saudi Arabia (1) - Trav
Australia (2) - Chedda, Sancarlos
Algeria (3) - Brian, GPJ, Rex
Brazil (4) - AB, Carwash, DSafe, Giff
Argentina (5) - Duff, Ljam, PDX, Pruitt, Shirley
Russia (6) - Bronto, Cerrano, DiS, Jerloma, Romero, Syb
Canada (8) - BSF, Enoch, GoodKarma, Citgo, Mister D, Nonlinear, Rass, Rush

INCORRECT (13)
Italy - BFJ
Mexico - Tony

LEFTOVERS
Angola
Sudan
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I cannot express enough how happy that highlights clip from the intro made me. A rough Friday at work now a bit better.
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Enoch and I really battling to see who gets to lose this week.
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Q6 - Name the golf course where any of the following photographs were taken

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Augusta National (2) - Duff, Romero
Royal Troon (2) - AB, Sancarlos
Pebble Beach (4) - Giff, Citgo, Tony, Trav
St. Andrews (5) - Bengal, LJam, Mister D, Shirley, Syb
TPC Scottsdale (5) - Brian, BSF, Carwash, GPJ, Rush
Harbour Town (10) - Bronto, Chedda, DiS, Enoch, GoodKarma, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Rass, Rex

INCORRECT (15)
Torrey Pines - BFJ
Shinnecock - Cerrano
TPC Sawgrass - DSafe
Bandon - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Plantation Course - Kapalua
TPC at Summerlin
The Country Club
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holy shit, I avoided Augusta b/c...well, figured everyone would say it.

10 of you on Harbour Town? wow.
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And now for the Amen Corner of -1s
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Ha! Google tells me I misidentified my golf course, but still got the answer right!
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Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:23 pm And now for the Amen Corner of -1s
Oh jesus ...
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:24 pm Ha! Google tells me I misidentified my golf course, but still got the answer right!
Well boo on you!
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Q7 - Name the featured act of any of Rolling Stone's top 10 episodes of MTV Unplugged

CORRECT
LL Cool J/A Tribe Called Quest/De La Soul (MINUS 1) - BFJ
Mariah Carey FEATURING TREY LORENZ (2) - Chedda, Giff
Neil Young (2) - Enoch, Rush
Alice in Chains (3) - Brian, GPJ, PDX
Pearl Jam (3) - DSafe, Duff, Mister D
Nirvana (5) - Bronto, Nonlinear, Romero, Syb, Trav
Eric Clapton (7) - AB, Carwash, Cerrano, DiS, GoodKarma, Pruitt, Rex

INCORRECT (12)
10,000 Maniacs - Bengal, LJam
Fiona Apple - BSF
Red Hot Chili Peppers - HaulCitgo
Led Zeppelin - Jerloma
Rod Stewart - Rass
REM - Sancarlos
Bruce Springsteen - Shirley
Britney Spears - Tony

LEFTOVERS
Jay-Z
Hole
Alicia Keys
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From the buildup I was sure it was Nirvana.
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Q8 - Dennis Eckersley was the winning pitcher in a late-September game in 1998 at the age of 43 years and 349 days. Name any pitcher in the Wild Card era (1995-) to record a WIN or SAVE at an older age

CORRECT
Jesse Orosco (MINUS 1) - Bronto
Randy Johnson (2) - Cerrano, PDX
Roger Clemens (5) - Enoch, Giff, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Pruitt
Tim Wakefield (5) - Chedda, Rass, Romero, Rush, Syb
Bartolo Colon (6) - Bengal, Brian, Duff, GoodKarma, Tony, Trav
Jamie Moyer (9) - AB, BFJ, Carwash, DSafe, GPJ, LJam, Mister D, Rex, Shirley

INCORRECT (14)
Nolan Ryan - DiS, Sancarlos
Tom Glavine - BSF
Lee Smith - Citgo

LEFTOVERS
Dennis Martinez
David Wells
Mariano Rivera
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BFJ said knock you out
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If my calculations are correct, I'm in a one point shootout with this "Tony" fella headed into the last 5 minutes of play.
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I think I managed to get the ones I was terrified about correct and have missed 3 that I thought were right.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:30 pmLEFTOVERS
Dennis Martinez
David Wells
Mariano Rivera
Mariano Rivera
Last Game
: September 26, 2013 (Age 43-301d)
vs. TBR 1.1 IP, 0 H, 0 SO, 0 BB, 0 ER
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Bronto Vander Meer!

Q9 - Including garnishes, name any ingredient in Taste of Home's copycat recipe for Olive Garden's Fettuccine Alfredo

CORRECT
Pepper (MINUS 1) - Bronto
Parsley (2) - DiS, Nonlinear
Salt (2) - Rush, Trav
Fettuccine (3) - Mister D, Rass, Shirley
Alfredo Griffin (0) - Boomer
Parmesan Cheese (4) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, Sancarlos
Butter (5) - Bengal, Brian, Duff, LJam, Pruitt
Heavy whipping cream (7) - AB, BSF, Cerrano, Enoch, GPJ, Citgo, Syb

INCORRECT (12)
Garlic - DSafe, Jerloma, Romero, Tony
Olive oil - PDX, Rex
Milk - Carwash
Flour - GoodKarma

LEFTOVERS
Romano cheese
Egg yolks
Nutmeg?
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mister d wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:34 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:30 pmLEFTOVERS
Dennis Martinez
David Wells
Mariano Rivera
Mariano Rivera
Last Game
: September 26, 2013 (Age 43-301d)
vs. TBR 1.1 IP, 0 H, 0 SO, 0 BB, 0 ER
Can you check the rest for me now?
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Taste of Home Depot's recipe for knockoff grill degreaser
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Thru 9
Giff 29
Rush 33
Brian 38
Duff 40
Syb 44
Travzilla 46
AB 49
Bronto 49
Sancarlos 51
Cerrano 52
GPJ 52
Pruitt 53
Romero 55
Bengal 58
Rass 58
Chedda 60
Mister D 60
Carwash 62
Nonlinear 62
Enoch 63
BFJ 65
GoodKarma 66
Shirley 69
Rex 71
DSafe 73
Tony 73
DiS 74
L-Jam 74
HaulCitgo 76
BSF 81
PDX 81
Jerloma 83
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Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:35 pm
mister d wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:34 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:30 pmLEFTOVERS
Dennis Martinez
David Wells
Mariano Rivera
Mariano Rivera
Last Game
: September 26, 2013 (Age 43-301d)
vs. TBR 1.1 IP, 0 H, 0 SO, 0 BB, 0 ER
Can you check the rest for me now?
My edited spreadsheet would do that for you if you want it

EDIT: NM misunderstood
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Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:34 pm Bronto Vander Meer!

Q9 - Including garnishes, name any ingredient in Taste of Home's copycat recipe for Olive Garden's Fettuccine Alfredo

CORRECT
Pepper (MINUS 1) - Bronto
Parsley (2) - DiS, Nonlinear
Salt (2) - Rush, Trav
Fettuccine (3) - Mister D, Rass, Shirley
Alfredo Griffin (0) - Boomer
Parmesan Cheese (4) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, Sancarlos
Butter (5) - Bengal, Brian, Duff, LJam, Pruitt
Heavy whipping cream (7) - AB, BSF, Cerrano, Enoch, GPJ, Citgo, Syb

INCORRECT (12)
Garlic - DSafe, Jerloma, Romero, Tony
Olive oil - PDX, Rex
Milk - Carwash
Flour - GoodKarma

LEFTOVERS
Romano cheese
Egg yolks
Nutmeg?
Damn near got cute and answered water on this one. That pasta ain't gonna cook itself!
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I'm shocked to see that I'm beating anyone.
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No garlic? I guess Olive Garden isn’t very Italian.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:22 pm holy shit, I avoided Augusta b/c...well, figured everyone would say it.

10 of you on Harbour Town? wow.
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I've never even heard of Harbor Town
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two point lead. Oh god.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:40 pm I've never even heard of Harbor Town
me neither.
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Q10 - Name any defensive player from the University of Georgia or the University of Florida selected in the top 10 of the NFL Draft since and including 1990 (13)

CORRECT
Kevin Carter (1) - Chedda
Leonard Floyd (1) - GPJ
Joe Haden (2) - AB, Bronto
Richard Seymour (2) - Romero, Rush
Champ Bailey (3) - Duff, Citgo, LJam
Travon Walker (3) - Brian, Giff, Sancarlos
Roquan Smith (5) - Bengal, DSafe, Enoch, Jerloma, Pruitt
Jalen Carter (6) - Cerrano, DiS, GoodKarma, Mister D, Nonlinear, Tony

INCORRECT (11)
Jevon Kearse - Carwash, Rass
Kaiir Elam - BFJ
Brian Urlacher - BSF
Charles Grant - Rex
Lavar Arrington - Shirley
Warren Sapp - Syb
Mario Williams - Trav
Pass - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Johnathan Sullivan
CJ Henderson
Dante Fowler
Derrick Harvey
Gerard Warren
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:40 pm I've never even heard of Harbor Town
Most of the good players play for Harbor United.
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