NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Week 3

[govmentchedda]

Break up the muthafucking Bears!

[sancarlos]

Thanks again, Ryan!

[Nonlinear FC]

I've never even heard of Harbor Town

me neither.

I've you've ever been to Hilton Head... Also, put the goddamn "u" in there. Show some fucking respect.

[Ryan]

[L-Jam3]

I fucking suck this year.

[Shirley]

I lost by 25 to a guy who hasn't watched sports in 25 years.

[govmentchedda]

Thanks, Ryan, and good game Bengal!

[Ryan]

5 undefeated teams left. 4 of them pair off next week

[rass]

Q5 - According to the most recent estimates, there are 48 countries with at least 30 million people. Name one with a LOWER population than the United States

[A_B]

WHOO HOO! Eat it, history boy!

[rass]

I've never even heard of Harbor Town

me neither.

Only one I've actually been to. I think being the first slide killed it.

[rass]

Noice score for me, but duff seemed feisty this week so I should have known I was in trouble.

Thanks turd

[The Sybian]

From the buildup I was sure it was Nirvana.

I was confident that was going to be a 10+ answer, but it's the only one I knew for sure. I just hoped the rest of you had better memories than me.

[The Sybian]

No garlic? I guess Olive Garden isn’t very Italian.

Right? That one blows my mind! And then... it doesn't.

[tennbengal]

Thanks, Ryan, and good game Bengal!

Aargh. Betrayed by Natalie merchant.

Nice game and great final answer.

[DaveInSeattle]

Q2 - Name an NBA team with LESS than 25 playoff wins since and including the 2009-10 season

CORRECT
Pistons (1) - Brian
Timberwolves (1) - Rush
Knicks (2) - Cerrano, Syb
Kings (4) - GPJ, Mister D, Rass, Sancarlos
Wizards (5) - BFJ, Duff, GoodKarma, Nonlinear, Rex
Magic (7) - AB, DSafe, Enoch, Giff, Pruitt, Romero, Trav
Hornets (10) - Bengal, Bronto, Carwash, Chedda, DiS, Citgo, Jerloma, LJam, Shirley, Tony

INCORRECT (15)
Pacers - BSF
Blazers - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Pelicans
Nets

I was SOOOO tempted to answer Sonics just to see if I'd get credit.

[mister d]

No garlic? I guess Olive Garden isn’t very Italian.

Right? That one blows my mind! And then... it doesn't.

From my answer notes to Ryan: "I imagine I'd only get angry thinking about what they put in there so I'll play it safe and say fettuccine."

Nailed that one.

[govmentchedda]

Thanks, Ryan, and good game Bengal!

Aargh. Betrayed by Natalie merchant.

Nice game and great final answer.

I really should know every one of those Gator answers, but Kevin was all I had. My other options were Jalen Carter and Nakobe Dean. Looks like I picked the right one.

[DaveInSeattle]

I've never even heard of Harbor Town

I only knew it from the light house and the old Links 386 golf game for the PC.

[The Sybian]

I lost by 25 to a guy who hasn't watched sports in 25 years.

I still watch NFL and EPL games! I've heard people saying the Knicks suck for well the last 20 years, so figured that was safe. Golf I had 3 answers before looking at the pics, and after looking I had the same 3, with a 50% confidence in which picture was St. Andrews, and no idea about the other two. In past years when Ryan kept stats for sports vs non-sports, I was usually in the top 5-10 for non sports, bottom 5 for sports. I was just lucky this week asked for older sports answers.

Thanks for the leniency on Shrek. I checked a couple answers, and saw Shrek was way beyond the most recent, hoped you'd give credit for Puss N Boots as a spinoff. And I was so proud of myself for coming up with Warren Sapp, only to see he didn't go to Florida or get drafter early enough.

[Ryan]

I've never even heard of Harbor Town

I only knew it from the light house and the old Links 386 golf game for the PC.

Same. If TPC River Highlands had a landmark of any kind other than Bruce Lietzke's 16-bit leaderboard face, I would have included that one too.

[Sabo]

I've never even heard of Harbor Town

Most of the good players play for Harbor United.

This is a good joke.

[DaveInSeattle]

No garlic? I guess Olive Garden isn’t very Italian.

Right? That one blows my mind! And then... it doesn't.

Fettucine Alfredo doesn't usually include garlic. From Serious Eats, the ingredients are:

10 ounces of dried egg fettuccine
3/4 cup heavy cream
3 ounces butter
Pinch of freshly ground nutmeg
Salt and pepper

[sancarlos]

I never cared much for Alfredo sauce, anyway, so I’m somewhat unfamiliar with its ingredients, but I thought everything Italian had garlic. (Also surprised not to see any cheese in that recipe). Learn something new every day!

[Pruitt IV]

I've never even heard of Harbor Town

Most of the good players play for Harbor United.

This is a good joke.

Very funny indeed!

Thanks Ryan

[brian]

Great. Ten of us were like "okay, who's been a shitty team over the last decade or so? The Hornets sucked most of that time."

I think the Pistons might literally have ZERO wins since 2010.

[brian]

Also I missed a minus 1 (not that I’m complaining) because I couldn’t identify a golf course five miles from my house.

[Ryan]

Great. Ten of us were like "okay, who's been a shitty team over the last decade or so? The Hornets sucked most of that time."

I think the Pistons might literally have ZERO wins since 2010.

When you run the query on Stathead for playoff wins by team, you get 29 results. Can't even register.

[Rex]

10,000 Maniacs was probably the best Unplugged—just a masterclass—but a little too indie to be on a list like that.

[L-Jam3]

10,000 Maniacs was probably the best Unplugged—just a masterclass—but a little too indie to be on a list like that.

I feel like I saw their Unplugged video for “Because the Night” around 10,000 times during my college years.

[Jerloma]

10,000 Maniacs was probably the best Unplugged—just a masterclass—but a little too indie to be on a list like that.

How does just this alone not make it?

[Brontoburglar]

Q6 - Name the golf course where any of the following photographs were taken

CORRECT
Augusta National (2) - Duff, Romero
Royal Troon (2) - AB, Sancarlos
Pebble Beach (4) - Giff, Citgo, Tony, Trav
St. Andrews (5) - Bengal, LJam, Mister D, Shirley, Syb
TPC Scottsdale (5) - Brian, BSF, Carwash, GPJ, Rush
Harbour Town (10) - Bronto, Chedda, DiS, Enoch, GoodKarma, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Rass, Rex

INCORRECT (15)
Torrey Pines - BFJ
Shinnecock - Cerrano
TPC Sawgrass - DSafe
Bandon - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Plantation Course - Kapalua
TPC at Summerlin
The Country Club

I picked the popular answer over the course I've played that no one else picked and it cost me the game lol

[cerranoredux]

WHOO HOO! Eat it, history boy!

They don’t teach me to pay swampcrash, AB.

[Rush2112]

Brian Urlacher - BSF

He's the only good Lobo EVER!

[Rush2112]

also great game Giff!

[Gunpowder]

I lost by 25 to a guy who hasn't watched sports in 25 years.

I still watch NFL and EPL games! I've heard people saying the Knicks suck for well the last 20 years, so figured that was safe. Golf I had 3 answers before looking at the pics, and after looking I had the same 3, with a 50% confidence in which picture was St. Andrews, and no idea about the other two. In past years when Ryan kept stats for sports vs non-sports, I was usually in the top 5-10 for non sports, bottom 5 for sports. I was just lucky this week asked for older sports answers.

Thanks for the leniency on Shrek. I checked a couple answers, and saw Shrek was way beyond the most recent, hoped you'd give credit for Puss N Boots as a spinoff. And I was so proud of myself for coming up with Warren Sapp, only to see he didn't go to Florida or get drafter early enough.

The best way to play seems to be knowing one or two answers. I knew two potential answers for the first question. Last week I knew one or two for pretty much every question and I had a great week.

[mister d]

Lack of depth has definitely helped me in the past.

[sancarlos]

Brian Urlacher - BSF

He's the only good Lobo EVER!

Terence Mathis is in the college football hall of fame.

[brian]

I knew that response would set Rush off and choose to believe that’s the reason BSF did it.

[BSF21]

I knew that response would set Rush off and choose to believe that’s the reason BSF did it.

I do not watch college football. That was just a flat guess and hope.

I'm so bad at this game.