NFL 2023 - Week 7

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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:08 pm
brian wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:03 pm Broncos are not a second half team apparently.
Not much of a first-half team either.
Nor are the Packers it appears. I was worried those cheesehead fucks might fall ass backwards into a third straight generational talent at QB but dodged that bullet apparently.
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rass wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:00 pm I mean they played well enough in the 4th that I’ll take it but that was a wonky final drive in LA.
I like how they made it a point to show Tomlin "coaching up" the wide receivers, telling them to play smart after Pickens' crack back block and then they both proceeded to get taunting penalties erasing huge plays.
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Jerloma wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:43 pm
rass wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:00 pm I mean they played well enough in the 4th that I’ll take it but that was a wonky final drive in LA.
I like how they made it a point to show Tomlin "coaching up" the wide receivers, telling them to play smart after Pickens' crack back block and then they both proceeded to get taunting penalties erasing huge plays.
I mean think how much worse the taunts could have been!
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Not often you see the “best team in the NFL” get pantsed like that.
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Kelly greens are pretty nice
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If anyone has a good reason not to go back to the Kelly Green and Silver full-time I’d love to hear it.
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Yep those unis are sweet.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:09 pm Not often you see the “best team in the NFL” get pantsed like that.
Speaking of taunting penalties!
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:09 pm Not often you see the “best team in the NFL” get pantsed like that.
Less than 2 years ago.
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Jerloma wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:15 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:09 pm Not often you see the “best team in the NFL” get pantsed like that.
Speaking of taunting penalties!
Yeah. Maybe that was a cheap shot. It’s just that when you root for really bad teams, you don’t get to give many shots.
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These SNF unis remind me of the helicopter hit.
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These Eagles unis are really nice but I feel like Miami is the wrong team to showcase them. If we're being honest, they always looked best against the [REDACTED]
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:08 pm
brian wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:03 pm Broncos are not a second half team apparently.
Not much of a first-half team either.
If the Broncos’ games ended at halftime, they would be a winning team (4-3).
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Rex wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:25 pm These Eagles unis are really nice but I feel like Miami is the wrong team to showcase them. If we're being honest, they always looked best against the [REDACTED]
The Phoenix Cardinals in those old-school NFC East grudgefests?
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For one thing, when I see this uniform combo I'm expecting Ken O'Brien to run out there
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On a related note, I felt like the Giants-Commanders game missed the mark a little. Though the teams did their level best to make it look like a 1980s game. The Giants' retro look always looked best against the 49ers, but the [REDACTED-FINAL WARNING] was a close second.

And what's the point if you're not going to put the "New Jersey Meadowlands" logo at midfield?

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Rex wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:33 pm For one thing, when I see this uniform combo I'm expecting Ken O'Brien to run out there
How did we even watch this?

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brian wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:17 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:09 pm Not often you see the “best team in the NFL” get pantsed like that.
Less than 2 years ago.
Well, whoever said it has never happened before was certainly wrong.
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The Giants got a picture of the Empire State Building in the background, but when the Jets played on CBS, they got the World Trade Center. Not sure there's a point there.
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Fully aware the Steelers got a generous spot to win that game so not whining at all here, just wondering if anyone can explain that Puca catch. I originally thought it was a catch too and thought it was a terrible challenge, but then they said that they were treating it like a toe tap, and that's why the heel coming down out of bounds doesn't matter. To be a toe tap, doesn't the toe have to come back off of the ground before the heel hits?
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Rex wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:25 pm These Eagles unis are really nice but I feel like Miami is the wrong team to showcase them. If we're being honest, they always looked best against the [REDACTED]
Came here to say exactly this.
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Rex wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:59 pm The Giants got a picture of the Empire State Building in the background, but when the Jets played on CBS, they got the World Trade Center. Not sure there's a point there.
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I know right? Makes you think
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How do I not remember Ken O’Brien playing on the Eagles?
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He was part of that parade of disappointment that filled in after Randall got hurt in 1991.
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No penalties for a whole game is impressive I guess but the Eagles' coach still has an extremely punchable face.
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(my god i find this so much more relaxing to watch than the OCD mania of modern telecasts. i think bapo! was onto something with the nostalgiagi...uh... that.)
degenerasian wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:53 pm
Rex wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:33 pm For one thing, when I see this uniform combo I'm expecting Ken O'Brien to run out there
How did we even watch this?

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EnochRoot wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 3:35 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 3:08 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 2:36 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 2:00 pm Raiders making D’Onta Foreman and Tyson Bagent look like Walter Payton and Jim McMahon
That’s more insulting to the Bears.
We was NFC rookie of the year. He made a Pro Bowl. He was a team leader on that great ‘85 Bears team. He was injured a lot, but he was highly regarded as a really good qb until the cumulative injuries became too much.
Jim McMahon had a gaudy W/L record, but holy crap his QB passing #s look like he played in the 1930s and not the 1980s.
McMahon is also the second-best quarterback in franchise history (the best of the last 70 years) and I don't think it's particularly close. No one in the free world thinks that highly of Jay Cutler, but he is almost certainly a top-five QB in Bears history, possibly even the third-best.

People also look at Joe Namath's stats and start wondering if people ever get removed from the Hall of Fame. When he led the Jets to victory in Super Bowl III, it was after a season he finished with 15 TD and 17 INT (his third straight season with more picks than scores which were the first three of the four seasons that were the statistical peak of his play). He finished with more TD passes than picks in two seasons and completed five passes more than 50% in his career.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:13 pm If anyone has a good reason not to go back to the Kelly Green and Silver full-time I’d love to hear it.
Let every fan base vote from among three options for home uniform and three for road. Winners are the uniform for the next ten seasons, no alternates.
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Jerloma wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 10:14 pm No penalties for a whole game is impressive I guess but the Eagles' coach still has an extremely punchable face.
He looks like he really needs sleep.
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Jerloma wrote: Sun Oct 22, 2023 10:14 pm No penalties for a whole game is impressive I guess but the Eagles' coach still has an extremely punchable face.
Some of the NFL memes this week revolve around all the missed penalties that the Eagles should have been flagged for.
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The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:48 pm The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
I was listening to the Bronco/Packer game on SXM radio while I took a walk yesterday. On the Broncos' first drive, they had a touchdown called back for a holding penalty. The color guy on the radio broadcast was upset about it, said it was a bad call, went on and on, and wouldn't quit grousing about it. I thought to myself, "This is just like watching the game on tv with my brother." And, I don't like watching sports with my brother.
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:48 pm The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
Not just fans...
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:00 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:48 pm The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
Not just fans...
That's a parody account.
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govmentchedda wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:01 pm
Jerloma wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:00 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:48 pm The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
Not just fans...
That's a parody account.
Ah! Okay. I don't really do the Twitters. I thought the blue check meant something.
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:08 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:01 pm
Jerloma wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:00 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:48 pm The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
Not just fans...
That's a parody account.
Ah! Okay. I don't really do the Twitters. I thought the blue check meant something.
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Jerloma wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:08 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:01 pm
Jerloma wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:00 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:48 pm The penalty police are the most aggravating fans
Not just fans...
That's a parody account.
Ah! Okay. I don't really do the Twitters. I thought the blue check meant something.
you really thought an NFL coach was posting officiating criticism videos to twitter?
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In my defense, he seems like a bit of a lunatic.
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Yeah if any coach posted critiques of officiating to Twitter it would be McDaniel.
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