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I assume NBA is fun to be close because you can hear all the talk?
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Yeah and from where we were, the best was hearing the coaching going on.
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Well...that sucks. And that's why he was traded in the first place, really.

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A well-articulated rant about James Harden.

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mister d wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 10:20 pm
Center City? We used to stay in Society Hill in Center City. Walking distance to a freakin baller slice of pizza bigger than my freakin head over on Market St. I think it was Market St.

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A few blocks down from center city and he apparently walked another one or two before getting an ambulance. Such a weird ass story.
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mister d wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 12:43 am A few blocks down from center city and he apparently walked another one or two before getting an ambulance. Such a weird ass story.
Btw, it was South Street. Lorenzo's Pizza.

I mean, I get why he'd want to flee if there was a crowd. Or perhaps even having an ambulance pick him up away from dozens of camera phones.
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Oh yeah. Literally the only solid pizza in Philadelphia in the late 90s / early 00s.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:08 pm A well-articulated rant about James Harden.

Loved that. It's so damn good.
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I'd really love it if Draymond got his fucking shit rocked.

Dude's a punk mother fucker.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:28 am I'd really love it if Draymond got his fucking shit rocked.

Dude's a punk mother fucker.
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If/when he makes it to the HoF, I hope the narrative on his plaque and online entry includes “Cost the 2016 Warriors the Title because he couldn’t stop punching guys in the dick”.
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Giff wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:18 amIf anyone deserved to be Rudy T'd, it's him.
Towns could have gotten away with it last night if he'd cared enough about saving his teammate.
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mister d wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:31 am
Giff wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:18 amIf anyone deserved to be Rudy T'd, it's him.
Towns could have gotten away with it last night if he'd cared enough about saving his teammate.
He's only particularly good at taking shots from long distance.
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I can't blame KAT for not jumping in. Would you risk a broken hand for Rudy Gobert?
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I would, but ...

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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:08 am
mister d wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:31 am
Giff wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:18 amIf anyone deserved to be Rudy T'd, it's him.
Towns could have gotten away with it last night if he'd cared enough about saving his teammate.
He's only particularly good at taking shots from long distance.
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Never been more upset at a paywall

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Ryan wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:38 pm Never been more upset at a paywall

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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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That Zubac guy is just the huge dude from Purdue testing out the NBA, right?
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So fucking angry about the Miles Bridges 10g suspension. Fuck everything. /vent.
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This might be unduly harsh, but has Zion been a bust so far in his career?
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L-Jam3 wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:22 am This might be unduly harsh, but has Zion been a bust so far in his career?
When he's on the floor he's unstoppable. Just can't stay on the floor. But at some point, you are what your resume says you are.
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Sounds like staying on the floor is his big problem!
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Tonight is ruling
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Yeah, but the NBA badly needed a live point differential calculator
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Like he’s “staying on the floor” because he’s injured and can’t get back up like a fully healthy player would.
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Rex wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:50 pm Yeah, but the NBA badly needed a live point differential calculator
If they can't handle point differential, relegation is a pipe dream. I mean, it already was, but some hack AI sportswriter will have this opinion.
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Celtics game had it on the screen off and on all night and every couple of possessions once the 4th quarter hit.
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Can't have teams knowing the number though. Need 6 team pods and simultaneous play. Cs lucked up but had a built in advantage knowing the number before the tip
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Agreed
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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YIKES
That’s a No-W-vember for the Detroit Pistons. 0-15 for the month. In fact, let’s take a survey of the Pistons’ records in the past six months in which they have played regular season games:

January 2023: 3-10
February 2023: 2-8
March 2023: 1-14
April 2023: 1-4
October 2023: 2-2
November 2023: 0-15
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Cherry picking regular season - do better
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Ryan wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:41 am Cherry picking regular season - do better
I suspect their In-Season Tournament record is worse...
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:39 am YIKES
That’s a No-W-vember for the Detroit Pistons. 0-15 for the month. In fact, let’s take a survey of the Pistons’ records in the past six months in which they have played regular season games:

January 2023: 3-10
February 2023: 2-8
March 2023: 1-14
April 2023: 1-4
October 2023: 2-2
November 2023: 0-15
Inexplicably the Lions have more wins in calendar year 2023.
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brian wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:25 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:39 am YIKES
That’s a No-W-vember for the Detroit Pistons. 0-15 for the month. In fact, let’s take a survey of the Pistons’ records in the past six months in which they have played regular season games:

January 2023: 3-10
February 2023: 2-8
March 2023: 1-14
April 2023: 1-4
October 2023: 2-2
November 2023: 0-15
Inexplicably the Lions have more wins in calendar year 2023.
I love those weird cross-sports props. Like will the Nuggets have more wins this season than the Rockies just-completed year (59)? Or who would post a higher total, the MLB home run leader or the NFL TD pass leader +10?
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