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The super level-headed guy from the politics threads called an old man a cunt today. CFB is crazy.
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duff wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:56 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:34 pm
brian wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:22 am Intellectual property? Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds. This is football, not business. Remember you CAN steal signs. You can’t just advance scout in person to do it. That’s the only thing at issue here.
Why is a billion dollar industry not business? They agree to the rules on the football field, where sign stealing can occur (in the game). Otherwise, why wouldn’t intellectual property laws ascertain to this situation? The FBI got involved because he was stealing information across state lines, right?

ETA - Turns out the FBI was involved in the case surrounding recently fired OC, Matt Weiss.
Until the pay the employees on the field, it is not a business.
You sure about that? It would appear to me college football meets the definition of interstate commerce. Isn't that how the US congress got involved with player concussions a few years ago? If this scheme goes back years, Michigan AND the Big Ten want this to go away quickly. And other Big Ten teams sharing signals affects the integrity of the sport itself.
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Maybe CMU will sue.
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Before NIL players were paid off by boaters. There is no integrity in CFB or most college sports. All schools fucking cheat. Big deal. Do it better. So sick of moral outrage over sportsball. Just pay the players.
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Fuckin hats.
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A_B wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:07 pmMaybe CMU will sue.
If it somehow gets McElwain fired, then all is well.
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duff wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:17 pm Before NIL players were paid off by boaters. There is no integrity in CFB or most college sports. All schools fucking cheat. Big deal. Do it better. So sick of moral outrage over sportsball. Just pay the players.
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Would love to see a Venn diagram of college football fans whinging “but the rules!” about Michigan who are also dragging the NCAA about not giving JMU a bowl waiver.
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rass wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:57 pm The super level-headed guy from the politics threads called an old man a cunt today. CFB is crazy.
:D

1) I'm prepared to eat a gigantic shit sandwich on the "rogue actor" route. You guys read it here first. Can't say much more than that.

2) The threads tying Ryan Day to this are going to come out. I know many of you don't think that much of this, but from a rivalry and general shit-housery standpoint, that's going to be a very big deal. And there's a LOT of dirt about how they get into MI computers. Speaking of the FBI and such.
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brian wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 11:23 pm Would love to see a Venn diagram of college football fans whinging “but the rules!” about Michigan who are also dragging the NCAA about not giving JMU a bowl waiver.
If you get your daily or regular sports news from ESPN, you are being fed a certain perspective on this that just doesn't exist elsewhere. It's pretty close to Fox News in terms of how it's covering this. Yahoo, Fox Sports and even The Athletic have been pretty solid and even handed. Between Finebaum, Steven A and Pete Thamel, ESPN has been flamethrowing the entire time.
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Kinda funny there was so much handwringing over any kind of penalty here while the PL just docked Everton 70% of their points on the season for trying too hard to get better.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-ncaas- ... _Zbj-UqQjn

Booster involved in the funding, one of MI's coaches just got fired for "lack of cooperation with the NCAA investigation" and somebody was fucking with evidence.

ETA - Actually, looks like the fired coach (Partridge) was the one trying to erase shit and that's why he was fired.

Still... shit sandwich...
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Wow so he didn’t just pay for it himself and then not share or secretly share with people who had no idea. Truly shocking development.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:36 pm https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-ncaas- ... _Zbj-UqQjn

Booster involved in the funding, one of MI's coaches just got fired for "lack of cooperation with the NCAA investigation" and somebody was fucking with evidence.

ETA - Actually, looks like the fired coach (Partridge) was the one trying to erase shit and that's why he was fired.

Still... shit sandwich...
Yeah, now with this new evidence, Stewart Mandel of the Athletic writes an interesting article on it, if you have the subscription.
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Lincoln Riley buyout is trending. Also, fuck James Madison and the Virginia legislature.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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brian wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:39 pm Lincoln Riley buyout is trending. Also, fuck James Madison and the Virginia legislature.
Lol
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 7:31 pm
Crazy that NMSU is pretty good at football. They used to be right with UNM in terms of sucking ass. Their basketball team was trending up too until the hazing shit. Las Cruces is not a place I'd want to go as a recruit so kudos to the Aggies (they still fucking suck.)
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Dino Babers fired at Syracuse. They couldn’t risk letting Babers stick around to beat Wake (dropped 7 of 8, averaging 14 points/game, maxed out at 21 in that span) and get bowl eligible.
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rass wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:57 pm The super level-headed guy from the politics threads called an old man a cunt today. CFB is crazy.
Whoa whoa. What? Can you link me to this? I’m afraid to google some of those terms.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 11:51 am
rass wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:57 pm The super level-headed guy from the politics threads called an old man a cunt today. CFB is crazy.
Whoa whoa. What? Can you link me to this? I’m afraid to google some of those terms.
It was in this thread. Just go backwards a bit.
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I called Paul Finebaum a cunt. And a troll. And I'll stand by those words.
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I got it now. I read it as Bernie Sanders dropping the C-bomb on like Fowler or some shit.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:47 pm I called Paul Finebaum a cunt. And a troll. And I'll stand by those words.
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Iowa/Nebraska total opens at 27.
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brian wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 2:19 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:47 pm I called Paul Finebaum a cunt. And a troll. And I'll stand by those words.
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So because Michigan was caught cheating their asses off we're supposed to side with them, and impugn the press?

What the fuck is that nonsense?
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The ASTERISK MOON is huge over the state of Michigan.
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EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:18 am
brian wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 2:19 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:47 pm I called Paul Finebaum a cunt. And a troll. And I'll stand by those words.
Co-sign.
So because Michigan was caught cheating their asses off we're supposed to side with them, and impugn the press?

What the fuck is that nonsense?
Finebaum’s been a cunt and a troll for two decades.
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brian wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:18 am
brian wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 2:19 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:47 pm I called Paul Finebaum a cunt. And a troll. And I'll stand by those words.
Co-sign.
So because Michigan was caught cheating their asses off we're supposed to side with them, and impugn the press?

What the fuck is that nonsense?
Finebaum’s been a cunt and a troll for two decades.
Yeah, this isn't just about his MI pearl clutching.
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brian wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:59 am
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:18 am
brian wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 2:19 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:47 pm I called Paul Finebaum a cunt. And a troll. And I'll stand by those words.
Co-sign.
So because Michigan was caught cheating their asses off we're supposed to side with them, and impugn the press?

What the fuck is that nonsense?
Finebaum’s been a cunt and a troll for two decades.
I don’t watch ESPN beyond live events. Seriously, I haven’t watched an episode of SportsCenter in at least a year. Maybe the last time was over the holidays with extended family where I didn’t have the remote.

Also, this board is ‘woke’ almost to a fault. Using that word is akin to using the ‘N’ word, right?

In other words, you lose your audience when you use words like that. If you’re on a mobile device and you don’t have time to type out why Finebaum is this or that, fine. Do it later.
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EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:10 pmAlso, this board is ‘woke’ almost to a fault. Using that word is akin to using the ‘N’ word, right?
1) If it’s directed at a woman, maybe.
2) Not sure too many Black people would sign off on that analogy.

As far as Finebaum, he’s not a serious person. He was the template Skip Bayless used for his shtick. It’s obvious he doesn’t believe half of what he says and just wants to get a reaction from people like a petulant 6-year-old. It’s stupid and I have no patience for it nor anyone amused by it.
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Nah cunt isn’t close to that. Not a nice word but come on.
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The word is used in other countries (notably England, Ireland and Australia) as a harsh but rather mundane curse

Directed at women in America, yes, especially for the generations covered on this board, highly offensive and I've never directed that word at a female.

Calling Paul Finebaum a cunt is a weird thing to do in America. I own that. But saying it's roughly equivalent to using the n word is bizarre.
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I don’t call people that but I don’t recoil when I see it. The other word is bad.
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That’s like the only insult (slur?) I’ve gone backwards on, but it’s from living among so many British people the last 8+ years.
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EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:10 pmAlso, this board is ‘woke’ almost to a fault
What do we need to do to get this over the goal line?
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Ryan wrote: Tue Nov 21, 2023 5:41 am
EnochRoot wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 5:10 pmAlso, this board is ‘woke’ almost to a fault
What do we need to do to get this over the goal line?
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Zumba introduced me to the phrase "cuntmuppet" on this board well over a decade ago. I have held onto that one and used on occasion. The Welsh are proper wordsmiths.
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