NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Week 12

[govmentchedda]

Good game, DSafe and thanks as always, Ryan.

[Pruitt IV]

Thought I had a shot at the upset. Good game, Pruitt. Thanks as always, Ryan.

Great game - I was sure I was doomed at the half.

Actually saw the Barons play the Leafs a couple of times - my Grandfather played poker with some guy with Leaf season tickets and he'd take me to a few games every year. ALWAYS the dregs of the league. The Kings, Capitals, Flames even the Kansas City Scouts. Don't thionk I ever saw the Leafs (who were pretty awful) play a good team in person.

[EdRomero]

Had a nice comeback and threw an interception on the last question. I'm becoming Mac Jones

[brian]

San Marino was my guess that everyone else would guess.

[The Sybian]

San Marino was my guess that everyone else would guess.

Me too! Men in Blazers talk about the San Marino national team a lot, even tried to get a MiB National Team of non-professionals to play against San Marino (I own the MiB jersey). I thought too many people here listen to MiB to go with that answer.

[Gunpowder]

I knew this would be bad, but most of these are from when I actually cared about CFB

Q4 - Name any of the college football players pictured below, all of whom once finished in 10th place in Heisman Trophy balloting (9)

CORRECT
Tim Rattay (1) - DiS
Amos Zereoue (1) - Rass
Eric Zeier (2) - Enoch, Citgo
Chris Long (4) - BFJ, Brian, Romero, Shirley
Bobby Hoying (4) - Carwash, GoodKarma, LJam, Mister D
Shaun King (9) - Bengal, Bronto, Chedda, DSafe, Duff, GPJ, Nonlinear, Rex, Rush

What in the hot fuck

[brian]

I knew this would be bad, but most of these are from when I actually cared about CFB

Q4 - Name any of the college football players pictured below, all of whom once finished in 10th place in Heisman Trophy balloting (9)

CORRECT
Tim Rattay (1) - DiS
Amos Zereoue (1) - Rass
Eric Zeier (2) - Enoch, Citgo
Chris Long (4) - BFJ, Brian, Romero, Shirley
Bobby Hoying (4) - Carwash, GoodKarma, LJam, Mister D
Shaun King (9) - Bengal, Bronto, Chedda, DSafe, Duff, GPJ, Nonlinear, Rex, Rush

What in the hot fuck

That Tulane team was very popular.

[Gunpowder]

I keep forgetting that everyone on this site is exactly 47 years old

[Giff]

Guilty.

[govmentchedda]

In 4 months, and was still a pretty big Bucs fan back then.

[A_B]

In 4 months

2.5.

[rass]

nice game GPJ and thanks ryan

[DaveInSeattle]

San Marino was my guess that everyone else would guess.

Me too! Men in Blazers talk about the San Marino national team a lot, even tried to get a MiB National Team of non-professionals to play against San Marino (I own the MiB jersey). I thought too many people here listen to MiB to go with that answer.

The Guardian Football Weekly guys seem to mention the Faroe Islands a bunch, which is how I knew that one.

[Shirley]

Wooo!!

In honor of a very rare win, here's my favorite Chris Long play from his time at Virginia.

[sancarlos]

Broncos got a 15-yard penalty for that hit yesterday.

[tennbengal]

I knew this would be bad, but most of these are from when I actually cared about CFB

Q4 - Name any of the college football players pictured below, all of whom once finished in 10th place in Heisman Trophy balloting (9)

CORRECT
Tim Rattay (1) - DiS
Amos Zereoue (1) - Rass
Eric Zeier (2) - Enoch, Citgo
Chris Long (4) - BFJ, Brian, Romero, Shirley
Bobby Hoying (4) - Carwash, GoodKarma, LJam, Mister D
Shaun King (9) - Bengal, Bronto, Chedda, DSafe, Duff, GPJ, Nonlinear, Rex, Rush

What in the hot fuck

I only recognized him and Chris long and…yeah. Wtf.

[tennbengal]

I knew this would be bad, but most of these are from when I actually cared about CFB

Q4 - Name any of the college football players pictured below, all of whom once finished in 10th place in Heisman Trophy balloting (9)

CORRECT
Tim Rattay (1) - DiS
Amos Zereoue (1) - Rass
Eric Zeier (2) - Enoch, Citgo
Chris Long (4) - BFJ, Brian, Romero, Shirley
Bobby Hoying (4) - Carwash, GoodKarma, LJam, Mister D
Shaun King (9) - Bengal, Bronto, Chedda, DSafe, Duff, GPJ, Nonlinear, Rex, Rush

What in the hot fuck

This reaction has single-handedly lifted my mood.

[tennbengal]

Q5 - The first round of the "Toms" draft episode of All Fantasy Everything featured Cruise, Hanks, Jones, and Brady. Name one of the other picks from rounds 2-4 (12)

CORRECT
Tom Brokaw (MINUS-1) - Rass
Thomas the Tank Engine (2) - Chedda, Shirley
Tom Hardy (2) - DiS, Giff
Tom Cat (4) - BSF, GoodKarma, Nonlinear, Romero
Tom Selleck (4) - Bengal, GPJ, Citgo, Jerloma
Tom Petty (4) - Carwash, Mister D, Pruitt, Syb

INCORRECT (9)
Thomas Edison - BFJ, Rex, Tony
Thomas Jefferson - AB, Duff
Tom Glavine - Brian, Enoch
Tom Green - Bronto
Tom Bosley! - Cerrano
Thomas Magnum (ouch, sorry) - PDX
Thomas Aquinas - Sancarlos
Tom Holland - Trav
Tom Hiddleston - DSafe
Tom Sawyer - LJam
Tom Bombadil

LEFTOVERS
Tommy Chong
Tom Morello
Tommy Boy
Thomas Haden Church
Tom DeLonge
Tom Berenger

How the name of all that is good and right is Thomas Haden church an answer for Tom Sawyer is not. Buncha weird Wings/Sideways fans polled?

[tennbengal]

I was between selleck and sawyer and went selleck. This week was my swampcrash version of the jets beating the eagles. Just everything working for no good reason.

[GoodKarma]

I was going to question Tom Berenger but then I remembered Major League and everyone involved with that movie should be the top of every list they are eligible to be on.

[Ryan]

I'll email Ian Karmel and see if they'll guess who our hottest women were.

[A_B]

I was between selleck and sawyer and went selleck. This week was my swampcrash version of the jets beating the eagles. Just everything working for no good reason.

The fact that I missed on any type of guess and then totally flubbed shark tank didn't help. But you played a good game, no cap!

[govmentchedda]

I was between selleck and sawyer and went selleck. This week was my swampcrash version of the jets beating the eagles. Just everything working for no good reason.

The fact that I missed on any type of guess and then totally flubbed shark tank didn't help. But you played a good game, no cap!

Just spent a full week on vacation with the kids. It was a lovely time filled with an extreme amount of youth slang. Felt like Steve Buscemi holding a skateboard.

[cerranoredux]

Q5 - The first round of the "Toms" draft episode of All Fantasy Everything featured Cruise, Hanks, Jones, and Brady. Name one of the other picks from rounds 2-4 (12)

CORRECT
Tom Brokaw (MINUS-1) - Rass
Thomas the Tank Engine (2) - Chedda, Shirley
Tom Hardy (2) - DiS, Giff
Tom Cat (4) - BSF, GoodKarma, Nonlinear, Romero
Tom Selleck (4) - Bengal, GPJ, Citgo, Jerloma
Tom Petty (4) - Carwash, Mister D, Pruitt, Syb

INCORRECT (9)
Thomas Edison - BFJ, Rex, Tony
Thomas Jefferson - AB, Duff
Tom Glavine - Brian, Enoch
Tom Green - Bronto
Tom Bosley! - Cerrano
Thomas Magnum (ouch, sorry) - PDX
Thomas Aquinas - Sancarlos
Tom Holland - Trav
Tom Hiddleston - DSafe
Tom Sawyer - LJam
Tom Bombadil

LEFTOVERS
Tommy Chong
Tom Morello
Tommy Boy
Thomas Haden Church
Tom DeLonge
Tom Berenger

How the name of all that is good and right is Thomas Haden church an answer for Tom Sawyer is not. Buncha weird Wings/Sideways fans polled?

I figured I threaded the needle between those two with Mr. Cunningham. I think he deserves to be in the top 10.

[Nonlinear FC]

I knew this would be bad, but most of these are from when I actually cared about CFB

Q4 - Name any of the college football players pictured below, all of whom once finished in 10th place in Heisman Trophy balloting (9)

CORRECT
Tim Rattay (1) - DiS
Amos Zereoue (1) - Rass
Eric Zeier (2) - Enoch, Citgo
Chris Long (4) - BFJ, Brian, Romero, Shirley
Bobby Hoying (4) - Carwash, GoodKarma, LJam, Mister D
Shaun King (9) - Bengal, Bronto, Chedda, DSafe, Duff, GPJ, Nonlinear, Rex, Rush

What in the hot fuck

That Tulane team was very popular.

For my part, that's really the only one I could ID.

[Nonlinear FC]

I'll email Ian Karmel and see if they'll guess who our hottest women were.

Yeah, I know a couple of other guys listen(ed) to that podcast, but for those that don't... These aren't polls are anything with a ton of reasoning or research or whatever. It's 3/4 comedians sitting around pulling most of these out of their kiesters.

[Gunpowder]

I knew this would be bad, but most of these are from when I actually cared about CFB

Q4 - Name any of the college football players pictured below, all of whom once finished in 10th place in Heisman Trophy balloting (9)

CORRECT
Tim Rattay (1) - DiS
Amos Zereoue (1) - Rass
Eric Zeier (2) - Enoch, Citgo
Chris Long (4) - BFJ, Brian, Romero, Shirley
Bobby Hoying (4) - Carwash, GoodKarma, LJam, Mister D
Shaun King (9) - Bengal, Bronto, Chedda, DSafe, Duff, GPJ, Nonlinear, Rex, Rush

What in the hot fuck

This reaction has single-handedly lifted my mood.

I assumed Chris Long would be most popular answer and went with King over Dumervil. Still would have lost, as Rass played like he just fired Canada.