How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?

[The Sybian]

I can definitely state that my mom fucked, 55 years and nine months and two days ago.

Happy birthday, Steve. (And, to be so precise on the date, did you have an uncomfortable conversation with your Mom?)

And, fun fact - I was born 9 months and 2 days after my parents' wedding day. My father just got into town the day before the wedding, so I'm fairly certain I am a wedding night baby.

Thanks. How old were you when you figured that out, or figured out what it meant?

(No, I didn't have the awkward conversation. Ick. My birthday was actually two days ago, so I just assumed the nine months.)

I don't remember when I figured that one out. But, I have a crystal clear memory of a different similar discovery. I think I was about 12 when we visited my grandparents one summer, and I was amusing myself by looking through grandma's old keepsake photos, etc. I saw something that indicated her wedding date, and I quickly deduced that the wedding date was only about 5 months before my father's birth date. Being a kid unwise to the perceived need to keep some things quiet, I loudly announced my finding. Then, was quickly shut up by my mother.

Holy shit, that is hilarious. I was probably about 15 when my father reveled in grossing me out by telling me I was conceived on my Uncle's couch in Cincinnati. They were married for 8 or 9 years with a 3 year old, which makes it even less excusable.

[A_B]

I also discovered while looking through my mom's stuff after she passed that my sister was born about 5 months after the wedding day. Luckily that marriage didn't last.

[Steve of phpBB]

I also discovered while looking through my mom's stuff after she passed that my sister was born about 5 months after the wedding day. Luckily that marriage didn't last.

My wife was born less than nine months after her folks' wedding. The funny part is that these folks are so politically conservative - at a time when political conservatism strictly meant that premarital sex was absolutely not ok.

[Pruitt]

My son was born 4 months to the day after our wedding.

[The Sybian]

I also discovered while looking through my mom's stuff after she passed that my sister was born about 5 months after the wedding day. Luckily that marriage didn't last.

My wife was born less than nine months after her folks' wedding. The funny part is that these folks are so politically conservative - at a time when political conservatism strictly meant that premarital sex was absolutely not ok.

They learned first hand how premarital sex can ruin your life, and wanted to save others?

[Giff]

I keep thinking of this song seeing the thread title today:

[A_B]

I love my kids and can't really image life without them, which makes sense since I've been a parent for nearly 21 years now. That said, I'm looking forward to shoving a few more out of the nest before too long.

Amen.

20 year old goes to university downtown. 18 year old is starting university downtown in September.

The nest will not be empty for quite sometime.

Moving my youngest into an apartment today. Dad's struggling a bit with it.

[Gunpowder]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

[mister d]

So either you have less than a month to learn how to fuck or big congrats!!!

[tennbengal]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Wow, huge congrats SL.

[The Sybian]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Wow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.

[Johnnie]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Wow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.

That's the baby's rap name.

Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?

[The Sybian]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Wow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.

That's the baby's rap name.

Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?

Swamp baby naming contest! We'll have a vote and they need to use the name we choose!

[tennbengal]

Zaz Laird

[HaulCitgo]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Congrats. You want her to hold it in til 1/1

[govmentchedda]

Congrats, SL!

[mister d]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Congrats. You want her to hold it in til 1/1

Why? Tax break plus getting the birth on the insurance they've been racking up all year.

Also, the name should be Gary. Gary Laird, the baby.

[Steve of phpBB]

That's awesome, Sean. Congrats.

[rass]

Congrats buddy.

And good luck AB.

[L-Jam3]

Congrats, brother. Looking forward to seeing pics of the new foal.

[sancarlos]

Gunpowder Jr.!

[Ryan]

[The Sybian]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Congrats. You want her to hold it in til 1/1

Why? Tax break plus getting the birth on the insurance they've been racking up all year.

Also, the name should be Gary. Gary Laird, the baby.

I was thinking of the advantage if the kid plays sports that go by birth year rather than school class.

[DaveInSeattle]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Awesome....congratulations!

[mister d]

Ohhh ... yeah. Having a late Sept then early Jan, that's for sure real.

[Pruitt IV]

Fantastic news!

[Shirley]

Congrats GPJ! Better late than never. (I can't believe you're 40 now.)

[Steve of phpBB]

Congrats GPJ! Better late than never. (I can't believe you're 40 now.)

Random Shit That Makes You Feel Old

[The Sybian]

Congrats GPJ! Better late than never. (I can't believe you're 40 now.)

This is messing with my head. When I went out drinking with GPJ and his friends, I was 33 with a 3 yo and an infant. I've never felt like more of an old man. Hearing GPJ is 7 years older than I was then... guh.

[Gunpowder]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Wow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.

That's the baby's rap name.

Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?

Yep, her name's gonna be Liana.

[Gunpowder]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Congrats. You want her to hold it in til 1/1

Why? Tax break plus getting the birth on the insurance they've been racking up all year.

Also, the name should be Gary. Gary Laird, the baby.

Actually 1/1 would be ideal but it's entirely based on insurance reasons.

[Gunpowder]

Congrats GPJ! Better late than never. (I can't believe you're 40 now.)

Random Shit That Makes You Feel Old

I know it's super weird

My shoulder is all wrecked and I get hangovers, it's dumb

[Gunpowder]

Congrats GPJ! Better late than never. (I can't believe you're 40 now.)

This is messing with my head. When I went out drinking with GPJ and his friends, I was 33 with a 3 yo and an infant. I've never felt like more of an old man. Hearing GPJ is 7 years older than I was then... guh.

Well we did rage super hard back then, to be fair

[Rush2112]

Mazel Tov Gunpowder!

[degenerasian]

Congrats! I'm an old dad, had the twins when I turned 46. Strollers as walkers.

[HaulCitgo]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Congrats. You want her to hold it in til 1/1

Why? Tax break plus getting the birth on the insurance they've been racking up all year.

Also, the name should be Gary. Gary Laird, the baby.

Dudes dig the long ball. You of anyone on this site should understand

[rass]

So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?

[sancarlos]

So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?

Who are the single guys around here?
Romero, Carwash, PDX… others?

[govmentchedda]

We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Wow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.

That's the baby's rap name.

Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?

Yep, her name's gonna be Liana.

You're giving birth to Oiler's mom! To be fair, she's pretty great.

[P.D.X.]

So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?

Who are the single guys around here?
Romero, Carwash, PDX… others?