Holy shit, that is hilarious. I was probably about 15 when my father reveled in grossing me out by telling me I was conceived on my Uncle's couch in Cincinnati. They were married for 8 or 9 years with a 3 year old, which makes it even less excusable.sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:31 pmI don't remember when I figured that one out. But, I have a crystal clear memory of a different similar discovery. I think I was about 12 when we visited my grandparents one summer, and I was amusing myself by looking through grandma's old keepsake photos, etc. I saw something that indicated her wedding date, and I quickly deduced that the wedding date was only about 5 months before my father's birth date. Being a kid unwise to the perceived need to keep some things quiet, I loudly announced my finding. Then, was quickly shut up by my mother.Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:32 pmThanks. How old were you when you figured that out, or figured out what it meant?sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:18 pmHappy birthday, Steve. (And, to be so precise on the date, did you have an uncomfortable conversation with your Mom?)Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:14 pm I can definitely state that my mom fucked, 55 years and nine months and two days ago.
And, fun fact - I was born 9 months and 2 days after my parents' wedding day. My father just got into town the day before the wedding, so I'm fairly certain I am a wedding night baby.
(No, I didn't have the awkward conversation. Ick. My birthday was actually two days ago, so I just assumed the nine months.)
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I also discovered while looking through my mom's stuff after she passed that my sister was born about 5 months after the wedding day. Luckily that marriage didn't last.
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My wife was born less than nine months after her folks' wedding. The funny part is that these folks are so politically conservative - at a time when political conservatism strictly meant that premarital sex was absolutely not ok.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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My son was born 4 months to the day after our wedding.
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They learned first hand how premarital sex can ruin your life, and wanted to save others?Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 11:31 amMy wife was born less than nine months after her folks' wedding. The funny part is that these folks are so politically conservative - at a time when political conservatism strictly meant that premarital sex was absolutely not ok.
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I keep thinking of this song seeing the thread title today:
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Moving my youngest into an apartment today. Dad's struggling a bit with it.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:02 pmAmen.Moreta wrote:I love my kids and can't really image life without them, which makes sense since I've been a parent for nearly 21 years now. That said, I'm looking forward to shoving a few more out of the nest before too long.
20 year old goes to university downtown. 18 year old is starting university downtown in September.
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We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.
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Wow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.
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That's the baby's rap name.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:12 pmWow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.
Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?
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Swamp baby naming contest! We'll have a vote and they need to use the name we choose!Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:44 pmThat's the baby's rap name.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:12 pmWow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.
Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?
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Congrats, SL!
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Why? Tax break plus getting the birth on the insurance they've been racking up all year.
Also, the name should be Gary. Gary Laird, the baby.
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That's awesome, Sean. Congrats.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Congrats buddy.
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Congrats, brother. Looking forward to seeing pics of the new foal.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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I was thinking of the advantage if the kid plays sports that go by birth year rather than school class.
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Congrats GPJ! Better late than never. (I can't believe you're 40 now.)
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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This is messing with my head. When I went out drinking with GPJ and his friends, I was 33 with a 3 yo and an infant. I've never felt like more of an old man. Hearing GPJ is 7 years older than I was then... guh.
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Yep, her name's gonna be Liana.Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:44 pmThat's the baby's rap name.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:12 pmWow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.
Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?
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Actually 1/1 would be ideal but it's entirely based on insurance reasons.
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I know it's super weird
My shoulder is all wrecked and I get hangovers, it's dumb
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Well we did rage super hard back then, to be fairThe Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:27 pmThis is messing with my head. When I went out drinking with GPJ and his friends, I was 33 with a 3 yo and an infant. I've never felt like more of an old man. Hearing GPJ is 7 years older than I was then... guh.
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Mazel Tov Gunpowder!
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Congrats! I'm an old dad, had the twins when I turned 46. Strollers as walkers.
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So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?
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Who are the single guys around here?
Romero, Carwash, PDX… others?
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You're giving birth to Oiler's mom! To be fair, she's pretty great.Gunpowder wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:52 pmYep, her name's gonna be Liana.Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:44 pmThat's the baby's rap name.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:12 pmWow, that's great! Can't wait for GPJ to drop an album about changing diapers and strapping on a Baby Bjorn.
Anyhoo, Congrats GPJ! Are there names picked out yet?
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