How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?

Post by **brian** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:48 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 7:03 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?
Who are the single guys around here?
Romero, Carwash, PDX… others?

No kids, no wife, no girlfriend.

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:32 am

rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?

Married 25 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 5:23 am

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:03 pm We've decided to start this at 40. ETA 12/26.

Very cool. Mazel tov!

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:55 am

Was just making a dumb "bronto is also young" joke guys

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:21 am

So I had misread this as saying 12/26 was the date you were going to start trying, which I thought was kind of a weird thing to announce. Congrats, GPJ.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:07 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?

Oh yeah duh

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/K86oZk ... tid=THRl3R

Post by **Sabo** » Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:49 am

GoodKarma wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:32 am
rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?
Married 25 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.

Married 26 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:50 am

Congrats, Keg!
I know parenthood isn’t for everyone, and is a pain in the ass at times. But I couldn’t imagine not having our daughter. And based on what I read in the Swamp, all the other Swamp kids sound great, too!

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:08 am

Sabo wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:49 am
GoodKarma wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:32 am
rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?
Married 25 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
Married 26 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.

Married 20 years but we did get a photo album. No other physical evidence, though.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:33 am

cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:08 am
Sabo wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:49 am
GoodKarma wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:32 am
rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?
Married 25 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
Married 26 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
Married 20 years but we did get a photo album. No other physical evidence, though.

Photo album of fucking? Didn’t get that vibe from your wife, but that’s cool.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:20 am

The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:33 am

Photo album of fucking? Didn’t get that vibe from your wife, but that’s cool.

Damn you had no choice but to make this joke.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:41 am

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:21 am So I had misread this as saying 12/26 was the date you were going to start trying, which I thought was kind of a weird thing to announce. Congrats, GPJ.

For the record, me too.

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:03 am

The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:33 am
cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:08 am
Sabo wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 9:49 am
GoodKarma wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:32 am
rass wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:59 pm So bronto the only one who still has his v card or what?
Married 25 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
Married 26 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
Married 20 years but we did get a photo album. No other physical evidence, though.
Photo album of fucking? Didn’t get that vibe from your wife, but that’s cool.

Can you believe we didn’t spring for the digital package?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:51 am

Gross

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:10 am

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:27 am

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Hello frogs, my name is Liana

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:38 am

Congrats and may she have received the genetic gift of spitting hot fire.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:38 am

Awesome, congratulations GPJ.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:20 am

Congrats!

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:10 am

Congratulations!

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:22 am

Congratulations!

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:33 am

Congrats, SL!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:56 am

Congrats!!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:14 pm

Very nice! I hope mother and child are both feeling great.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:29 pm

Nice...look forward to the posts in the Proud Parenting and Backroom Soccer threads

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:39 pm

Congrats, SL (but I don’t for a second believe she actually typed that).

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:44 pm

Congrats SL!

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:11 pm

Congrats! What a beautiful baby.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:11 pm

Wow! Congrats man and welcome to the club. It’s a love Mike no other.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:19 pm

Adorable!

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mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:10 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:11 pm Wow! Congrats man and welcome to the club. It’s a love Mike no other.

Wrong thread, Giff.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:15 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:19 pm Adorable!

buhbuhorse.jpg

That's hysterical. Way to stand on your business, horse.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:44 pm

She's beautiful!

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:45 pm

Good lord, beautiful baby, SL. Congrats!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 6:04 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:10 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:11 pm Wow! Congrats man and welcome to the club. It’s a love Mike no other.
Wrong thread, Giff.

Got dang it

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 6:15 pm

Congratulations on the newest Business Foal. So happy for all of you.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Mon Jan 01, 2024 12:42 am

No kids, but man I love pics of fillies and colts.

Oh, and Liana is precious.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Jan 01, 2024 9:10 am

Thanks dougs. Yes she is awesome, and no she did not actually write that but she did say it

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 11:07 am

I missed this! No seriously, I should have been there. Real sorry.

Post by **Shirley** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:16 pm

Congratulations, GPJ! She really is adorable.

Have you reproduced?