NFL 2023 - Week 18 - Down the Stretch They Come!

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rass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:05 pm ‘cock exclusive game next Saturday?
I found out I have the cock a couple weeks ago for that Bills-Chargers game. I subscribed for Yellowstone and then just forgot to cancel it apparently. PM me if you want log-in.
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rass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:05 pm ‘cock exclusive game next Saturday?
bet you it's Browns-Texans
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“I’m allowed to be down here.”
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tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:54 pm is josh allen having hallucinations? Does he know whose team he is on?
$150 million arm, 10 cent brain. Been this way all season long.
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degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:43 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:05 pm ‘cock exclusive game next Saturday?
bet you it's Browns-Texans
It's the Chiefs vs. Steelers/Phins.

Browns-Texans 4:30 Saturday.
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Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:53 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:54 pm is josh allen having hallucinations? Does he know whose team he is on?
$150 million arm, 10 cent brain. Been this way all season long.
One season Josh is gonna play a totally clean season and put up the greatest QB line ever. Until then, he will just drive Bills fans/fantasy owners insane.
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Jerloma wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 10:06 pm
degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:43 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:05 pm ‘cock exclusive game next Saturday?
bet you it's Browns-Texans
It's the Chiefs vs. Steelers/Phins.

Browns-Texans 4:30 Saturday.
Phins/Chiefs is the best game of all. I guess that how you get people to buy Peacock.
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For those that don't want to buy Peacock in the event of a Peacock only stream..
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tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 8:08 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 7:50 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:57 pm New Orleans scored a meaningless touchdown - by going into victory formation, then doing a surprise run. Jeez, that is about as bush league as it gets.
That’s a pretty underrated rivalry and should serve to dial the spicy.
As an aggrieved owner of various Falcons in fantasy, god bless the Saints for that. Fuck Arthur Smith.
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This game is going to come down to a two-point try.
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Or not.
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Tua is good at getting his receivers killed. That’s all I can say about that guy.
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James Cook’s drop in the endzone with 15 second left looked a lot like Ronnie Harmon.
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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:22 pm Tua is good at getting his receivers killed. That’s all I can say about that guy.
I said it when he was drafted…he’s not that good (although some drops tonight). Wonder how many ass whoopins’ his dad will dole out after tonight’s performance?

It’s easy for McDaniel to look like a genius rolling it up on shitty teams…be nice if they could win an important one.
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Smith fired.
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Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:11 amSmith fired.
Rough day all around.

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:11 amSmith fired.
As a drake london dynasty league investor, thank the fantasy gods.

And given that he has FedEx money to fall back on, not gonna feel bad that he is limit of a job.
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I guess once you call me a cuck it's easy to assume I don't have the 'cock.

(Thanks. I get TV/internet via Xfinity who are also owned by NBC Universal and they've generally, but for a couple of months this year, given us the ad-supported version for free).
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I'm stunned the NFL would let this be a streaming exclusive. I guess in the local markets it will be OTA but still.

Luckily I've been enjoying the 'cock since it first got big.
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when Cook dropped that easy TD catch last night I started yelling RONNIE HARMON at the TV.

goddammit...here we go....

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Bills 5-1 against playoff teams, Dolphins 1-5.
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A_B wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:21 am I'm stunned the NFL would let this be a streaming exclusive. I guess in the local markets it will be OTA but still.
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Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 9:02 am Bills 5-1 against playoff teams, Dolphins 1-5.
Too bad you didn't draw a playoff team!
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Jerloma wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 9:16 am
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 9:02 am Bills 5-1 against playoff teams, Dolphins 1-5.
Too bad you didn't draw a playoff team!
Nice!

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Today he texted "if they lose to Mason Rudolph, everyone should be fired"

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