I mean, first off.... Obvious WTF on this one. I can ALMOST understand dudes that buy panties, but, honestly not reallyewgross.
Now with all that said, PDX, I think the issues you are raising regarding the "packaging" of said flatus might actually point to what led her to "up her game" to meet the demand.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
Square Rob wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:22 am
Advice for someone visiting France: never trust a fart the morning after eating a shit load of cheese varieties.
Oh no...
We went to an Izakaya last night and I loaded up on draft beer, batter fried stuff (which I never do) and oniony stuff. Woke up at 3:30 in the morning with a choice - either leave the bedroom and risk being awake for at least an hour (insomniac) or fart in the bed and start the New Year off as a widower.
I thought this was a belated post about the flight that had to turnaround because some dude busted ass so nasty it was deemed a safety issue... Hold on...
I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:25 pm
I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:25 pm
I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills.
Now I have!
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:25 pm
I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills.
I love his bit in his last special about giving his mother too many edibles. Tom is great.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:25 pm
I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills.
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:50 pm
I’m a big fan of Tom’s wife.
Like, her comedy? Really?
I think I listened to the Your Mom’s House podcast for so long that I really can’t stand her act and attitude any more. Love Tom and his stand up. She’s nothing special IMO.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:25 pm
I can't find it now of course, but there was a video I saw the other day where the husband was so proud of the fart that his wife ripped while they were chilling in the living room.
Have you seen the video of Tom Segura's mom farting? Woman has skills.
I love his bit in his last special about giving his mother too many edibles. Tom is great.
His mom passed out on his couch a few years ago and he took a pic of her and had to bribe her to let him sell the pic on a coffee mug. I think it cost him designer handbags or a trip to Vegas, but it’s well worth it.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:39 pm
Tom Segura has been catching major flack lately because, according to the internet, he's just always bagging on poor people on his podcast.
Yeah. He had a twitter rant about an airport person making his travel difficult. His new angle on the podcast is to shit on “the poors”. Which started because people tweeting at him about how they can’t stand seeing him show off his cars and toys on his IG and X accounts. Don’t get him started on wash cloths. Those are for the poor also.
I don’t listen to any of his podcasts anymore. If he had one that he did solo, I’d be a fan. Bert and Christina ruin podcasts for me.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:39 pm
Tom Segura has been catching major flack lately because, according to the internet, he's just always bagging on poor people on his podcast.
I don’t listen to any of his podcasts anymore. If he had one that he did solo, I’d be a fan. Bert and Christina ruin podcasts for me.
Exactly where I am. Listened to Two Bears for a bit, but I can only take Bert in small doses. I’ve listened to a couple Your Mom and see clips, I feel like I should like it, but Christina annoys me. Her special drove me nuts, all the stupid voices. Can’t take it.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
We did it, Joe! America finally has a Top 40 hit with “fart” in the title. Ice Spice’s new single “Think U The Shit (Fart)” made it into the esteemed annals of the Billboard Hot 100, and it is now the only song (so far) to grace the charts with the word “fart” in its name. The song debuted at #37 on this week’s Hot 100, becoming Ice Spice’s highest-charting solo single. (“In Ha Mood,” Ice Spice’s other big solo hit, peaked at #58.)
If only Casey Kasem were still alive to introduce this on "America's Top 40"...
