NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Conference Championships

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Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:08 pm
A_B wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:04 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:01 pm Handing out t-shirts that say "Earned"

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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:03 pm We had this conversation offline after I locked in my answers, but can you tell me why you would've said no to Human? Or would you ask for a resubmission? Because there are about 30K homicides a year (not necessarily murders), and that would easily break the top ten.
Human was my first listed answer, but I put deer as the alternate incase human was not accepted.
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duff wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:31 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:03 pm We had this conversation offline after I locked in my answers, but can you tell me why you would've said no to Human? Or would you ask for a resubmission? Because there are about 30K homicides a year (not necessarily murders), and that would easily break the top ten.
Human was my first listed answer, but I put deer as the alternate incase human was not accepted.
Just so everyone is aware, this shit's not gonna be allowed at the Pro Bowl.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:35 pm
duff wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:31 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:03 pm We had this conversation offline after I locked in my answers, but can you tell me why you would've said no to Human? Or would you ask for a resubmission? Because there are about 30K homicides a year (not necessarily murders), and that would easily break the top ten.
Human was my first listed answer, but I put deer as the alternate incase human was not accepted.
Just so everyone is aware, this shit's not gonna be allowed at the Pro Bowl.
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I would also play Family Feud again.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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A_B wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:57 pm He played there for like season and a half! fuck you people!
That's why I picked him!
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A_B wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:11 pmwtf rush
I was thinking movies not characters, so it should have been Fred, which is wrong as well. I need to stop answering these at 11 PM after too many hits off the pen.
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rass wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:40 pm
Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:35 pm
duff wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:31 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:03 pm We had this conversation offline after I locked in my answers, but can you tell me why you would've said no to Human? Or would you ask for a resubmission? Because there are about 30K homicides a year (not necessarily murders), and that would easily break the top ten.
Human was my first listed answer, but I put deer as the alternate incase human was not accepted.
Just so everyone is aware, this shit's not gonna be allowed at the Pro Bowl.
Can you wrap up the 2015 NHL Survivor Pool first??
Pruitt's still on the clock!
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It’s better to just get your ass kicked like that.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.
it's time for auto racing swampcrash!
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Brontoburglar wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:32 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.
it's time for auto racing swampcrash!
1.) Richard Petty
2.) Richard Petty
3.) Richard Petty
4.) Richard Petty
5.) Richard Petty
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:21 pmThe article I got that from listed deer but then said collisions with deer and moose in the description so I decided to allow both. One person did say moose.
It was a running joke with a circle of my friends that Vince McMahon had a moose that would kill people upon command. But, given recent events, perhaps I have said too much.
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:38 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:32 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.
it's time for auto racing swampcrash!
1.) Richard Petty
2.) Richard Petty
3.) Richard Petty
4.) Richard Petty
5.) Richard Petty
...

In!
It’s be kinda funny to have a game where one answer actually work for all clues. Even could reveal it and then people could find a different answer or at least know they wouldn’t be wrong picking the known one.
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I didn’t realize Rudy Gay isn’t currently on an NBA roster. I would’ve seen the news had he retired.
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he's in the purgatory of not being officially retired but also not active either
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:04 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:21 pmThe article I got that from listed deer but then said collisions with deer and moose in the description so I decided to allow both. One person did say moose.
It was a running joke with a circle of my friends that Vince McMahon had a moose that would kill people upon command. But, given recent events, perhaps I have said too much.
It was a Moosedeer, wasn’t it? (Or, is it called a Deermoose?)
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Bees, Snakes, and Spiders all kill people with venom, so they should be one answer. Also Bears and Cougars both maul you, so same animal basically. Maybe Alligators too! Do alligators maul?
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:03 pm Bees, Snakes, and Spiders all kill people with venom, so they should be one answer. Also Bears and Cougars both maul you, so same animal basically. Maybe Alligators too! Do alligators maul?
They’re practically sharks and shouldn’t have even been eligible as an answer.
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Good to know I'm safe around wolves. Good fucking advice guys
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Must have gotten your numbers from the International Wolf Foundation:

https://wolf.org/wolf-info/factsvsficti ... to-humans/

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They're also dogs. Like a wolf can breed with a chihuahua if wants to.
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I bet cows really kill people at a rate greater than 0.5 per year from falls and shit but I based it on people choking on steak.
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Man I was kicking ass there (for me) until the last three questions. Pretty shocked that neither Borderline nor pig were correct answers.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.
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Gunpowder wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 2:02 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:24 pm The 20-QUESTION Swamper Bowl might kick off Monday, but it might not! If someone else wants to run a Pro Bowl next week instead, I wouldn't be against it. Just don't steal my slideshow question on the 5th largest cities of Oceania.
I assume this is the GPJ-signal


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