Swamp Travel Guide: Five Pound Basses Take NashVegas

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At least I’m wearing cowboy boots and not timberlands. Motherfucker is really expecting to go hiking or something.
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Giff got the Timbos on his toes
And AB’s thighs are froze

One two oh my god
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I think I’m allergic to giff. Every time we r together I get headaches in the morning.
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It’s weird right?
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You guys wanna hop on Zoom and I’ll ask you to name a Caribbean island that starts with a letter from the Turkish alphabet?
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Ryan wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:41 am You guys wanna hop on Zoom and I’ll ask you to name a Caribbean island that starts with a letter from the Turkish alphabet?
Timberland.
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-5, nice job. Tell your pal.
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One of the best weekends of my life. AB is good peeps.
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And for the record they’re 60% off Columbias and AB was slipping more on the ice more than I was.
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Giff wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:12 pm AB was slipping more on the ice more than I was.
Not surprised. Cowboy boots on ice?
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:41 pm
Giff wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:12 pm AB was slipping more on the ice more than I was.
Not surprised. Cowboy boots on ice?
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All weekend tbh.
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Those aren’t your daddy’s cowboy boots. They have an actual tread.
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I ran with the big dawg and I shoulda stayed on the porch.
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These last few posts could all be by Desantis and it would make no difference
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How does AB eat pudding, anyway?
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A_B wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:18 am I ran with the big dawg and I shoulda stayed on the porch.
I knew this didn’t feel like a regular old hangover. Covid positive. I did already let giff know.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck I’m still positive.
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Better than you ever did?
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A_B wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 10:22 am Fuuuuuuuuuuck I’m still positive.
A positive outlook is actually really healthy!
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Sorry man, that sucks.
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And now Giff just made things worse.
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You people.

I felt great Friday. Then a little run down late saturday but figured it was just recovery. Dead cat bounce I guess.

Then yesterday felt mostly ok and helped The Woman make a dinner to take to her cousin who just had a baby. So that's going in the trash of course. Hopefully they will let us doordash them something.

Doc says stay home all week so I'll be working from here.
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Good luck you poor old sod!
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:12 pm Good luck you poor old sod!
Maybe I'll record a song for the Covid Diaries instead of Furlough!
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Pretty sure the baby can be salvaged, AB.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:22 pm Pretty sure the baby can be salvaged, AB.
Why risk it?
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Now I got strep. I'm just a poor victorian child. consumption is the only natural course. tell my mother I miss her so.
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A_B wrote: Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:43 pm Now I got strep. I'm just a poor victorian child. consumption is the only natural course. tell my mother I miss her so.
You'll be able to tell her yourself in a week or two at the rate you are going.
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