NFL Swampcrash 2023 - The Mother Humping Pro Bowl

[P.D.X.]

no pre-game filler? what kind of operation is this

[The Sybian]

Guys, the spreadsheet doesn't seem to be tallying the scores and Ryan is MIA so this might be a bit slow.

This just upped my excitement for this game. Let's go AFC!

[GoodKarma]

We should just make up our own scores...it is the pro bowl after all...

[Ryan]

Sorry I just got here and didn't realize we were doing the Nickelodeon broadcast

[Giff]

My caption would be:

Kelli's husband - He's OK.

[Jerloma]

From the following list of NFL hall of famers (Peppers voted in, induction pending) drafted #2 overall, name the player that was drafted before them (9)

Tom Mack
Tony Dorsett
Lawrence Taylor
Randy White
Eric Dickerson
Marshall Faulk
Tony Boselli
Julius Peppers
Calvin Johnson

CORRECT
Ricky Bell (Dorsett) (1) - Enoch
David Carr (Peppers) (1) - Giff
Kijana Carter (Boselli) (1) - GoodKarma
Dan Wilkinson (Faulk) (2) - Carwash, Duff
George Rogers (Taylor) (2) - Ryan, Rex
John Elway (Dickerson) (5) - BFJ,DiS, GPJ, L-Jam, NLFC
Jamarcus Russell (7) - Brian, Cerrano, Chedda, Rass, SC, Syb, Tony

INCORRECT (12)
Mike Vick - Pruitt, Romero
Bruce Smith - AB
Randy Moss - BSF
Carson Palmer - Dsafe
Tony Boselli - HaulCitgo
A good QB - MrD
Brian Urlacher - PDX
Dan Marino - Shirley
Mario Williams - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Tommy Nobis (Mack)
Steve Bartkowski (White)

[rass]

Top 30 Pro Bowl FAILS of All-Time:

[mister d]

Turd-Ry would have given me Elway there.

[Jerloma]

Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
Iceland (-1) - Nonlinear
Netherlands (3) - Brian, Cerrano, SC
Norway (4) - BFJ, Giff, Pruitt, PDX
Canada (4) - BSF, Carwash, Pruitt, Tony
Sweden (6) - AB, Chedda, GoodKarma, Romero, Syb, Rex


INCORRECT (11)
Finland - Nonlinear, Ryan
Denmark - DiS, MrD, Shirley, L-Jam
France - Dsafe, HaulCitgo
New Zealand - GPJ, Trav
Mexico - Enoch
Saudia Arabia - Duff
Rass - Ireland


LEFTOVERS
Belgium
Spain
South Africa
Portugal
Argentina

[P.D.X.]

think I answered Norway on that one

eta: thebarker (at) gmail

[L-Jam3]

I think I said Denmark FWIW.

[Jerloma]

Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Pruitt, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony


INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX



LEFTOVERS
Martin Kaymer
Kevin Na
Henrik Stenson
Bubba Watson
Cam Smith
Louis Oostheizen
Joaquin Niemann

[Pruitt IV]

Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Giff, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony


INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX



LEFTOVERS
Martin Kaymer
Kevin Na
Henrik Stenson
Bubba Watson
Cam Smith
Louis Oostheizen
Joaquin Niemann

Thought i wrote "Koepka"

[Jerloma]

think I answered Norway on that one

eta: thebarker (at) gmail

Thank you, updated! It was NLFC that said Iceland

[Jerloma]

Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Giff, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony


INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX



LEFTOVERS
Martin Kaymer
Kevin Na
Henrik Stenson
Bubba Watson
Cam Smith
Louis Oostheizen
Joaquin Niemann

Thought i wrote "Koepka"

Yup. Scored correct...just put Giff twice.

[Jerloma]

I got a meeting...be back soon!

[Giff]

INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX

This shit cracks me up.

[Johnny Carwash]

Has the Pro Bowl pre-empted the Super Bowl before?

[rass]

Gotta love jlo. Thanks man.

I answered "Ireland" on question #1, and watch your copy and paste on the question titles.

[L-Jam3]

INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX

This shit cracks me up.

Fucking Tom Kite.

[duff]

Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
John Rahm (2) - BSF, Chedda
Brooks Koepka (3) - Cerrano, Pruitt, NLFC
Sergio Garcia (1) - BFJ, Giff, Trav
Dustin Johnson (4) - Brian, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Bryson Dechambeau (6) - AB, Dsafe, GK, HC, Ryan, SC
Phil Mickelson (7) - Carwash, DiS, MrD, Rass, Romero, Syb, Tony

Gay marriage and golf. Gotta love it. Also the scores...something seems off there Sergio.

[Nonlinear FC]

Name any of the first ten countries in the world to legalize gay marriage (10)


CORRECT
Iceland (-1) - Nonlinear
Netherlands (3) - Brian, Cerrano, SC
Norway (4) - BFJ, Giff, Pruitt, PDX
Canada (4) - BSF, Carwash, Rass, Tony
Sweden (6) - AB, Chedda, GoodKarma, Romero, Syb, Rex


INCORRECT (11)
Finland - Nonlinear, Ryan
Denmark - DiS, MrD, Shirley, L-Jam
France - Dsafe, HaulCitgo
New Zealand - GPJ, Trav
Mexico - Enoch
Saudia Arabia - Duff


LEFTOVERS
Belgium
Spain
South Africa
Portugal
Argentina

I think I only answered once on this question.

[mister d]

Its funnier to picture J-Lo not having a meeting but just in a total meltdown over managing the game.

[Jerloma]

Gotta love jlo. Thanks man.

I answered "Ireland" on question #1, and watch your copy and paste on the question titles.

All set! You too, Pruitt! No more mistakes, guys!

[DaveInSeattle]

INCORRECT (12)
Jamal Khashoggi - Enoch
Mohammed bin Salman - Duff
Some Saudi - Apologizing Fuckhead - L-Jam
Tom Kite - PDX

This shit cracks me up.

Fucking Tom Kite.

Tom Kite out here catching strays...

[Jerloma]

Name one of either the four horsemen of the apocalypse, the four horsemen of atheism, or the four horsemen of Notre Dame (12)


CORRECT
Conquest (1) - Enoch
Sam Harris (1) - SC
Christopher Hitchens (2) - Giff, Cerrano
War (4) - Carwash, Dsafe, Tony, Trav
Death (5) - GPJ, PDX, Ryan, Shirley, Syb
Famine (7) - AB, BFJ, Brian, BSF, GK, NLFC, Pruitt



INCORRECT (12)
Knute Rockne - Chedda, Romero
Pestilence - DiS, Rass
Arn Anderson - Duff
Declan Sullivan - MrD
Locusts - HaulCitgo
Warren Worthington - L-Jam
Frank Sinatra - Rex



LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller

[L-Jam3]

No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.

[Jerloma]

Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Dave Righetti
Brian Fuentes
Eddie Guardardo
Tug McGraw

[cerranoredux]

No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.

I thought this was the Pro Bowl.

[sancarlos]

How did I forget all those saves Elmer Layden had in 1923? One of the Four Horsemen of Saves?

[DaveInSeattle]

Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller

Richard Dawkins was both a evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!

[sancarlos]

Richard Dawkins was both an evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!

Pretty good on Hogan’s Heroes, too.

[Nonlinear FC]

Richard Dawkins was both an evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!

Pretty good on Hogan’s Heroes, too.

Dammit. I had a Family Feud joke... too slow.

[Jerloma]

Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller

Richard Dawkins was both a evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!

Thank you, all set!

[The Sybian]

Q5 - Name any of the top ten career leaders in saves amongst left-handed pitchers (10) (12)


CORRECT
Aroldis Chapman (1) - Rass
Randy Myers (1) - MrD
John Franco (2) - Carwash, Syb
Sparky Lyle (2) - Enoch, NLFC
Mitch Williams (3) - Dis, L-Jam, Pruitt
Billy Wagner (5) - BFJ, Chedda, Giff, GK, Rex


INCORRECT (12)
Norm Charlton - Ryan
Andrew Miller - GPJ
Bobby Thigpen - Cerrano
Dennis Eckersley - Tony
Eric Gagne - AB
Goose Gossage - PDX
Jeff Reardon - Dsafe
Lee Smith - Shirley
Lefty Gomez - Romero
Lefty Grove - Brian
Lefty Grove - BSF
Lefty Lefterson - Duff
Rob Dibble - HaulCitgo
Tippy Martinez - SC
Tom Henke - Trav




LEFTOVERS
Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Elmer Layden
Harry Stuldreher
Jim Crowley
Don Miller

Richard Dawkins was both a evolutionary biologist AND a left-handed relief pitcher? Talk about a varied resume!

3x Rolaids Relief Fireman award winner.

[Jerloma]

Giff 14
Nonlinear 18
Carwash 19
BFJ 23
Cerrano 25
GoodKarma 25
Enoch 27
Sancarlos 27
Syb 27
Pruitt 29
Rex 29
Brian 31
Chedda 32
Tony 32
Ryan 34
BSF 35
GPJ 35
DiS 38
Rass 38
Travzilla 40
AB 41
Shirley 42
DSafe 43
L-Jam 43
Mister D 43
PDX 43
Duff 47
Romero 47
HaulCitgo 51
Bengal 57
Bronto 57
Rush 57

[rass]

No. Fuck you. Archangel was Death in Apocalypse’s Four Horseman. He was the one who gave him his metal wings. It’s not my fault you didn’t specify which Four Horseman of Apocalypse you were referring to.

Wouldn't that have been "the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse" instead of "four horsemen of the apocalypse"?

[Jerloma]

Q6 - Name an acting duo (must have both correct) that has appeared in at least 10 films together. (11)


CORRECT
Jack Lemmon/Walter Matthau - 13 (1) - Carwash
Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson - 12 (1) - Enoch
John and Joan Cusack -10 (1) - Giff
Seth Rogen/James Franco (1) - Syb
Matt Damon/Ben Affleck -14 (1) - MrD
William Powell/Myrna Loy - 13 (1) - SC
Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis - 17 (2) - BFJ, Pruitt
Laurel & Hardy - 27 (2) - Ryan, Shirley
Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider - 18 (3) - Rass, Romero, Trav
Abbott & Costello - 36 (6) - Cerrano, Duff, GK, GPJ, L-Jam, PDX,


INCORRECT (11)
X-Al Pacino/Robert Deniro - BSF, Tony
X-Bob Hope/Bing Crosby - Brian, DiS
X-Cheech and Chong - Citgo, NLFC
X-Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin - AB, Rex
X-Chris Hiddleston/Hemsworth - Chedda
X-Tracy and Hepburn - Dsafe




LEFTOVERS

Corey Haim/Cory Feldman (10)

[P.D.X.]

that was a good question

[Nonlinear FC]

Cheech and Chong with 9... Damn.