The Official Swamp Dating Thread
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Damn, that was fast!Giff wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:09 am[insert Ted Knight gif]tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:56 am Busy week. I am upgraded to "exclusively in a relationship"...
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Well, that t was fast, TB. We need the details!
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I just checked and am relieved the side effects of Ozempic do not include "hallucinating an imaginary romantic partner".
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She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
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Not my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
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Dating when older is a lot faster, both parties know what they want.
Got a buddy who's 38, was in a relationship with someone 7 years younger for over a year and it ended up going nowhere, just a lot of mixed signals.
Now he's dating a 40 year old, 2 months in they're really serious, about to move in together.
Got a buddy who's 38, was in a relationship with someone 7 years younger for over a year and it ended up going nowhere, just a lot of mixed signals.
Now he's dating a 40 year old, 2 months in they're really serious, about to move in together.
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no. But...sent you a message.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pmNot my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
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Nods. Pretty easy to fast forward some things at this age. I wasn't looking, like I said a few months back when considering dating again, that I was looking to date a ton of people necessarily. So, if you find someone that you click with, pretty simple matter to not date a lot of people and see where things go with that person. Which is where we are at.Dating when older is a lot faster, both parties know what they want
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Wlu, I didn’t even know your mom was on the market.tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:38 pmno. But...sent you a message.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pmNot my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
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Consider this my love letter to all of you, my special internet friends, that I have teed this up for each and every one of you...
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Guh that's my nightmare. I'm pretty committed to non-cohabitation and I've yet to have a negative response when I've told women this. (of course that's not gonna fly for the ones who are trying to capture lightning at the end of their fertility window but that hasn't come up for me in a bit)degenerasian wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:29 pm Now he's dating a 40 year old, 2 months in they're really serious, about to move in together.
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The reason I sent this is my high school girlfriend lives in Hampden and divorced in the last 2 years or so. Very attractive gal. But while she dated me, she likely cheated on me during freshman year of college. She then dated my very good friend and likely cheated on him while at college, but my buddy and her got married. She then cheated on him with someone from law school, divorced my buddy and got married to the law school guy. And then heard she got divorced from him.tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:38 pmno. But...sent you a message.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pmNot my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
So figured that would have been trouble. I mean she does not like sports.
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that would have been worse than my high school girlfriend...sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:54 pmWlu, I didn’t even know your mom was on the market.tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:38 pmno. But...sent you a message.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pmNot my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
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The guy is sandbagging.
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Really? Sounds like she loves playing the field.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:40 pmThe reason I sent this is my high school girlfriend lives in Hampden and divorced in the last 2 years or so. Very attractive gal. But while she dated me, she likely cheated on me during freshman year of college. She then dated my very good friend and likely cheated on him while at college, but my buddy and her got married. She then cheated on him with someone from law school, divorced my buddy and got married to the law school guy. And then heard she got divorced from him.tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:38 pmno. But...sent you a message.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pmNot my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
So figured that would have been trouble. I mean she does not like sports.
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Underrated humblebrag, wlu...The reason I sent this is my high school girlfriend lives in Hampden and divorced in the last 2 years or so. Very attractive gal.
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Exactly and you get that out of the way from the beginning.P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:24 pmGuh that's my nightmare. I'm pretty committed to non-cohabitation and I've yet to have a negative response when I've told women this. (of course that's not gonna fly for the ones who are trying to capture lightning at the end of their fertility window but that hasn't come up for me in a bit)degenerasian wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:29 pm Now he's dating a 40 year old, 2 months in they're really serious, about to move in together.
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Now I need a name (since I probably know her).wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:40 pmThe reason I sent this is my high school girlfriend lives in Hampden and divorced in the last 2 years or so. Very attractive gal. But while she dated me, she likely cheated on me during freshman year of college. She then dated my very good friend and likely cheated on him while at college, but my buddy and her got married. She then cheated on him with someone from law school, divorced my buddy and got married to the law school guy. And then heard she got divorced from him.tennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:38 pmno. But...sent you a message.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:27 pmNot my high school girlfriend I hopetennbengal wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:16 pm She seems real enough. There is a connection to a swamper - this truly is a small world/small baltimore area/etc...
So figured that would have been trouble. I mean she does not like sports.
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