NFL Swampcrash 2023 - SWAMPER BOWL LET'S SAY VIII

[rass]

sent

[L-Jam3]

Just sent. Legit lol'ed at one question.

[Ryan]

Just looking for Citgo and Rush. We'll be starting right around noon today so I can get out of here by sunset.

[Ryan]

Also, it is close.

[rass]

GSN2 is expecting the biggest ratings in the history of The Swamper Bowl(TM) as Pruitt's season-long relationship with Linda Frum has captured the fevered imagination of Canadian conservatives across the country.

Dozens were already expected to tune in just to catch a glimpse of her and to see if he will pop the question after the game, but after duff's inflammatory comments yesterday in the wake of the passing of former PM Brian Mulroney, conservatives are more invested than ever in seeing the outspoken American contestant lose.

[Pruitt IV]

GSN2 is expecting the biggest ratings in the history of The Swamper Bowl(TM) as Pruitt's season-long relationship with Linda Frum has captured the fevered imagination of Canadian conservatives across the country.

Dozens were already expected to tune in just to catch a glimpse of her and to see if he will pop the question after the game, but after duff's inflammatory comments yesterday in the wake of the passing of former PM Brian Mulroney, conservatives are more invested than ever in seeing the outspoken American contestant lose.

I know that my Momma will be watching from the jewish section of heaven, Hopefully with Linda's mother Barbara who is a Canadian broadcasting legend.

[Ryan]

Last call for Rush. Every last answer is going to matter.

[Ryan]

[Ryan]

Ah well, nevertheless. Here we go...

[Ryan]

Q1 - Name one of the schools whose main campus location is listed below - they are the nine D1 Men's College Basketball programs with at least 1,500 losses (9)

CORRECT
Lexington = VMI (MINUS-1) - Rex
Providence = BROWN (2) - AB, Jerloma
Moscow = IDAHO (2) - Bengal, DSafe
New Haven = YALE (2) - BFJ, Syb
Des Moines = DRAKE (2) - Brian, Chedda
Hanover = DARTMOUTH (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Tony
Houston = RICE (4) - Giff, GPJ, Sancarlos, Shirley
Evanston = NORTHWESTERN (5) - BSF, Cerrano, Citgo, Nonlinear, Rass
Pullman = WASHINGTON STATE (6) - Bronto, DiS, Duff, Enoch, PDX, Pruitt

INCORRECT (11)
Iowa - LJam
Iowa State - Trav
Providence - Mister D
UConn - Romero

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 6
PRUITT - 6

[Ryan]

Q2 - Name a meat or cheese included any COLD SUB on Jersey Mike's current main menu (10)
NOTE: Don't say tuna

CORRECT
Pepperoni (1) - Brian
Swiss (1) - Sancarlos
Turkey (2) - DSafe, Mister D
Proscuitto (3) - AB, Cerrano, Enoch
Roast Beef (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Shirley
Capicola (3) - GPJ, LJam, Syb
Provolone (4) - Citgo, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Tony
Ham (6) - BFJ, Bronto, BSF, DiS, Rass, Romero
Salami (7) - Bengal, Chedda, Giff, PDX, Pruitt, Rex, Trav

INCORRECT (12)
He said Tuna - Duff

LEFTOVERS
Bacon
(would also have accepted chicken salad)

DUFF - 18
PRUITT - 13

[A_B]

Oh noes.

[Jerloma]

Lenny, how do you pronounce capicola? Is it gobbagool?

[mister d]

Oh noes.

This is like when Hurts rolled the ball towards the KC end-zone for them.

[Ryan]

Q4 - Name one of the actresses pictured below, all of which were the stars of either Blue Crush, Spring Breakers, or Josie and the Pussycats (9)

CORRECT
Michelle Rodriguez (2) - LJam, Shirley
Rosario Dawson (3) - Bronto, GoodKarma, PDX
Rachael Leigh Cook (4) - Carwash, DSafe, Rass, Trav
Kate Bosworth (4) - Chedda, DiS, Enoch, Syb
Vanessa Hudgens (5) - AB, Duff, Jerloma, Pruitt, Tony
Tara Reid (5) - BFJ, Cerrano, Giff, Mister D, Sancarlos
Selena Gomez (7) - Bengal, Brian, BSF, GPJ, Citgo, Nonlinear, Romero

INCORRECT (12)
Bea Arthur - Rex

LEFTOVERS
Sanoe Lake
Ashley Benson

DUFF - 25
PRUITT - 30

[Ryan]

Q5 - Name any male (12) or female (4) multiple-time winner of Pro Wrestling Illustrated's Wrestler of the Year award (16)

CORRECT
Bob Backlund (1) - Duff
Becky Lynch (1) - BFJ
Ric Flair (1) - Brian
Steve Austin (3) - Giff, Jerloma, Pruitt
Hulk Hogan (4) - GoodKarma, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos
John Cena (5) - Bengal, GPJ, Nonlinear, Tony, Trav

INCORRECT (10)
Randy Savage - Carwash, LJam, PDX
Undertaker - BSF, Chedda, Rex
The Rock - Cerrano, DiS, Syb
Charlotte Flair - AB
Johnny Omega - Bronto
Terry Funk - DSafe
Andre the Giant - Enoch
Bret Hart - Mister D
Chyna - Rass
Goldberg - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
Dusty Rhodes
Harley Race
Brock Lesnar
Randy Orton
CM Punk
AJ Styles
Seth Rollins
Mickie James
Trish Stratus
AJ Lee

DUFF - 26
PRUITT - 33

Thru 5
16 GoodKarma
18 Brian
18 Jerloma
21 Giff
23 Carwash
25 Bengal
25 Enoch
25 Nonlinear
26 BFJ
26 Duff
26 Sancarlos
29 Rass
29 Tony
30 Cerrano
30 DSafe
30 Mister D
30 Travzilla
31 GPJ
31 Shirley
31 Syb
32 AB
32 Bronto
32 HaulCitgo
33 DiS
33 PDX
33 Pruitt
35 Chedda
35 Rex
35 Romero
38 L-Jam
40 BSF
57 Rush

[Johnny Carwash]

Did #3 get posted?

[A_B]

Are the scores psted wrong?

Edit: what he said (up arrow)

[L-Jam3]

Lenny, how do you pronounce capicola? Is it gobbagool?

The exact quote on my email to Ryan:

"Eh, GABBAGOOL! (or CAPICOLA if you wish) "

We've had a prior discussion here regarding SuperSaad as well.

[mister d]

Is that wrestling award explicitly or implicitly whites only?

[Ryan]

Yeah but I must have edited in into Q4. For posterity...

Q3 - Name any NHL player to score 50+ in a season before their age-23 year since Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman, and 5 other guys did it in 1987-88 (10)

CORRECT
Pavel Bure (2) - Duff, Enoch
Steven Stamkos (2) - Giff, Mister D
Teemu Selanne (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Trav
Alex Ovechkin (4) - Bengal, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Rass
Sidney Crosby (7) - Brian, Bronto, Cerrano, DiS, PDX, Rex, Romero

INCORRECT (12)
Connor McDavid - AB, Citgo, LJam
Alex Mogilny - Chedda, GPJ, Syb
Auston Matthews - BSF, Pruitt
Martin St Louis - BFJ
Marian Hossa - DSafe
Kevin Stevens - Sancarlos
Jaromir Jagr - Shirley
Cale Makar - Tony

LEFTOVERS
Ilya Kovalchuk
Paul Kariya
Jeremy Roenick
Theo Fleury
Joe Nieuwendyk

[A_B]

This is like that time the power went out in the super bowl.

[sancarlos]

Yeah but I must have edited in into Q4. For posterity...

Q3 - Name any NHL player to score 50+ in a season before their age-23 year since Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman, and 5 other guys did it in 1987-88 (10)

CORRECT
Pavel Bure (2) - Duff, Enoch
Steven Stamkos (2) - Giff, Mister D
Teemu Selanne (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Trav
Alex Ovechkin (4) - Bengal, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Rass
Sidney Crosby (7) - Brian, Bronto, Cerrano, DiS, PDX, Rex, Romero

INCORRECT (12)
Connor McDavid - AB, Citgo, LJam
Alex Mogilny - Chedda, GPJ, Syb
Auston Matthews - BSF, Pruitt
Martin St Louis - BFJ
Marian Hossa - DSafe
Kevin Stevens - Sancarlos
Jaromir Jagr - Shirley
Cale Makar - Tony

LEFTOVERS
Ilya Kovalchuk
Paul Kariya
Jeremy Roenick
Theo Fleury
Joe Nieuwendyk

I almost answered Paul Kariya but I thought Kevin Stevens was the perfect answer. Overthinking is the enemy of a good Swampcrash answer.

[Ryan]

Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35

[EdRomero]

I feel like our answers to 3, 5, 12, 15, and 17 will be data collected for some sociology men's recollection of notable women study.

Uhhh ... tell me you got #3 wrong without telling me you got #3 wrong amiright???

I meant 4, not 3, unless...

Cindy Crosby joke... hope the wait was worth it.

[Ryan]

Q7 - Name the head coach of a team that played in the College Football Playoffs since and including the conclusion of the 2017-2018 season (12)

CORRECT
Brian Kelly (1) - DSafe
Steve Sarkasian (1) - Giff
Kalen DeBoer (2) - AB, Citgo
Ryan Day (2) - Duff, GPJ
Jim Harbaugh (2) - Syb, Trav
Ed Orgeron (3) - Bengal, Chedda, Tony
Sonny Dykes (3) - Bronto, GoodKarma, Sancarlos
Kirby Smart (3) - Brian, Rass, Rex
Dabo Swinney (6) - BFJ, Cerrano, Enoch, LJam, Nonlinear, Pruitt
Nick Saban (7) - BSF, Carwash, Jerloma, Mister D, PDX, Romero, Shirley

INCORRECT (12)
Chris Petersen - DiS

LEFTOVERS
Luke Fickell
Lincoln Riley

DUFF - 32
PRUITT - 41

[Shirley]

I was hoping Saban would be a Jordan.

[Pruitt IV]

Fuck the Leafs!

[Ryan]

Q8 - Name any of the bones that make up either the ear, shoulder, or spinal column (10)

CORRECT
Cervical vertebrae (1) - DSafe
Sacrum (1) - PDX
Coccyx (2) - Bronto, Pruitt
Stirrup (4) - AB, Carwash, Chedda, LJam
Hammer (4) - BSF, GPJ, Rex, Shirley
Clavicle (6) - DiS, Duff, Giff, GoodKarma, Mister D, Tony
Scapula (8) - Bengal, Enoch, Citgo, Jerloma, Nonlinear, Romero, Syb, Trav

INCORRECT (13)
Unspecified verterbrae - Brian, Cerrano
Humerus - BFJ, Sancarlos
Cochlea - Rass

LEFTOVERS
Anvil
Thoracic vertebrae
Lumbar vertebrae

DUFF - 38
PRUITT - 43

[HaulCitgo]

Something so warm and fuzzy about knowing theres an extra ten to come

[Nonlinear FC]

Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35

I think this one is missing a correct answer slot.

[Jerloma]

Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35

Should be a leftover here. Is it Wicked?

[Ryan]

Q9 - Name one of the 3 teams in either the MLB, NFL, NBA, or NHL with the fewest Twitter followers on their official account (12)

CORRECT
Marlins (1) - Chedda
Timberwolves (1) - LJam
Athletics (2) - Enoch, Pruitt
Jaguars (3) - Brian, Shirley, Syb
Coyotes (3) - Giff, Nonlinear, Sancarlos
Hornets (4) - Bronto, DSafe, GoodKarma, Citgo

INCORRECT (9)
Jets - Mister D, Rass, Rex
Royals - Bengal, Romero
Thunder - Carwash, DiS
Magic - AB
Rays - BFJ
Brewers - Cerrano
Kings - Duff
Cardinals - GPJ
Blue Jackets - Jerloma
Browns - PDX
Bengals - Tony
Specifically Carolina Panthers - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Rockies
Titans
Chargers
Pistons
Kraken
Florida Panthers

DUFF - 47
PRUITT - 45

[Ryan]

Q6 - Name any Broadway musical whose Playbill is partially pictured below (9)

CORRECT
The Music Man (MINUS-1) - Syb
The King and I (2) - AB, Pruitt
Oklahoma! (2) - Jerloma, PDX
Jersey Boys (3) - Bengal, Cerrano, DiS
Spamalot (3) - Enoch, GoodKarma, Tony
Damn Yankees (3) - BFJ, LJam, Rex
Hairspray (4) - Brian, Chedda, Duff, Rass
Newsies (8) - Bronto, BSF, Carwash, DSafe, Citgo, Romero, Sancarlos, Shirley

INCORRECT (13)
The Sound of Music - GPJ

LEFTOVERS
none

DUFF - 30
PRUITT - 35

Should be a leftover here. Is it Wicked?

Yes

Wicked (4)- Giff, Mister D, Nonlinear, Trav

[Jerloma]

Humerus - BFJ, Sancarlos

Almost said humerus.

The shoulder is made up of three bones: the scapula (shoulder blade), clavicle (collarbone) and humerus (upper arm bone). Two joints in the shoulder allow it to move: the acromioclavicular joint, where the highest point of the scapula (acromion) meets the clavicle, and the glenohumeral joint.

[Pruitt IV]

Hammer Time!

[Ryan]

Q10 - According to the MIT Collective Learning Group's "Pantheon" project, the three most memorable people in world history are Muhammad, Sir Isaac Newton, and Jesus. Name someone in the top 300 whose occupation is listed as "Composer" (12)

CORRECT
Schubert (MINUS-1) - Duff
Wagner (3) - Carwash, GoodKarma, Shirley
Bach (4) - Cerrano, Citgo, Giff, Pruitt
Beethoven (4) - GPJ, Mister D, Rex, Syb
Brahms (4) -Chedda, DSafe, Rass, Trav
Mozart (4) - Enoch, Nonlinear, Romero, Tony
Tchaikovsky (8) - AB, Bengal, BFJ, Brian, Bronto, BSF, Jerloma, LJam

INCORRECT (13)
Copland - DiS
Dvorak - PDX
Sousa - Sancarlos

LEFTOVERS
Chopin
Vivaldi
Verdi
Haydn
Handel

DUFF - 46
PRUITT - 49

[A_B]

What in the everloving fuck you people. Big 1812 Overture fans, huh?

[HaulCitgo]

How the hell are 12 of the most memorable people in history composers? Fucking MIT.

[Pruitt IV]

Fuck Schubert!