JOKES

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm

It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri May 14, 2021 3:48 pm

Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"

Does someone need a Friday cookie?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri May 14, 2021 3:51 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:48 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
Does someone need a Friday cookie?

All I really want is affirmation. That's why I keep you guys on staff.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri May 14, 2021 3:51 pm

Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:51 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:48 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
Does someone need a Friday cookie?
All I really want is affirmation. That's why I keep you guys on staff.

How religious of you.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri May 14, 2021 3:56 pm

Jerloma wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"

So the pope is sad because he's in a bar?

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri May 14, 2021 6:35 pm

Copin’ ain’t easy

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Fri May 14, 2021 6:54 pm

And there's the one about the rabbit who walks into a blood donation clinic with a priest and a minister and declares that he's a type-O.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri May 14, 2021 6:56 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 6:54 pm And there's the one about the rabbit who walks into a blood donation clinic with a priest and a minister and declares that he's a type-O.

That’s frogging great! Awesome joke!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri May 14, 2021 8:28 pm

Jerloma , I laughed, if that helps.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri May 14, 2021 11:36 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 8:28 pm Jerloma , I laughed, if that helps.

It's made the rounds around the jokesters at the CU libraries.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri May 14, 2021 11:59 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 6:56 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 6:54 pm And there's the one about the rabbit who walks into a blood donation clinic with a priest and a minister and declares that he's a type-O.
That’s frogging great! Awesome joke!

Oh go fuck yourself, AB! I hope you enjoy your shitty Days Inn in Braintree!!

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:02 pm

My 10 y/o son told me this one:

Q: Where’s the best place to get an athletic cup?

A: Dick Supporting Goods.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:42 pm

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:49 pm

Time to have the talk about separation of Dick and Balls.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:58 am

If the GOP builds an electricity system does it become a White Power Grid?

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:00 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:02 pm My 10 y/o son told me this one:

Q: Where’s the best place to get an athletic cup?

A: Dick Supporting Goods.

That is pretty good. When we were visiting my sister-in-law my son had his first spit take for something like that. We were driving near Buckhead and my wife says "that is a huge Dicks" (referencing the very big store). From the back seat I hear liquid being sprayed and a full laugh.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:45 pm

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:00 pm

Friend just got back from a trip to Europe. While he was there, he got sick in a small place in Spain. He called the front desk to ask where he might find a doctor, and to his surprise, they had a doctor on staff. The doctor came to his room, examined him and gave him some medicine. My friend says "I can't believe a small place like this has a doctor on staff!' The doctor nodded and said, "Well, no one expects the Spanish Inn Physician."

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:23 pm

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:56 pm

Sonofabitch

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:38 pm

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 4:04 pm

Gold!

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:20 pm

I got mugged by six dwarves last night...not happy.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:46 am

An octopus has a gun in each tentacle pointed at a cat.

“One arm too few, motherfucker.”

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:56 am

Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:20 pm I got mugged by six dwarves last night...not happy.

just saw this. gold.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:30 am

This just happened:

HER: Honey, come in and take a look at this:

I go in.

HER: Look. One of the speakers I have in this presentation. His last name is Gaslightwala.

ME: Well you better not believe anything that fuckin' guy says.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:59 am

Old man is sitting in the basement watching TV when his wife yells at him from the bedroom -

"Sid! Come upstairs and make passionate love to me!"

Sid thinks and then yells back "Okay - but I can only do one."

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:52 am

“So I guess I’m supposed to know everything now?” said the cowboy on his second rodeo.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:22 pm

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. They'd take one look at the script and say "This is just Blazing Saddles we already made this movie."

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:44 pm

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:48 pm

He's so good that even when you know where its going it still works.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:54 pm

Phenomenal.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:49 am

I’m FB famous

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:58 am

I thought it was going to be big fat Jew cock! That’s hilarious.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:10 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:49 am I’m FB famous

Congrats, Rabbi.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:42 pm

A dad was driving with his young son and they were unknowingly following Lorena Bobbitt. All of a sudden, there's a thump on the windshield and when the dad realized what it was, he quickly turned on the wipers and it flew away. His young son says, "dad, what was that?!" The dad replied "oh, it was just a huge bug" to which the son replied, "wow, it sure had a big dick!"

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Mar 06, 2024 3:57 pm

I've got a new paternity case where the father has taken the child from my client, Destiny. My job is to reunite Destiny's Child.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:37 pm

It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."

It still hasn't arrived yet.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:15 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:37 pm It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."

It still hasn't arrived yet.

Did you clip that one from Twitter (I saw it yesterday)?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:20 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:15 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:37 pm It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."

It still hasn't arrived yet.
Did you clip that one from Twitter (I saw it yesterday)?

Yep