Official balls and cock thread
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I spent my weekend around this rock formation ... Talk about penis envy.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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That location is in the open area next to the Security Forces dorms. Makes sense.
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Originally thought to be a darning tool when discovered in 1992, archaeologists now think this may be a 2,000-year-old Roman dildo.
How do you all get your death notices since I left?
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My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.
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I wonder if they tried icing his balls to see if they could shrink back up through the slats.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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My daughter won a fancy dance competition this weekend. 1st solo, 1st duet, a ton of group awards top technique, and 1st overall for the whole competition.my wife bought a pink #1 balloon and 2 circle balloons, tied them together and put them in her room.
My son and I come in and just start laughing. Wife and daughter don't understand. Pull my wife aside and explain...not a happy wife response...but she now can't unsee it either.
My son and I come in and just start laughing. Wife and daughter don't understand. Pull my wife aside and explain...not a happy wife response...but she now can't unsee it either.
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Be sure to read at least the beginning of the article.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Fun fact: Lufthansa is German for 'Sky Cock'
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Ok some things should actually not be maroon and blue
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Great chips!
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Got to get this thread ready for baseball season.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Twitter is just a mess right now of real baseball writers posting something then thinking better of it and deleting.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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And they say American ingenuity is dead.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Cool that they named the street Urethra Way.
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And of course in the comments I learn something I should've learned in high school:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris#
Morris died on November 6, 1816, after he had caused himself internal injuries and an infection while using a piece of Whale baleen as a catheter in an attempt to clear a blockage in his urinary tract. He died at the family estate, Morrisania, and was buried at St. Ann's Church in The Bronx.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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He's way luckier than Dick Balsoff.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Gold star. Fine work chap.
My gall is sufficiently mitigated. Thank you for your concern.