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Drew's, "Creed's here" line kills me every time.
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Marfa, Texas
For some reason, probably because I was bored while riding a stationary bike and watching commercials, the “Marfa, Texas” line intrigued me. I figured maybe Kohler was based there? Nope. It’s a tiny little town of less than 2,000. But it is known as a “major center for minimalist art”. So was that ad for a high-concept, minimalist profile toilet filmed in Marfa in the hopes that some super rich person who appreciates minimalist art would see it and say “hells yeah”?
For some reason, probably because I was bored while riding a stationary bike and watching commercials, the “Marfa, Texas” line intrigued me. I figured maybe Kohler was based there? Nope. It’s a tiny little town of less than 2,000. But it is known as a “major center for minimalist art”. So was that ad for a high-concept, minimalist profile toilet filmed in Marfa in the hopes that some super rich person who appreciates minimalist art would see it and say “hells yeah”?
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Doesn't Marfa have a stand alone Gucci store too? Like middle of nowhere type artists colony with a random luxury store.
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Apparently just an art installation.
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Apparently just an art installation.
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They shouldn't play TopDogLaw commercials at 6 in the morning.
Or really, ever:
Or really, ever:
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Fuck yeah! Now I'm pumped up to run into the street and get hit by a car so Top Dog Law can make my dreams come true! Whoooooh!
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Hey, it could work out.The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:23 amFuck yeah! Now I'm pumped up to run into the street and get hit by a car so Top Dog Law can make my dreams come true! Whoooooh!
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Those radio spots are outstanding. Saul Goodman couldn't have done better.
Totally Kafkaesque
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And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that.
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Those commercials bring back a memory. My parents, my father especially, regularly watches afternoon syndicated crap tv shows. Where they live, at that time of day, most commercials seem to be for either pharmaceutical drugs, or personal injury lawyers. My father spends a lot of time mocking those adverts. My brother, coincidentally, is a personal injury lawyer. We were all together there in early January, and my brother started taking my father’s jabs personally, and ended up storming off from their home with a hail of harsh words. As the designated family peacemaker, it took me a few weeks to get everybody copacetic, again.
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Those PI lawyers do a valuable service, because they can do those kinds of cases efficiently enough that people with claims less than $200K can find representation.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:53 pm Those commercials bring back a memory. My parents, my father especially, regularly watches afternoon syndicated crap tv shows. Where they live, at that time of day, most commercials seem to be for either pharmaceutical drugs, or personal injury lawyers. My father spends a lot of time mocking those adverts. My brother, coincidentally, is a personal injury lawyer. We were all together there in early January, and my brother started taking my father’s jabs personally, and ended up storming off from their home with a hail of harsh words. As the designated family peacemaker, it took me a few weeks to get everybody copacetic, again.
And they generally don't waste too much time on loser cases, because it's not worth it to them.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Because of where I live I get both the Philly PI lawyers and the Baltimore PI lawyers:
“If you have a pheone, you have a lawyer.”
“If you have a pheone, you have a lawyer.”
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I'm now pretty sure we're talking about the same thing here.
mister d wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:18 am Speaking of regional, any of the Philadelphia area swampers know where online I can find the radio commercial for a personal injury firm that's a guy who fell at work ... AT WALMART? The family fell in love with it during the trip last month to the point we all stayed in the car at one point to finish it even though we'd already parked.
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If any of you can produce stuff like that you need to call me. Outstanding. Heard that on the airwaves. J Sanders about as great. Someone post that guy. Anyway I am trying and failing to pull that off on the socials. Truly outstanding. The schtick is small cases cause these fucks make nonsense about big cases. Paper bags of money. Big check. Small dick jokes I want your small cases. Call me.
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Post affirmative action I strive to chase ford transit pseudo health care motor vehicles like a raynham greyhound
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Did you listen to the YouTube videos a couple posts up? They are very, very distinctive. And seems to be a hip hop radio station centric thing.mister d wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:59 pmI'm now pretty sure we're talking about the same thing here.
mister d wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:18 am Speaking of regional, any of the Philadelphia area swampers know where online I can find the radio commercial for a personal injury firm that's a guy who fell at work ... AT WALMART? The family fell in love with it during the trip last month to the point we all stayed in the car at one point to finish it even though we'd already parked.
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Driving up 95 I am always taken by "Pond Hockey"....and that I am disappointed it is a lawyer.
as a Baltimoron, Simon, Kirk, Eisenburg, Katzenburg are burned into your mind no matter how many different permutations of them.
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Pond Lehocky, and I think we just had a discussion about them. I recently got a call from an internal recruiter from a law firm with billboards all over NJ. Seemed like a decent job and paid well, I just can't work for a firm with billboards. Maybe I'm being snobby about it, but it just leaves such a bad impression on me. At least their billboards are just the founding partner's name and not cheesy personal injury slogans.
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"X Gon' Give it to Ya" on an Acura ad. Maybe that should go to the Feeling Old thread.
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"X gonna give his family longstanding financial support from the beyond" just doesn't have the same ring.
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I know it shouldn't, but the "Lets go SportsBar" from the currently running BW3 makes me chuckle every time.
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Kills me. Box out!DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:18 am I know it shouldn't, but the "Lets go SportsBar" from the currently running BW3 makes me chuckle every time.
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Fundamentals.
Why do your faces look like that?
Why do your faces look like that?
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Delaware is right. Beck Bennett really goes for it as the bison.
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I think I like the commercial, but I've already seen it so many times I now hate it too.
Totally Kafkaesque
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lol, I really hate that one. Not trying to be a jerk—it’s just not for me, like pretty much every BWW commercial.
What I do like is That’s What March is For. Mostly because of Nantz. How does he nail it in every commercial he’s in?
What I do like is That’s What March is For. Mostly because of Nantz. How does he nail it in every commercial he’s in?
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I googled it, made me appreciate not having to watch commercials
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Anti-Russell Wilson situation. No matter how rich he gets, he still kinda gets it like a normal person.
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The owl making pretend machine noises about the eye-examination equipment being used by the optometrist / tech to evaluate its eyes is pretty freakin hilarious.
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…with the exception of how he likes toast.
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All right, I’ll go there: these Aniston/Friends themed commercials are funnier than Friends ever was
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BWWW. That's why BW3. The third is for Weck. Not sure what that is. Haven't seen the commercial but the food and atmosphere sucks. Carry on.
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Weck is the shortened form of Kummelweck roll. There is a Buffalo dish called beef on a weck, which is a roastbeef sandwich with au jus and horseradish on a kemmelweck roll. It's pretty damned good, and not sure why it hasn't spread. The roll has kosher salt and caraway seeds (think rye bread seeds).
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It also hasn't been BW3 in years.
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:16 am
Weck is the shortened form of Kummelweck roll. There is a Buffalo dish called beef onaweck, which is a roastbeef sandwich with au jus and horseradish on a kemmelweck roll. It's pretty damned good, and not sure why it hasn't spread. The roll has kosher salt and caraway seeds (think rye bread seeds).