Uniforms, Logos, and Such

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:49 am

I wonder how long before other sports (should be the NHL but they're not forward thinking enough) adopt the soccer standard of new look jerseys every season without set color patterns for away. Seems like a merchandising no-brainer.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:40 am

Suny Morrisville's turf is wild...will be very much no fun to watch the 1 camera on top of the stadium live streams on that unless each team goes neon.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 8:30 pm

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 8:32 pm

This is a great kit

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:10 am

Spectacular.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:55 am

But, they removed the Newcastle brown ale emblem from the chest…

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:18 am

I will pick up a soccer jersey here or there but generally don't get too impressed.
I think the navy, red, white is just great.

My jersey hunting list
Baltimore Blast from the 80s (or a Baltimore Blast/Spirit or Tampa Bay Terror that my high school teammate wore when he played in the MISL)
Centro Storico Lebowski
Cheap version of Ajax's 3 birds (Marley kit)
This one
Forward Madison kit or Las Vegas Lights (have the smiley face inside the shirt one)
Dallas Side Kick Tatu jersey

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:47 pm

Not going to look good on fat fans...

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 1:30 am

GO TOPPERS!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 7:35 am

Is that Grimace’s mixed-race son?

Post by **Shirley** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 8:58 am

Anthropomorphic butt plug

Post by **brian** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 4:53 pm

The font in Alabama’s end zones are the stupidest in college football. Basically Helvetica with a little kerning. Why?

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 5:07 pm

brian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2023 4:53 pm The font in Alabama’s end zones are the stupidest in college football. Basically Helvetica with a little kerning. Why?

Do you think anyone in Alabama knows the word "Helvetica?"

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 5:12 pm

They carry around cans of it in case the nachos are too plain

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:34 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2023 5:12 pm They carry around cans of it in case the nachos are too plain

Gold!

Post by **brian** » Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:49 pm

MSU’s black uniforms are so dumb. If your fight song references your school colors you should never deviate from them (with obvious exception for white/road unis)

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Sun Oct 22, 2023 6:43 am

brian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2023 6:49 pm MSU’s black uniforms are so dumb. If your fight song references your school colors you should never deviate from them (with obvious exception for white/road unis)

After that performance, I have a feeling the black unis will be put in deep storage.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Tue Oct 24, 2023 12:55 pm

https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2 ... ring-game/

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Oct 24, 2023 1:04 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 24, 2023 12:55 pm https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2 ... ring-game/

That is so disconcerting to see (hockey team played in sweaters that look like ref uniforms) and for some reason made me think every player was Shoresy. I do wonder how long it took for the opponents to get used to it.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 4:33 pm

Giff: (vomits)

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 4:56 pm

Yeah they can fuck right off with that bullshit.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:26 pm

I am sorry but I have a hard time getting worked up over a football team using colors. There are like 3 or 4 common football designs, so they used the same colors....toughen up NFL.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:39 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 4:56 pm Yeah they can fuck right off with that bullshit.

Yup.

espn wrote: The Titans are planning to again wear the throwbacks against the Houston Texans on Dec. 17 in Nashville.

To wear those colors against a Houston team just seems like a deliberate slap in the face.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:42 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:39 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 4:56 pm Yeah they can fuck right off with that bullshit.
Yup.
espn wrote: The Titans are planning to again wear the throwbacks against the Houston Texans on Dec. 17 in Nashville.
To wear those colors against a Houston team just seems like a deliberate slap in the face.

I'm with Giff on this one - that is a full on "fuck you" move.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:14 pm

Earl Campbell is not walking through that door!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:30 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:14 pm Earl Campbell is not walking through that door!

Can’t decide whether to say he’s running through it like a Rams linebacker from the 70s or someone is helping him through with his walker.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Oct 31, 2023 6:17 am

Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:30 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:14 pm Earl Campbell is not walking through that door!
Can’t decide whether to say he’s running through it like a Rams linebacker from the 70s or someone is helping him through with his walker.

My jokes are like an onion. They’re many layered. And sometimes stink.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:54 am

oops (h/t uniwatch)

Post by **brian** » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:12 pm

Rams might already be toast. Lions rumored to be wearing their “blueberries” on Sunday night. They’re 4-0 in them this season and won 6 straight overall.

For reference:

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:14 am

Rams haven’t lost in regulation in any of their uniforms since before Veterans Day

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:48 pm

I dunno. I love the Slovenia stripe, but the vertical stripes with it make me dizzy.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:51 pm

How do you say Charlie Brown in Catalan?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:54 pm

Like asking a pinstriper what's in a lobster roll.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:07 pm

See through pants?

Post by **brian** » Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:13 pm

Trying to reach the female market is going a little too far. Maybe Taylor can dump Kelce for Shohei Ohtani.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:02 pm

Yeah, those pants are see through.

Also, Mayza had to put 4-10 on his jersey and be the bat boy for 3 innings because he came in last in fantasy football.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Feb 27, 2024 4:40 pm

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:25 pm

TIntin!

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Wed Mar 13, 2024 3:31 pm

Great blistering barnacles!!

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:12 pm

Nike wins German kit deal