2023-2024 NHL Season

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The Jets and the Avalanche are highly likely to face each other in the upcoming first round of the playoffs. Today, Winnipeg just edged Colorado 7-0. One wonders how that carries over into the playoffs.
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That race for the last Eastern WC spot is nuts.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:16 pm The Jets and the Avalanche are highly likely to face each other in the upcoming first round of the playoffs. Today, Winnipeg just edged Colorado 7-0. One wonders how that carries over into the playoffs.
Is following that up by blowing a three-goal lead in the third period bad? Asking for a friend. (Hertl was huge today. If Stone is healthy when he comes back Vegas should maybe be the favorite to win the Cup.)
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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brian wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:48 pm That race for the last Eastern WC spot is nuts.
Yeah, I keep saying, "well, there goes that opportunity" for the Caps and then they claw back a win. Been going on like this for weeks.
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Who the fuck is "Sportico"? (Edit: As in, this doesn't seem legit.)

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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That link says they are leaving their name and logo in Phoenix, presumably for a future expansion team.

I wonder what they'll nickname the team? Something that says, "Utah" I guess? Hmm... "Jazz" is already taken..., maybe the Utah Zydeco? Or, the Utah Hiphop? SLC Punk?
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:06 pm That link says they are leaving their name and logo in Phoenix, presumably for a future expansion team.

I wonder what they'll nickname the team? Something that says, "Utah" I guess? Hmm... "Jazz" is already taken..., maybe the Utah Zydeco? Or, the Utah Hiphop? SLC Punk?
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Steve, I think this is very real.
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If they don’t go with Polygamists they’re cowards.
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Real Real Salt Lake.
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Ok I don’t get goalie interference again. Especially that second one they disallowed (Preds @ Pens)
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I don't get the second one at all. First one Bunting had skate on his stick but it's like...he also had the puck, so who the fuck knows. It's too bad because they are flying tonight.
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Kuch up to 99 assists. Only three players have ever hit 100. He and McDavid about to both do it.

Hart voting is going to be insane this year. Crosby dragging the Pens into contention. MacKinnon doing crazy things in Denver. Matthews about to hit 70 goals!
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 1:14 pm
brian wrote: Fri Dec 22, 2023 11:30 pm Say what you want about the Red Wings but their games aren’t boring.
It feels like every game in which they are not shut out involves one team making a comeback of three goals, minimum.
STILL.
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Lucas Fucking Raymond.

Ties it with a little over a minute to go in regulation after the Wings rally from 4-1, tacks on the gamer with under 25 seconds left in OT.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:37 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 1:14 pm
brian wrote: Fri Dec 22, 2023 11:30 pm Say what you want about the Red Wings but their games aren’t boring.
It feels like every game in which they are not shut out involves one team making a comeback of three goals, minimum.
STILL.
Three teams battling for one spot in Game 82. Fun stuff.

ETA: I guess technically Philly isn’t eliminated yet so four teams. Wow.
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I’d like to preemptively point out that the rangers going over the cap in the playoffs doesn’t count the same because I really hope they don’t and it won’t be possible for me to enjoy any games with Chytil right now. Horrible Lindros in 2000 vibes.
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Caps control their fate...which means they will blow it tonight. And I was looking forward to an avatar bet with Mr. D in round one.
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Vegas beating Edmonton, then Vancouver, then Winnipeg, then Toronto to win another Stanley Cup is a possible outcome that would set Canadian media outlets on fire.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:15 am Caps control their fate...which means they will blow it tonight. And I was looking forward to an avatar bet with Mr. D in round one.
The cool thing is that they're doing a lot of the heavy lifting with the Hershey guys. Sucks that Malenstyn got taken out by such a shitty late hit. That guy has been playing really well down the stretch.
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Yet another hit where establishing a quick off-ice review process would do far more good than harm.
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mister d wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:50 am Yet another hit where establishing a quick off-ice review process would do far more good than harm.
Yeah, I was on here the other day pretty much complimenting the officials for a hit that took one of our key players out.That was the right call.

But the fact that none of the officials saw the hit is a testament to how late it was.
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And it was just purely predatory. Nothing to gain from a hockey standpoint taking him out in that position.
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brian wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:47 pmThree teams battling for one spot in Game 82. Fun stuff.

ETA: I guess technically Philly isn’t eliminated yet so four teams. Wow.


As I told a Pens fan friend last night after seeing this, "This seems factually inaccurate, as I have watched a decent amount of Detroit hockey this season."
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It's also a little weird bc the Caps have the tiebreaker on Detwah. I guess the fact that DET is playing a team wo any real motivation while WAS is away to a team with a puncher's chance moves the needle.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:51 am It's also a little weird bc the Caps have the tiebreaker on Detwah. I guess the fact that DET is playing a team wo any real motivation while WAS is away to a team with a puncher's chance moves the needle.
I can definitely see Montreal being motivated after giving up a 4-1 lead to the Wings last night, especially when they are now at home.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:56 am
Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:51 am It's also a little weird bc the Caps have the tiebreaker on Detwah. I guess the fact that DET is playing a team wo any real motivation while WAS is away to a team with a puncher's chance moves the needle.
I can definitely see Montreal being motivated after giving up a 4-1 lead to the Wings last night, especially when they are now at home.
That was a good hard gut-punch seeing that score after the Pens won, only to be eclipsed by the Caps and Wings losing tonight and then the Pens losing to the Isles tomorrow.
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I hate to get hung up on some dude's tweet, but it sure seems pretty plausible that a motivated Flyers team beats the Caps and then Detroit shit the bed. Both Philly and Pittsburgh have, IMO, pretty OK odds right now. Not owning their path, sure, but it's not like some of the NFL scenarios where Team A needs, like, 4 other things to click in place for them to have a shot.
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Flyers need a win and two other losses so, even if those games were all coin flips, that's 12.5%, right? Add in their need to win in regulation against a better team plus DET/PIT facing teams with nothing to gain and that's probably a good estimate, give or take a few percentage points.
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This is fucking brutal.
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Seems kind of insane that a shootout could determine a playoff berth. (Washington gets in even with a SO win.)
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And the Flyers will have to pull their goalie in regulation if it stays 1-1.
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brian wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:23 pm And the Flyers will have to pull their goalie in regulation if it stays 1-1.
Oh fuck...REALLY?
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Jerloma wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:25 pm
brian wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:23 pm And the Flyers will have to pull their goalie in regulation if it stays 1-1.
Oh fuck...REALLY?
Yeah Washington getting even 1 pt eliminates Philly.
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Well that's fucking dumb.

And Caps just got away with a blatant too many men on ice penalty. FUCK!!!
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Wow!
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Red Wings score with 3 seconds left to force OT.

ETA: that eliminates the Flyers as well.
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OMG and Wings just tied with 3 seconds! FUCK!!!!
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