Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

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Jerloma wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:46 pm To clarify, most dads that I know...excluding all of you wankers. If this community is bonded by anything other than sports, it's progressivism.
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Kid is class salutatorian.
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Nice!
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Very nice indeed.
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smaaaht one ya got there
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If you ain't first, you're last!







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rass wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:49 am Kid is class salutatorian.
Impressive! Congrats.
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Fantastic news, Rass!
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Very nice, Rass! A top athlete and academic.

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Congratulations!
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congrats

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rass wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:49 am Kid is class salutatorian.
So you've got a salutatorian and couldn't muster better than 3rd place in trivia?
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She was useless on anything other than anatomy and occasionally current pop music (and her sister was just as good with the latter). She struck out so many times on supposed wheelhouse topics like Harry Potter or Hunger Games, and also had a bad habit of leaving early to go home and study.
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I need a scouting report from the soccer coaches here

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Canadian national team, for sure!
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Handball!
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If the soccer doesn't work out, I see these girls hosting a show on HGTV. They seemed very interested in the baseboards.
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Pruitt IV wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 4:24 pm If the soccer doesn't work out, I see these girls hosting a show on HGTV. They seemed very interested in the baseboards.
Yeah they are tearing those, along with everything else, apart.
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