CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

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Snoop Syby Syb got a jobby job (offer). I'm expecting to accept it, but had final round interviews at a few other places that haven't made a decision yet. I preferred this one, and they offered the top of their salary range, so I can't imagine another offer dissuading me. One might pay bit more, but the hour+ commute a minimum of 3 days a week was daunting, and this job is fully remote with an office 30 minutes away when I do have to go in. Yet another California-based company (been working at CA based companies for the past 12 years), this time San Diego (sorry, SC!).
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The Sybian wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 2:07 pm Snoop Syby Syb got a jobby job (offer). I'm expecting to accept it, but had final round interviews at a few other places that haven't made a decision yet. I preferred this one, and they offered the top of their salary range, so I can't imagine another offer dissuading me. One might pay bit more, but the hour+ commute a minimum of 3 days a week was daunting, and this job is fully remote with an office 30 minutes away when I do have to go in. Yet another California-based company (been working at CA based companies for the past 12 years), this time San Diego (sorry, SC!).
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That's fantastic, Syb.

How long does your severance continue? Are you planning to start a new job right away, or take more time?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 3:34 pm That's fantastic, Syb.

How long does your severance continue? Are you planning to start a new job right away, or take more time?
Severance is a few more weeks, and free COBRA goes until end of May, so I'm looking to start in May, so I don't need to pay COBRA or switch to my wife's plan. I'm going nuts, so I'm ready to get started ASAP. They floated June 3rd as the start date, but were able to move it up a week.
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You should see if you can start May 24.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 4:01 pm You should see if you can start May 24.
When I started my government job, they had me start of December 31st. There were just a few people in, and none of them felt like working, so they all just hung out with the new guy. They announced we could leave early, either at 1:00 or 3:00, then I got a paid holiday. It was the greatest.
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Great to hear man
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Congrats Syb! Sounds like perfect timing.
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Congrats!
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Great news, Syb.
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Nice work, Sub!
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govmentchedda wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 8:39 pm Nice work, Sub!
Look man, he just needed the work.
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A_B wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 7:08 am
govmentchedda wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 8:39 pm Nice work, Sub!
Look man, he just needed the work.
He's a real grinder.
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rass wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 7:08 am
A_B wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 7:08 am
govmentchedda wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 8:39 pm Nice work, Sub!
Look man, he just needed the work.
He's a real grinder.
I think of myself as more of a hero.
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The Sybian wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 7:55 am
rass wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 7:08 am
A_B wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 7:08 am
govmentchedda wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 8:39 pm Nice work, Sub!
Look man, he just needed the work.
He's a real grinder.
I think of myself as more of a hero.
He'll no longer be a po'boy.
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Your guys jokes are hoagie.
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Welcome to the sandwich pun club brian.
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For the record...mine was an S&M joke that apparently had layers.
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Congrats on the job, Syb.

You guys are on a roll!
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All this wry humor.
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A_B wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 9:38 am For the record...mine was an S&M joke that apparently had layers.
NOW I see it! That's way funnier.
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These sandwich jokes have got a lotta mustard on them...
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The Sybian wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 10:29 am
A_B wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 9:38 am For the record...mine was an S&M joke that apparently had layers.
NOW I see it! That's way funnier.
Really thought Rass was tracking with me.
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rass wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 9:23 am Welcome to the sandwich pun club brian.
Did someone say sandwich???

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Ham Sandwich doing a nice job working both jokes.
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