The first explicit accusation of dickfuckery occurred in the ninth post of the thread, via A_B:
A_B appears to be accusing a group of "dickfuckers" of over-stating Julia Louis -Dreyfus' (JLD) contributions to the overall success of the show Seinfeld, presumably done by those "dickfuckers" in an effort to discredit or at least retroactively lessen Seinfeld's own contributions to the same show.
But who was A_B referring to? Let's peel back the layers of his full quoted text block and the thread itself and see.
(For completeness, the post immediately prior to A_B's "dickfucker" accusation is from wlu_lax, and while the story he linked to involves JLD, it has little to nothing do with the show Seinfeld. So while terminally more than happy to jack off a thread on a barely related tangent, we can confidently conclude that wlu_lax is not a dickfucker and that he was not what triggered A_B's ire.)
Let's look at what A_B actually quoted:
TB appears to be applying a bit of slightly overused if still relevant and recognizable internet/social media parlance to joke about A_B's statement of opinion about JLD.Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 6:53 amSteaming Hot!
Kramer became a grating presence after a while. Towards the end of the run, seeing Newman was kind of refreshing.
But post-Seinfeld, Julia Louise Dreyfus became legendary.
Pruitt seems to be... in 100% agreement with A_B? I am hard-pressed to see why any reasonable person would accuse them of being dickfuckers based on these posts. A later post in the thread by A_B himself would appear to confirm this:
dickknuckles<>dickfuckers
Dead end? Let's re-read A_B's original text, this time ignoring the inflammatory nature of this language and parsing for other clues of context:
So what "posts" were there previous to his?
Syb talked about Larry David, no JLD content.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 6:21 pm I definitely get the sense that Larry David was really the motor behind that show, but he didn't have the confidence or ability to get it done on his own. Jerry was a horrendous actor, and the writing really seems much more Larry's than Jerry's. It's also interesting that I had the sens of him being the biggest standup star back then, but his standup really wasn't that great.
The two posts prior to Syb were sancarlos commenting on a post by mister d, and mister d's post:
Everyone, even A_B, loves sancarlos. And while a noted dick, mister d hasn't demonstrated dickfucker tendencies in the thread in question.
That leaves one post in the thread to examine, the thread originating post from edromero:
Speaking of striking gold, there we go! A clear reference to JLD, crediting her along with non-eponymous co-creator of Seinfeld with a large share of credit for the success of the show.EdRomero wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 5:04 pm From a discussion in the Netflix thread, I think he's a fascinating person to examine. He struck gold getting to work with Larry David and Julia Louise Dreyfus (and to a lesser extent, all the other people associated with the show). As much as I loved his shows, my opinion of him has drastically gone down in the last few years (and I still religiously follow the Simpsons and DMB, so if a popular 90's act is losing me, that's pretty bad).
So only one post prior to A_B's original post in the thread directly referenced JLD, and that post also expressly credited her with the success of Seinfield the TV show. We'll forgive the unneeded pluralization of "dickfucker" and assume that edromero was the dickfucker. Case closed?
NO!
Let's look at edromero's response to the "dickfucker" post and A_B's subsequent response to edromero:
As we have painstakingly established, the only post in the thread that met A_B's standard of dickfuckery at the point in time that the accusation of dickfuckery was made was from edromero. But A_B himself later stated edromero was not originally considered a dickfucker!
The only conclusion this researcher can take from this analysis is that the most egregious bit of dickfuckery in the "Jerry Seinfeld is not dead" thread is the original, wanton, aimless and seemingly baseless usage of "dickfuckers" by A_B himself.
Yes, lady and gentlemen, A_B fucked the dicks and/or dicked the fucks.
