World Cup 2014 (SPOILERS, YO!)

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:39 pm

Suarez just hurt his mouth biting a dude? Love it.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:40 pm

Flopping after you bite someone, grabbing your teeth. Awesome.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:40 pm

It's a bite or a headbutt, followed by a dive. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

Post by **brian** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:40 pm

hahahahaha. Fuck Italy.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:40 pm

This game needs a few more talking points.

Post by **brian** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:41 pm

Rex wrote:It's a bite or a headbutt, followed by a dive. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

GOLD STAR.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:41 pm

Heh heh heh.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:41 pm

And yet another goal off a corner that could have been stopped if someone were on the post.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:42 pm

Are there post-match penalties in the World Cup?

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:45 pm

chiellini must be al dente.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:45 pm

I have to pee so bad, but I cannot leave now. Might miss some cunterry.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:46 pm

There Will Be Cunterry.

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:50 pm

uruguay: the new york rangers of world cup winners.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:52 pm

Suarez justify the cuntsposé piece

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:53 pm

I thought maybe Chiellini could use the bite marks to get the red for Suarez. Like a batter using a shoe polish mark to prove he was hit by the pitch.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:56 pm

I imagine Prandelli gets the Lane Kiffin airport firing.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:56 pm

I kind of wish the fourth official had agreed with the protests and run out to stop the match.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:56 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:I thought maybe Chiellini could use the bite marks to get the red for Suarez. Like a batter using a shoe polish mark to prove he was hit by the pitch.

The blemish on an otherwise enjoyable Italy-beating.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:56 pm

It sucks to see Uruguay win after Suarez Cannibalism III, but it's always nice to see Italy get eliminated.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:57 pm

Nice paw print tat up your back there Uruguayan.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:58 pm

Vine of Suarez's bite.

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Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:59 pm

The funniest thing about this is that Dracula was the ref.

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cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:59 pm

AB_skin_test wrote:I imagine Prandelli gets the Lane Kiffin airport firing.

frederico wilponi?

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:59 pm

Sabo wrote:Vine of Suarez's bite.

https://vine.co/v/MtJ5VEMBg6d" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Two bites and then a face-clenching dive. Damn.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:00 pm

Bob Ley just mentioned a "salad bar" of issues.

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:02 pm

my quarter-italian wife's "irish is up" after watching the post-game review of the uruguayan's bite of the italian shoulder.

now i'm kinda hungary

Post by **brian** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:03 pm

cerrano wrote:my quarter-italian wife's "irish is up" after watching the post-game review of the uruguayan's bite of the italian shoulder.

now i'm kinda hungary

Maybe a Turkey sandwich?

eerrx · Post by **eerrx** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:05 pm

Holy shit. Liverpool may have trouble getting rid of him now (not that they wanted to before.) FIFA can ban him from all competitions?

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:13 pm

Bob Ley is so depressed over the biting. Jim McKay was less dour at Munich '72.

Post by **brian** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:14 pm

howard wrote:Bob Ley is so depressed over the biting. Jim McKay was less dour at Munich '72.

Yeah, I think we need to keep this in perspective. It's the Azzurri that went out. This is a cause for celebration.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:17 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:Bob Ley just mentioned a "salad bar" of issues.

I laughed when he said that.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:26 pm

There's not a mechanism to ban him from this tournament, right?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:29 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote:There's not a mechanism to ban him from this tournament, right?

I would think FIFA could step in and ban him. I bet they do, and he's out for about 6 months or more, from all competitions. It's what Adam Silver would do.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:35 pm

I really think they have to... He's an embarrassment and disgrace to the game.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:35 pm

Might be time to limit some of the World Cup slots given to Europe to get the real futbol federations more slots...

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:39 pm

Just in general, that was shitty game. Both of those teams are chock-a-block with assholes and dirty, underhanded play. I mean, I knew this going in, of course, but that was some cartoon-level "living up to reputation" stuff today.

Someone mentioned WWE... totally agree. And there's a reason I don't watch that shit.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:46 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote:There's not a mechanism to ban him from this tournament, right?

Did they suspend that guy in the 2002 (?) World Cup who had the ball kicked at his legs and then went down grabbing his face?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:47 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote:Just in general, that was shitty game. Both of those teams are chock-a-block with assholes and dirty, underhanded play. I mean, I knew this going in, of course, but that was some cartoon-level "living up to reputation" stuff today.

Someone mentioned WWE... totally agree. And there's a reason I don't watch that shit.

I thought the second half was riveting because of them living up to their reputations. Kind of like watching a car crash.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:55 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:Did they suspend that guy in the 2002 (?) World Cup who had the ball kicked at his legs and then went down grabbing his face?

Rivaldo. He was fined but not suspended.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:56 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Nonlinear FC wrote:There's not a mechanism to ban him from this tournament, right?
Did they suspend that guy in the 2002 (?) World Cup who had the ball kicked at his legs and then went down grabbing his face?

Rivaldo, if memory serves. I don't remember...

Google Machine?!

*bleep blorp boop*

no, he got a small fine for diving...

Apples and Tangerines, though.