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Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
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Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregnancy or STD. Imagine going through life raising a kid who was the result of a condom recall. How often, in moments of anger, does that thought run through your head?rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
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Scissors marks?rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
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This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).
Vaginal sex? That could be an issue. Unplanned pregnancies are a minor annoyance (for a male) as abortions are cheap, you remain emotionally unaffected, but you still have the hassle of driving the female to a clinic and waiting around quietly hoping the place doesn't get bombed.
Anal sex? This opens up a deeper crevasse of issues. For instance . . . was it you wearing the condom? Or your anal sex partner? While your chances of intaking bodily fluids that may contain your death sentence have drastically increased, the upside is that, it is said, bareback simply feels better.
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The visual of this made me giggle.Scottie wrote:Unplanned pregnancies are a minor annoyance (for a male) as abortions are cheap, you remain emotionally unaffected, but you still have the hassle of driving the female to a clinic and waiting around quietly hoping the place doesn't get bombed.
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heh heh, heh heh, heheheh. he said "crevasse"
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Hey, man. Appropriate words are my style. Like . . . onomatopoeia.howard wrote:heh heh, heh heh, heheheh. he said "crevasse"
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I spent part of this afternoon blowing up balloons with the kids. They were meant to be water balloons, and a lot of them popped. The similarity never crossed my mind.Scottie wrote:This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).
I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy, but every time I read about them, even the "they aren't so bad stories, I get scared off. Ugh.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above.Scottie wrote:A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
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I don't get today's xkcd at all.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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So the Simpsons really do live in Oregon? Did I miss that?
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http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p ... =Main_Page" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
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You may want to keep editing. It's Salma.cerrano wrote:i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above.Scottie wrote:A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
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Just to show how much bigger NYC's is than all the rest?Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
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The subway one? Yeah, that one didn't do it for me.Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
Totally Kafkaesque
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That is fantastic. No idea that existed. Thanks.testy boxcar wrote:http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p ... =Main_Page" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.mister d wrote:Its a fake, they don't all connect.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I knew it was fake. I just didn't know why it was funny.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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You sure about that? Ever been to Oakland?Steve of phpBB wrote:It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.mister d wrote:Its a fake, they don't all connect.
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Heh.brian wrote:You sure about that? Ever been to Oakland?Steve of phpBB wrote:It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.mister d wrote:Its a fake, they don't all connect.
(But yes, I lived right down the street from Oakland for three years.)
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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clap clapmister d wrote:[rushes to find the irony thread]brian wrote:You sure about that? Ever been to Oakland?Steve of phpBB wrote:It would be kind of cool if you could take the L from O'Hare to Oakland in only six or seven stops, though.
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Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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aka Bobby FiveSidesJohnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
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Mr. D is apparently as bad at reading comprehension as he is at humor.sancarlos wrote: clap clap
If I would have said all Oaklanders were poor and dirty, then there would have been an equivalence. I can laugh at a good joke at Detroit's expense as referenced in the thread regarding the changes to the bullpen phones in MLB. Mr. D is incapable of making a good or clever joke though.
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Ohhh. Gotcha. Thanks.brian wrote:aka Bobby FiveSidesJohnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
And I have no idea who Square Rob is.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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This is going to a fun week or two (and hopefully no more than that). At least I'll get to work on my Lando impression. In fact...rass wrote:I spent part of this afternoon blowing up balloons with the kids. They were meant to be water balloons, and a lot of them popped. The similarity never crossed my mind.Scottie wrote:This depends, quite so, on what you were doing with said condom.rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective).
I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy, but every time I read about them, even the "they aren't so bad stories, I get scared off. Ugh.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Hi guys! Just checking in.rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
Welp, see ya later!
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped.kranepool wrote:Hi guys! Just checking in.rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
Welp, see ya later!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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It's all part of our master plan.Johnnie wrote:Because of their avatars, I'm getting ZMan & Jerloma confused, still.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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You need to work on your linking. You linked to "most recent" xkcd, and not "April 8th's" xkcd. So I'm trying to decipher "Adobe update" xkcd, instead of "supersubway map" xkcd.Jerloma wrote:I don't get today's xkcd at all.
And you want to forge master plans with me.....
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I've seen the picture (while eating kabobs), I can still hear the screaming.rass wrote:To be honest, the story of your giant eggplant testicle (I think that was you, right) hasn't helped.kranepool wrote:Hi guys! Just checking in.rass wrote:I need to just nut up and get a vasectomy
Welp, see ya later!
I've made and canceled 3 snip appointments.
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My son was asked by a male adult assistant in his class today if he "liked black chicks or white chicks". He said he didn't answer and then walked away. The guy asked him again. Let's see if Mr. $7/hour needs to find some new work next week.
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It's all fun and games til you figure out they have been breeding new varieties of hens.
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He obviously didn't answer because he likes Asians.
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Like his old man! That's what I would have done differently in college.brian wrote:He obviously didn't answer because he likes Asians.
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Well done.AB_skin_test wrote:It's all fun and games til you figure out they have been breeding new varieties of hens.
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