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You finally got to drop some #MinerLogic in the Swamp. Nice.
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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American student trapped in giant vagina sculpture.

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Pruitt wrote:American student trapped in giant vagina sculpture.

From the look of that guy, I think this has to qualify as irony.
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FIFA rules: Suarez has to wear the cone of shame next game.

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Coming soon to the Uruguayan Film Festival:
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Business horse making political connections?

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Secret Service is so ready to kick that guys ass.
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Nonlinear FC wrote:Secret Service is so ready to kick that guys ass.
I'm sort of shocked he was able to get that close wearing a mask.
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It's the fucking Secretary of State, you morons
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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I honestly don't see one. In fact, egging on liberals by saying your dumb Hobby Lobby/Pro Life T-shirt/Chik-Fil-A drink cup will "make their heads explode" actually just makes you look like an asshole and opens you up to being compared to a terrorist -- which, ironically, makes your head explode.

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The difference is, the Christian girl's book is RIGHT! I bet if she sees this comparison, she completely misses the point.
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plus... boobs.
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What nobody reads the Godless thread anymore?

Remember, for every time you roll your eyes at my disdain for religion, you're going to feel that much dumber when fascism comes because I guarantee you it will be wearing a cross. All these gun and bible waving fuck-nuts who claim they are here to protect your freedoms don't give a fuck about your freedoms. When fascism comes, these assholes will lay down their guns and bow their heads like the cowards that they are and if anyone thinks Y'all Qaeda up there gives a shit about the constitution then you'll get what you deserve.
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Nope:
My new nickname is "American Taliban" it seems. You know how I know the lefties don't really think I'm a terrorist? They hate me.
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Jerloma wrote:What nobody reads the Godless thread anymore?

Remember, for every time you roll your eyes at my disdain for religion, you're going to feel that much dumber when fascism comes because I guarantee you it will be wearing a cross. All these gun and bible waving fuck-nuts who claim they are here to protect your freedoms don't give a fuck about your freedoms. When fascism comes, these assholes will lay down their guns and bow their heads like the cowards that they are and if anyone thinks Y'all Qaeda up there gives a shit about the constitution then you'll get what you deserve.
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I know...I fucking wish. I'd already be trying to obtain copyrights.
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I can still make memes though...

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You need to post that on Reddit or somewhere to help increase the chance for it to go viral.
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I don't actually do Reddit. You wanna post it there for me?
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I don't do Reddit either.
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That was funny
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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I'll post it.

r/pics
r/atheism
r/funny

Where else?

EDIT: Actually r/funny doesn't allow memes. Looks like r/AdviceAnimals it is!

EDIT 2: Posted: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Reddit is funny. Let's see if it gains traction. Or gets deleted because it could be misconstrued as hate speech or something.
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Also, the best part of those side-by-side pics...the Murican't lacks trigger discipline, unlike the terrorist.

There's gotta be a clever phrase I can stick to it.

EDIT: Actually, the photo is rather grainy for the ISIS chick. I don't think she has trigger discipline either. Carry on.
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Johnnie wrote:I honestly don't see one.
You guys kill me. Especially that you don't see it, Johnnie.

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Johnnie wrote:Also, the best part of those side-by-side pics...the Murican't lacks trigger discipline
Maybe she intends to shoot. At G_d. In Heaven.
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Johnnie wrote:I'll post it.

r/pics
r/atheism
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Where else?

EDIT: Actually r/funny doesn't allow memes. Looks like r/AdviceAnimals it is!

EDIT 2: Posted: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Reddit is funny. Let's see if it gains traction. Or gets deleted because it could be misconstrued as hate speech or something.
Tough crowd...
You came up with the stupidest shit I have seen in a while. Nice going commie.
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Rush2112 wrote:Business horse making political connections?

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I thought this must be photoshopped. Nope, it's just awesome. Someone in the ss is getting a reprimand at least.

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Jerloma wrote:Tough crowd...
You came up with the stupidest shit I have seen in a while. Nice going commie.
That's Reddit for ya. It's a legitimate image macro.

Guess it doesn't have enough cats.
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howard wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Business horse making political connections?

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I thought this must be photoshopped. Nope, it's just awesome. Someone in the ss is getting a reprimand at least.

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Two things.

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The image is too long to post but a sophomoric text conversation that made me laugh more than I should have.
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World Cup Final also solved Ukranian civil war. (Hopefully not the Molotov-Ribbentrop solution)

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That press box featured a corrupt, balding authoritarian who oversees fraudulent elections, and also Vladimir Putin.
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The guy on the far right of the photo seems fascinated by the proceedings.
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Does Putin speak German? Or do they both speak enough English to communicate?
Totally Kafkaesque
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sancarlos wrote:The guy on the far right of the photo seems fascinated by the proceedings.
That's Kahn C. Noevil, FIFA's long-time Vice Premier for Ethics and Governance.
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sancarlos wrote:The guy on the far right of the photo seems fascinated by the proceedings.
That's Kahn C. Noevil, FIFA's long-time Vice Premier for Ethics and Governance.
Hard at work as always.
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Or maybe he's sleeping so he can see no evil.
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