350,000/3500 (Let's make this a Righteous Gemstones thread)

[brian]

Uncle Baby Billy is worthless to help things but bless him for trying.

[rass]

Not saying that wasn’t fun but where was Martin’s commando squad from the end of last season?

[tennbengal]

Holy fuck - that cover of All the Gold. Available on iTunes etc under Brother Marshall and the Choir of Fire.

[brian]

Given the Y2K flashbacks/references and Baby Billy’s poor diction I wouldn’t say a “Baby Billy Bible Bunkers” isn’t an impossible offering by season end

[Giff]

The opening scene last week was fantastic, especially Jesse's part.

[rass]

So good

[brian]

I just realized that was Sturgill Simpson as part of the fundamentalist gang.

[tennbengal]

I just realized that was Sturgill Simpson as part of the fundamentalist gang.

Hence my note above about All the Gold being worth the download. That was Simpson.

[tennbengal]

So good

That might have been perfect. The whole season actually. And especially the double finale. I teared up.

[DaveInSeattle]

The flashback to Uncle Baby Billy, Dusty Daniels, and "Gene Hackman" ("The actor?" was a perfect line) partying in Monaco on NYE Y2K was hilarious.

[Giff]

TIL I was on campus at SWT at the same time as Edi Patterson. In some alternate universe I got really high with my wife’s hilarious co-worker Danny McBride.

[brian]

TIL I was on campus at SWT at the same time as Edi Patterson. In some alternate universe I got really high with my wife’s hilarious co-worker Danny McBride.

I overlapped at CMU every year with a fairly well-known pron star.

[govmentchedda]

TIL I was on campus at SWT at the same time as Edi Patterson. In some alternate universe I got really high with my wife’s hilarious co-worker Danny McBride.

I overlapped at CMU every year with a fairly well-known pron star.

A double hall of famer!?!?

[brian]

TIL I was on campus at SWT at the same time as Edi Patterson. In some alternate universe I got really high with my wife’s hilarious co-worker Danny McBride.

I overlapped at CMU every year with a fairly well-known pron star.

A double hall of famer!?!?

Until Antonio Brown gets into Canton, maybe our most famous Hall of Famer.

(Just kidding. Though who actually is is an interesting question I guess. Dick Enberg (Cooperstown) I suppose.)

[DaveInSeattle]

TIL I was on campus at SWT at the same time as Edi Patterson. In some alternate universe I got really high with my wife’s hilarious co-worker Danny McBride.

I overlapped at CMU every year with a fairly well-known pron star.

Oh...yuck. That's disgusting.

She's a Trump supporter.

[rass]

And we're back! Way back...

[GoodKarma]

Righteous Gemstones:

[+] spoiler

Took me 15 minutes of saying to myself "is that Bradley Cooper? Looks like him. Wait, it's not him...no, yes it is"

[wlu_lax6]

Nice easter egg in episode 2.

[+] spoiler

Look at the hats on the boat that John Goodman starts the season

[DaveInSeattle]

Danny McBride is certainly committed to getting in as much full frontal male nudity as possible.

[govmentchedda]

Danny McBride is certainly committed to getting in as much full frontal male nudity as possible.

I believe he worded it, "we like to hang as much dong as possible".

[rass]

He also loves jet packs

[wlu_lax6]

Danny McBride is certainly committed to getting in as much full frontal male nudity as possible.

I believe he worded it, "we like to hang as much dong as possible".

Yup and again

[rass]

Keef's big monologue in last week's episode was so good.

[rass]

Danny McBride is certainly committed to getting in as much full frontal male nudity as possible.

I believe he worded it, "we like to hang as much dong as possible".

Yup and again

The “brief nudity” disclaimer at the beginning did NOT do that justice.

[rass]

Holy shit that episode might have ended as strong as it started

[tennbengal]

Danny McBride is certainly committed to getting in as much full frontal male nudity as possible.

I believe he worded it, "we like to hang as much dong as possible".

Yup and again

The “brief nudity” disclaimer at the beginning did NOT do that justice.

It genuinely did not.

[tennbengal]

And we're back! Way back...

Cooper 100% nailed McBride’s cadence - what a spectacular episode .

[rass]

And we're back! Way back...

Cooper 100% nailed McBride’s cadence - what a spectacular episode .

Hey buddy! Good luck mashing pubes!

[tennbengal]

And we're back! Way back...

Cooper 100% nailed McBride’s cadence - what a spectacular episode .

Hey buddy! Good luck mashing pubes!

lol

[DaveInSeattle]

I don't know .... Stallone would be a pretty cool name...

[rass]

Almost as good as Teenjus

[rass]

I’m merely shitting

[Giff]

I particularly enjoyed the African preacher talking about walking away from a wreck without a scratch that killed everyone else. GOD IS GREAT!!!!!

[rass]

Just when I thought they couldn’t top making out with the monkey…

[rass]

[+] spoiler

Cocaaaaaaaaine!

[rass]

[tennbengal]

Finally caught up. COCAINE.

[tennbengal]

The entire Teenjus sub-plot has been sustained random comedy brilliance on a scale that cannot be measured.