NFL Offseason Thread

Okay . . . let's try this again.

Moderators: Shirley, Sabo, brian, rass, DaveInSeattle

Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8562
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Gunpowder »

Giff wrote:Sets a bad precedent. I can't believe he even had the balls to ask.

Yeah, now the next 33 year old Texans lifer who is upset with a Ryan Fitzpatrick-esque QB after a career full of mostly complaint-free suck will know not to play this game.


Playing hardball just seems - doesn't seem like the smart play here to me. I think I would have thrown him an easy bone and avoided a complete mess, but then again I haven't squandered a shit ton of NFL talent over the past 5 or so years.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8562
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Gunpowder »

New England has hardball-ed their way into a pretty shitty roster. But I guess they are carrying a broken Amendola off of the field with their pride intact.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
User avatar
Brontoburglar
The Dude
Posts: 5858
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:20 am

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Brontoburglar »

Gunpowder wrote:
Giff wrote:Sets a bad precedent. I can't believe he even had the balls to ask.

Yeah, now the next 33 year old Texans lifer who is upset with a Ryan Fitzpatrick-esque QB after a career full of mostly complaint-free suck will know not to play this game.


Playing hardball just seems - doesn't seem like the smart play here to me. I think I would have thrown him an easy bone and avoided a complete mess, but then again I haven't squandered a shit ton of NFL talent over the past 5 or so years.
Getting mad at a player who wants a chance to do something in the twilight of his career will never make sense to me.

Like sure, we wouldn't want to switch employers if we thought it'd further our careers.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
HaulCitgo
Walter Sobchak
Posts: 4511
Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by HaulCitgo »

Gunpowder wrote:New England has hardball-ed their way into a pretty shitty roster. But I guess they are carrying a broken Amendola off of the field with their pride intact.
Not sure whether this is orange intended or not. I like the roster a lot. Especially on defense.

PJ just begging to be in jail. As relatively bad as they were, I honestly believe his skills would have been the missing link between a final four run.
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 10930
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Giff »

Comparing professional athletes to regular jobs is just stupid.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
User avatar
DC47
Walter Sobchak
Posts: 3090
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:49 am

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by DC47 »

Pruitt wrote:
brian wrote:Johnny Football in Las Vegas is the gift that keeps on giving.
At least Tim Couch, Brady Quinn and Brandon Weeden's red flags only began flying when they threw their first NFL pass.

And none of them were photographed rolling up bills in a washroom.

Image
Don't we all do this now? Among the coolnoscenti, it's a new thing to keep your money in an aluminum tube instead of a wallet. Prevents damage in case you go overboard, or spill a drink.
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20332
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by rass »

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Brontoburglar
The Dude
Posts: 5858
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:20 am

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Brontoburglar »

commenter below story wrote: Madonna and strahan could tounge kiss each other with their mouths closed
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
howard
Karl Hungus
Posts: 9467
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:00 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by howard »

The Tiki Barber jokes got me.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
User avatar
degenerasian
The Dude
Posts: 12345
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:22 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by degenerasian »

They moved the extra point back 10 yards. I did not know that.
Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

degenerasian wrote:They moved the extra point back 10 yards. I did not know that.
Just for the first two weeks of the preseason.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
User avatar
A_B
The Dude
Posts: 23428
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by A_B »

Wowe. Dalton gets $115 million over 6. Interested to see what's guranteed.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8562
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Gunpowder »

AB_skin_test wrote:Interested to see what's guranteed.
That the rest of the NFL won't have to worry about the Bengals for the next 5 or so years.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
HaulCitgo
Walter Sobchak
Posts: 4511
Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by HaulCitgo »

No way there are even 10 teams that would swap qbs with Dalton. Worst case if the guy wins a super bowl ala flacco does he really get a bigger deal than that? I like the belichick hardball play in this situation. Best case if he gets hurt or they miss playoffs you still get your guy long term at half the pay. And generally I'm ok with Dalton at qb but I like him a lot more when I've got cap space to win without a playmaker at qb.
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12004
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by tennbengal »

Gunpowder wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:Interested to see what's guranteed.
That the rest of the NFL won't have to worry about the Bengals for the next 5 or so years.
Zing!
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12004
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by tennbengal »

AB_skin_test wrote:Wowe. Dalton gets $115 million over 6. Interested to see what's guranteed.
It was supposedly being modeled on the Kapernick structure...if so, more of a year to year thing with not much guaranteed money (comparatively).
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8562
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Gunpowder »

I'd rather let him play out this year and then franchise him and go from there.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12004
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by tennbengal »

Me too. But I cannot really get all fired up if they followed the Kaep extension model either. For all of my issues with Dalton in the playoffs and what not, they have won a lot with him at QB from the jump, and their regular season success with him at QB is unprecedented in Bengals history - (three playoffs in three years, and his first three years to boot). If Mike Brown looked at that, and the relative difficulty in finding someone better and decided a team friendly extension was the play, I am good with that.

That all pre-supposes that the extension is as team-friendly as I am guessing it is. If they cannot cut bait in a year or two without a lot of dead money, that would be unfortunate. But Mike Brown has never done deals where that is an issue, and I am guessing he did not start with this contract.
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18237
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by sancarlos »

Deadspin hit it on the head about these NFL contracts. Of course as all swampers (and really anybody who pays attention) knows, the headline amounts will never actually be paid out to the player, given the non-guaranteed nature of most NFL contracts. But, the NFL writers and the headlines continuously seem oblivious to that fact.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12004
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by tennbengal »

The actual guaranteed money for Dalton?

Just $17 million. Team friendly deal to the extreme.
User avatar
Sabo
The Dude
Posts: 5474
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:33 am
Location: On the trail

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Sabo »

tennbengal wrote:The actual guaranteed money for Dalton?

Just $17 million. Team friendly deal to the extreme.
This story has details about the contract.

When you really look at it and consider it, it's actually a tremendous deal for the Bengals.

EDITED to add the damned link.
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
User avatar
Brontoburglar
The Dude
Posts: 5858
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:20 am

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Brontoburglar »

Giff wrote:Comparing professional athletes to regular jobs is just stupid.
On a regular basis, sure. But if the dude legitimately wants to go play for a team that is going to win, then I don't blame him.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
User avatar
Brontoburglar
The Dude
Posts: 5858
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:20 am

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Brontoburglar »

HaulCitgo wrote:No way there are even 10 teams that would swap qbs with Dalton. Worst case if the guy wins a super bowl ala flacco does he really get a bigger deal than that? I like the belichick hardball play in this situation. Best case if he gets hurt or they miss playoffs you still get your guy long term at half the pay. And generally I'm ok with Dalton at qb but I like him a lot more when I've got cap space to win without a playmaker at qb.
An approach like this is why I'm OK with the Chiefs and Alex Smith waiting around as long as possible. I don't think Smith is going to be as good as he was last year and is he really worth what his cap number would be? Especially if you think Aaron Murray -- who was rumored to be a first round pick in last year's draft (weak QB class but still) -- could be the guy of the future?
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

If there was supposed to be a link there, I didn't see it, so I'll have to withhold some judgment but just because a contract doesn't have a lot of guaranteed money upfront doesn't necessarily make it "team-friendly". I'm guessing there's several escalating roster bonuses and the like in there and Cincinnati might well be in the same position they were going to be this upcoming offseason in a couple of years, albeit with some additional data on which to judge Dalton.

I don't really think they were ever going to be able to let him walk regardless though.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
User avatar
Sabo
The Dude
Posts: 5474
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:33 am
Location: On the trail

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Sabo »

brian wrote:If there was supposed to be a link there, I didn't see it, so I'll have to withhold some judgment but just because a contract doesn't have a lot of guaranteed money upfront doesn't necessarily make it "team-friendly". I'm guessing there's several escalating roster bonuses and the like in there and Cincinnati might well be in the same position they were going to be this upcoming offseason in a couple of years, albeit with some additional data on which to judge Dalton.

I don't really think they were ever going to be able to let him walk regardless though.
I edited my post to include the link, but here it is, too.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/08/04/andy-d ... ati-bengal" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
User avatar
Rush2112
The Dude
Posts: 7303
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:35 pm
Location: Cyrus X-1
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Rush2112 »

Sabo wrote:
I edited my post to include the link, but here it is, too.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/08/04/andy-d ... ati-bengal" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I used to enjoy SI.com, that new design sucks balls.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
User avatar
Sabo
The Dude
Posts: 5474
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:33 am
Location: On the trail

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Sabo »

Rush2112 wrote:
Sabo wrote:
I edited my post to include the link, but here it is, too.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/08/04/andy-d ... ati-bengal" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I used to enjoy SI.com, that new design sucks balls.
I agree, but I haven't found another site that's any better. And fuck ESPN.
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

OK, so the deal is structured pretty much identically how I would have expected -- backloaded and cap-friendly for the first two or three years -- I don't see it as especially team-friendly (or unfriendly for that matter), this is just how most contract extensions are structured these days.

They're essentially paying Dalton 2 years, $25M for '14 and '15 and will have to make a serious decision on him again after the 2015 season. His salary and bonus numbers for 2016 aren't THAT onerous especially since the cap is supposed to jump quite a bit in a year or two, so you could argue it's a 3 year, $40M-ish deal also.

All things considered, probably the deal they had to make, though the idea of making him play under his rookie deal this year and using the franchise tag if necessary for next year wouldn't have been much different financially.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
HaulCitgo
Walter Sobchak
Posts: 4511
Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by HaulCitgo »

Since when is a franchise tag an option on a QB? That number would have to be about $25 mil.
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

HaulCitgo wrote:Since when is a franchise tag an option on a QB? That number would have to be about $25 mil.
I don't have the numbers right in front of me, but I would have guessed about $20M or so. But they only owed Dalton $1M this year so excluding the cap hit involved for 2015 in paying him $1M this year and $20M next year, they would have only paid him $21M over two years vs. $25M that they're paying him now. If you were extremely unsure about his long-term prospects as their QB, it's not that crazy a move (it also wouldn't have precluded them from making a long-term deal after this season either, though the risk is that the price tag goes up if Dalton has a great season of course).

The point that I think gunpowder and I were making is that this extension didn't necessary have to get done this offseason. It's not especially onerous from the Bengals perspective of course, but neither was it completely necessary.

ETA: Franchise tag cost for QB this year was $16.1M. Next year it would have likely been in the $17M-$18M range.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8562
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Gunpowder »

It's really not even that backloaded. As a practical matter, they'll pay him about $15 mil each year (A little less now, a little more later). They can search for his replacement now before cutting him in two years.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8562
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Gunpowder »

brian wrote:
HaulCitgo wrote:Since when is a franchise tag an option on a QB? That number would have to be about $25 mil.
I don't have the numbers right in front of me, but I would have guessed about $20M or so. But they only owed Dalton $1M this year so excluding the cap hit involved for 2015 in paying him $1M this year and $20M next year, they would have only paid him $21M over two years vs. $25M that they're paying him now. If you were extremely unsure about his long-term prospects as their QB, it's not that crazy a move (it also wouldn't have precluded them from making a long-term deal after this season either, though the risk is that the price tag goes up if Dalton has a great season of course).

The point that I think gunpowder and I were making is that this extension didn't necessary have to get done this offseason. It's not especially onerous from the Bengals perspective of course, but neither was it completely necessary.

ETA: Franchise tag cost for QB this year was $16.1M. Next year it would have likely been in the $17M-$18M range.

Right, that's all I was saying, but even I didn't think it would only pay out $25 mil over the first two years. I think this is a great contract IF the Bengals have deluded themselves into thinking they'll go anywhere with Dalton. If he blows up (and if he does I'll blow Kranepool AND a goat), they have him under a great long term deal. It's a bet against him Flacco-ing, which he's not going to do because he sucks but still.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

Yeah, all good points.

From Cincinnati's perspective, It's probably worth the $25M to kick the can down the road a couple of years, especially since they don't have any other options for the time being, but I wouldn't really call it a "team-friendly contract" either.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12004
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by tennbengal »

brian wrote:Yeah, all good points.

From Cincinnati's perspective, It's probably worth the $25M to kick the can down the road a couple of years, especially since they don't have any other options for the time being, but I wouldn't really call it a "team-friendly contract" either.
I consider the ability to kick the can down the road given that there is no obvious replacement for him and allowing the them the flexibility to cut bait if he continues to suck under the spotlight without dead money to be team-friendly, I guess.
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

Scott Mitchell (366 lbs) and Damian Woody (388) are going to be on the Biggest Loser this fall.

Mitchell will never be a bigger loser than he was on the Lions though.
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18237
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by sancarlos »

I'm sure there are other retired linemen over 350, but I'm shocked a former QB got that big.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

JaMarcus Russell and Jared Lorenzen would like to have a word with you.

(Mitchell was pretty big even when he was playing. I think he went about 6-5, 260 or thereabouts. Not hard to see how he could get to 3 bills and then some.)
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18237
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by sancarlos »

Yeah, those two were always huge compared to other QBs. I didn't remember Mitchell being in their league, fatwise.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
User avatar
brian
The Dude
Posts: 27867
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:52 am
Location: Downtown Las Vegas

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by brian »

Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5955
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Johnny Carwash »

Is it just me, or do most of the people in those photos not look as fat at their listed numbers? Unless they're all like 6-foot-10.

Also, Tomo Dobrosavljevic looks like Mark Cuban after a major depressive episode.

Also #2: any mention of Scott Mitchell deserves another visit to this.
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
Post Reply