NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Okay . . . let's try this again.

Moderators: Shirley, Sabo, brian, rass, DaveInSeattle

User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

REMINDERS

Through W16, each set of questions will include 4 Swamper-submitted questions (2 sports, 2 other)
All questions in W17 and the playoffs will come from me
I'll post questions here and email them to the group. Make sure you don't reply to all if answering by email
For your own questions only, you may "cheat" and submit any answer you want
Correct answers get a score equal to the number of people who said it
Wrong answers get the value of the highest-scoring correct answer +5
Low score wins
Standings, tiebreakers, playoff matchups, all determined exactly as they would be in the real NFL

INSTRUCTIONS

Send answers to ryantfriedman (gmail) or private message here
ANSWERS DUE FRIDAY, SEPT. 12 @ 12 PM (Reveal here on the boards @ 1 PM)

MATCHUPS

Image

QUESTIONS

1. SUBMITTED BY DIAMOND - Name one of the World's top ten copper-producing countries in 2013, all topping Kazakhstan's 440,000 tonnes (10)

2. SEMI-SUBJECTIVE SWAMPCRASH - Name anyone from the televised death montage at the 2014 Oscars ceremony who I (me, Ryan) have definitely heard of AND could tell you anything specific that he or she was famous for (15)

3. Name an American college or university affiliated with a Catholic denomination (also including Baptist, Jesuit, Mormon, and Wesleyan) that has a higher enrollment than Duke University's 13,600 (13)
NOTE: Enrollment includes postgrads
HINT: Don't say Notre Dame


4. SUBMITTED BY RUSH - Name one of the ten best-selling beers in the world, per 2013 sales.
EDITORS NOTE: 4 different countries represent the primary market for the beers on the list

5. Name any past or present official member of Metallica (8)

6. THANKS TO GUEST QUESTIONEER EDROMERO - Name any pitcher to start Game 1 of a World Series since and including 2004 (18)

7. Name anyone inducted in the Basketball Hall of Fame as a player whose last name begins with a vowel (11)

8. SUBMITTED BY BRONTO - Since Al Unser Jr won the 1994 Indy 500, only five American drivers have won the race. Name one of the foreign drivers who have won in that time period (10)

9. Name a school that does NOT currently play FBS (1A) football and has made the Elite 8 of an NCAA Men's Basketball tournament since 2000 (11)

10. SUBMITTED BY CERRANO - Name any NFL player with a top-10 selling jersey from April-July 2014 (10)
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
mister d
The Dude
Posts: 29491
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:15 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by mister d »

Ha, way to bury the news of your nerd game under the Goodell stuff.
Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
User avatar
The Sybian
The Dude
Posts: 19108
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:36 am
Location: Working in the Crap Part of Jersey

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by The Sybian »

mister d wrote:Ha, way to bury the news of your nerd game under the Goodell stuff.
Right? He releases the worst (hardest) questions when we are all looking at the shiny object over there. Seriously, this is the hardest bunch of questions ever.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12036
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by tennbengal »

They are brutal.
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

I thought so too, but of the 31 entries I've already received, there's not one wrong answer.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
Sabo
The Dude
Posts: 5477
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:33 am
Location: On the trail

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Sabo »

Ryan wrote:I thought so too, but of the 31 entries I've already received, there's not one wrong answer.
I just sent my answers, and I know one of my answers is wrong.

Fuck Kranepool.
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
User avatar
A_B
The Dude
Posts: 23591
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by A_B »

Ryan wrote:I thought so too, but of the 31 entries I've already received, there's not one wrong answer.

I think i got them all right, but I don't feel great about several of them.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12036
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by tennbengal »

I haven't really thought about them yet, but a quick glance tells me getting correct answers for all 10 looks improbable.

And I am playing DC, so, knowing he will show up, thinking about starting the second team this week at all positions and trying to get week 3 healthy.
boxcar
Jackie Treehorn
Posts: 80
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:52 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by boxcar »

Ryan, did you send an e-mail with the questions?
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

boxcar wrote:Ryan, did you send an e-mail with the questions?
I didn't. I plan on doing that every week, and would have eventually remembered. Coming now.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 11120
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Giff »

Question 3...it's not just Catholic, but those in parentheses as well?
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

Giff wrote:Question 3...it's not just Catholic, but those in parentheses as well?
Right
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 11120
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Giff »

In.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 11120
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Giff »

Well, I'm an idiot.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12036
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by tennbengal »

That might have been borderline brilliant on your part. Now, if everyone refuses to put the same answer as you, you get 1-pointers for each one.

Genius.
User avatar
Johnny Carwash
The Dude
Posts: 5965
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:57 am
Location: Land of 10,000 Sununus

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Johnny Carwash »

Ryan wrote:
Giff wrote:Question 3...it's not just Catholic, but those in parentheses as well?
Right
Still confused--does this mean any religiously-affiliated US college?
Fanniebug wrote: P.S. rass! Dont write me again, dude! You're in ignore list!
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Giff wrote:Question 3...it's not just Catholic, but those in parentheses as well?
Right
Still confused--does this mean any religiously-affiliated US college?
I think it boils down to any Catholic or Christian denomination. You know, the real ones.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20467
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by rass »

Haha Giff. I assumed you just posted them here and deleted them!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
cerrano
The Big Lebowski
Posts: 1195
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:16 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by cerrano »

just checked 4 of my answers, 3 of which were wrong. totally not checking the others as it will be more exciting to see my score climb on friday. on the upside, it appears i could be in the hunt for the record high score of a participant who actually sent in their "answers."
Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World Wade Boggs Carpet World
User avatar
bfj
Walter Sobchak
Posts: 4016
Joined: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:08 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by bfj »

In, pre Giff.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

IN:

PDX
SL
Carwash
Brian
DC
Wlulax
Cheddah
Sabo
Giff
BFJ
Pruitt
Cerrano
AB
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

Don't have the list in front of me but only a couple additional entries since yesterday. Due tomorrow AM
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
tennbengal
The Dude
Posts: 12036
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by tennbengal »

Sent.
User avatar
Rush2112
The Dude
Posts: 7322
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:35 pm
Location: Cyrus X-1
Contact:

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Rush2112 »

Sent
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
User avatar
sancarlos
The Dude
Posts: 18438
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Location: NorCal via Colorado

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by sancarlos »

sent
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20467
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by rass »

Mailed
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
The Sybian
The Dude
Posts: 19108
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:36 am
Location: Working in the Crap Part of Jersey

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by The Sybian »

Hail Mary chucked downfield.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

STILL MISSING (I think)

Diamond
Bensell
TT
Jerloma
Ljam
Fluff
Shirley
Keg
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
User avatar
A_B
The Dude
Posts: 23591
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by A_B »

Shirley sent his in after Giff sent his in! Mark him Zero, Dude!
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
User avatar
L-Jam3
The Dude
Posts: 6089
Joined: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:43 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by L-Jam3 »

Look for mine b/w 10 and 10:15 AM EST today.

ETA: Just sent at 10:25.
My avatar corresponds on my place in the Swamp posting list with the all-time Home Run list. Number 45 is Paul Konerko with 439.
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

Emails sent to Fluff, Bensell, Keg, Shirley, and TT.

5 matchups currently decided by 3 or less points, including a tie.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8586
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Gunpowder »

Saving up just in case we have to break this tie with a longest cumshot challenge.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
User avatar
Giff
The Dude
Posts: 11120
Joined: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:26 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Giff »

AB_skin_test wrote:Shirley sent his in after Giff sent his in! Mark him Zero, Dude!
You're assuming mine are correct.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8586
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Gunpowder »

I think these questions are hard in a way that will create a ton of 12 point correct answers.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
User avatar
The Sybian
The Dude
Posts: 19108
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:36 am
Location: Working in the Crap Part of Jersey

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by The Sybian »

Gunpowder wrote:I think these questions are hard in a way that will create a ton of 12 point correct answers.

I am expecting to be in those high point clusters. What I think will be my best answer was a result of remembering something wrong, and lucking on an answer that happened to be correct.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
User avatar
Shirley
The Dude
Posts: 7722
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:32 pm

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Shirley »

AB_skin_test wrote:Shirley sent his in after Giff sent his in! Mark him Zero, Dude!
After further review, I sent in some new answers. I put Kentucky as my answer for every one.
Totally Kafkaesque
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

SWAMPCRASH WEEK 2 IS CURRENTLY IN A FOOD DELAY. YOU ARE WATCHING SUBMITTED ANSWER BLOOPERS AND PRACTICAL JOKES.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Gunpowder
The Dude
Posts: 8586
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:52 am
Location: Dipshitville, FL
Contact:

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Gunpowder »

"Duluth? C'Mon, Man!"
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
User avatar
BSF21
The Dude
Posts: 5262
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:08 pm
Location: Playing one off the Monster

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by BSF21 »

Gunpowder wrote:"Duluth? C'Mon, Man!"
"Sandy Koufax. Non-Starter."
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF

"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.

"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
User avatar
Ryan
The Dude
Posts: 10546
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:01 am

Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO

Post by Ryan »

Nothing from Bensell (I checked my spam and everything...), TT, and Fluff. Here we go
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Post Reply