My big one this time of year with all the gravel on the roads is not letting big trucks change lanes or merge in front of me if they don't have mud flaps. Or even smaller vehicles like Jeeps if they have knobby tires. I'm not risking a $50 windshield chip or a chip in my paint because you're too big of a loser to put mud flaps on after installing mudders.
Another one is when at a red light and someone beside me is texting on their phone, I'll give a little bit of gas and make it look like the light turned green.
They panic, drop their phone and step on the gas.
Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
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Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
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Re: Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
I sometimes deal out white collar vigilante justice, like the time I threw down my Blockbuster card and stormed out because they charged me a bullshit fee. Never went in after that day, and they filed for bankruptcy a few years later. Gangsta.
Re: Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
Quite often I'll call people out if I see them cutting a line I'm on. What boggles me is how often ill get the dirty look. Hey Assholes, I'm doing us all a favor here, you should be on my side.
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Re: Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
I told off a parent a few weeks ago at chik-fil-a after their ~7 year old kid ran up to me and the 3 yr old in the playroom, burped in my face and then started laughing before he ran off. I also took the kids shoes and dropped them behind the bench.
Never go to a chik-fil-a on a tuesday. Especially when it's very close to the trailer park. It's free kids meal nights. That same night I met a young father(Randy) and his three kids. Both boys were named Randy as well. He handed me the baby(6 mos/Randy-Lynn?) and then climbed up into the playset to find the other Randy's. Dad Randy was high as fuck.
Never go to a chik-fil-a on a tuesday. Especially when it's very close to the trailer park. It's free kids meal nights. That same night I met a young father(Randy) and his three kids. Both boys were named Randy as well. He handed me the baby(6 mos/Randy-Lynn?) and then climbed up into the playset to find the other Randy's. Dad Randy was high as fuck.
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Re: Do you deal out any vigilante justice?
This is what happens when you let gay people marry. I was assuming Randy is straight, but legalizing gay marriages is what allowed for this Randy character to become so morally corrupt.testuser2 wrote:I told off a parent a few weeks ago at chik-fil-a after their ~7 year old kid ran up to me and the 3 yr old in the playroom, burped in my face and then started laughing before he ran off. I also took the kids shoes and dropped them behind the bench.
Never go to a chik-fil-a on a tuesday. Especially when it's very close to the trailer park. It's free kids meal nights. That same night I met a young father(Randy) and his three kids. Both boys were named Randy as well. He handed me the baby(6 mos/Randy-Lynn?) and then climbed up into the playset to find the other Randy's. Dad Randy was high as fuck.
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