NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK FOUR

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Through W16, each set of questions will include 4 Swamper-submitted questions (2 sports, 2 other)
All questions in W17 and the playoffs will come from me
I'll post questions here and email them to the group. Make sure you don't reply to all if answering by email
For your own questions only, you may "cheat" and submit any answer you want
Correct answers get a score equal to the number of people who said it
Wrong answers get the value of the highest-scoring correct answer +5
Low score wins
Standings, tiebreakers, playoff matchups, all determined exactly as they would be in the real NFL

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Send answers to ryantfriedman (gmail) or private message here
ANSWERS DUE FRIDAY, SEPT. 26 @ 12 PM (Reveal here on the boards @ 1 PM)

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QUESTIONS

1. SUBMITTED BY SYBIAN - Name a city designated as the population center for one of Canada's 10 most-populated urban areas as of 2011 (10)
EDITOR'S NOTE - One of the answers is a dual-city designation (i.e. "Nashua-Manchester"). I'll take either city name as a correct answer

2. Name any celebrity mentioned specifically by name, nickname, or initials by Jay-Z in Empire State of Mind (12)

3. First observed in 1669, Phosphorus is the oldest element with a known and recorded discovery. Name any element on the Periodic Table "old" enough to have an UNRECORDED discovery (13)

4. Name a current flavor of Dum-Dum lollipops, according to their website (16)

5. SUBMITTED BY BSF - Name any man who has won the Best Lead Actor Emmy Award for either a comedy or a drama series at least 3 times (14)

6. SUBMITTED BY DC - Name one of the 12 players who have had the best single defensive seasons at shortstop since 1959, according to the stat Total Zone - Total Fielding Runs Above Average (12)

7. Give the real first name of any of the following NBA players:
Mookie Blaylock
Muggsy Bogues
Peja Stojakovic
Blue Edwards
Sleepy Floyd
Pooh Richardson
Spud Webb
Tree Rollins
Speedy Claxton
Fat Lever

8. SUBMITTED BY WLULAX - Name a discipline (per official IOC designation) that will be contested at the 2016 Summer Olympics that does NOT feature a referee blowing a whistle or a judge giving a score.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Any single event on the wrong list disqualifies the discipline as a whole (i.e. "Aquatics" is out because of diving and synchronized swimming)

9. Including conference championship games but not bowl games or BCS title games, name any participating FBS school in a matchup between the 2 top-ranked teams in the AP poll since 1980 (13)

10. Name the leading rusher for any NFL team coached for the entire season by Marty Schottenheimer (9)
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I need a sub for Week 5. I'll be in Mexico with extremely limited internet access.

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My dumb clarifying question of the week: for #8, can there still be a referee giving commands, as long as they aren't specifically using a whistle?
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Keg wrote:I need a sub for Week 5. I'll be in Mexico with extremely limited internet access.

Any volunteers?
I can give you the questions early instead.
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Ryan wrote:
Keg wrote:I need a sub for Week 5. I'll be in Mexico with extremely limited internet access.

Any volunteers?
I can give you the questions early instead.
That will work. Thanks, Ryan.
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IN:

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sorry i missed a week. i don't check email much. any chance i can get a text when the questions get posted? most of yinz have my number
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guesses sent
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I thought this week pretty fucking far from easy. Man.
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In. Rough week.
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What's the # of possible answers for 8?
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Brontoburglar wrote:What's the # of possible answers for 8?
16(ish?)
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STILL NEED

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Bronto
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Who is New England? Is it weird I sat up in bed last night realizing one of my answers is incorrect? At least I think it is?
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Giff wrote:Who is New England? Is it weird I sat up in bed last night realizing one of my answers is incorrect? At least I think it is?
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#1 is probably the douchiest question in SC history.
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I can't stand any of you people.
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Jerloma wrote:#1 is probably the douchiest question in SC history.

Douchier than 8? I love 7 even though I only know one of their names.
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Just sent mine in.
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Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:#1 is probably the douchiest question in SC history.

Douchier than 8? I love 7 even though I only know one of their names.
Seriously, what kind of asshole starts a sentence with "Name a discipline"? The same kind that instead of asking for a city asks for a city designated as the population center of an urban area?

I wanna fight everyone.
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Fight with your answers. You're last.
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Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:#1 is probably the douchiest question in SC history.

Douchier than 8? I love 7 even though I only know one of their names.
For the record, my wording of #1 was more like "Name one of the 10 largest cities in Canada." Thanks to the rewrite, I am not even sure if my answer to my own question is correct. I had to read it several times to make sure I understood it. (Thanks for the game Ryan! We love you!)

Totally agree on #7. Probably know the same name. Some of those names I didn't even realize weren't their real names.
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It probably doesn't surprise anyone that I know a lot more correct names for #7 than I do for #2. Actually, any answer I have for #2 is a guess.
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Shirley wrote:It probably doesn't surprise anyone that I know a lot more correct names for #7 than I do for #2. Actually, any answer I have for #2 is a guess.

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Question 1 is about as easy as it gets. Seems like anyone should know at least four or five of the 10 possible answers. I don't get why it's "douchey".
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brian wrote:Question 1 is about as easy as it gets. Seems like anyone should know at least four or five of the 10 possible answers. I don't get why it's "douchey".
Only because Mr. Very Precise Interpretation Of Language gets upset when questions are worded with very precise language. Ironic, huh?
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brian wrote:Question 1 is about as easy as it gets. Seems like anyone should know at least four or five of the 10 possible answers. I don't get why it's "douchey".
Really just having some fun with Syb. I'll try to take this more seriously going forward.
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Shirley wrote:It probably doesn't surprise anyone that I know a lot more correct names for #7 than I do for #2. Actually, any answer I have for #2 is a guess.
You don't have to stop talking now, but I might...
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Ryan wrote:
Shirley wrote:It probably doesn't surprise anyone that I know a lot more correct names for #7 than I do for #2. Actually, any answer I have for #2 is a guess.
You don't have to stop talking now, but I might...
Ha! Oh well.

Shit. I just looked that up. I did in get that one wrong. I remembered it wrong. Still, I know several others for sure, but I thought they'd be popular.
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Hey, on the off chance that someone thinks Jesus Christ is a celebrity, should I make him re-answer?!?
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Ryan wrote:Hey, on the off chance that someone thinks Jesus Christ is a celebrity, should I make him re-answer?!?

Only if Jesus Christ is mentioned in the song.
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He's like the most famous person ever. How is he not a celebrity?

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Ryan wrote:Hey, on the off chance that someone thinks Jesus Christ is a celebrity, should I make him re-answer?!?
I actually considered that answer but didn't think it was in the spirit of what you were asking for.
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Jerloma wrote:He's like the most famous person ever. How is he not a celebrity?

celebrity: the state of being famous or celebrated

You're the reason for douchily specific questions.

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Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:#1 is probably the douchiest question in SC history.

Douchier than 8? I love 7 even though I only know one of their names.
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