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This the best thing I've seen in a while.

Totally Kafkaesque
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Awesome.
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This has been making it's way around Facebook, but too funny not to post.





And the outtakes are even better


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Johnnie wrote:Chills. Goosebumps. Chills on my goosebumps. And sweaty palms. Holy shitballs. At Schlitterbahn in Kansas City.

Which is crazier? Going on the world's tallest waterslide or writing a LOOOOOONGform piece on it and waterparks in general?

It's actually pretty good.
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Any water slide that requires netting over the top is going to be tough for me, but at least it's in a raft and not just laying down.
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I don't think that looks very intimidating at all. Pretty straight-forward. I've trusted engineers and scientists far more than that.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I'm sensing an internet backlash against that thing. What exactly is the issue?
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Jerloma wrote:I'm sensing an internet backlash against that thing. What exactly is the issue?
Apparently the average man has trouble not spilling a bowl of chips. And those kids, well...
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Every time I use one of those, I end up shitting and pissing at the same time. IRONY.
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There are scenarios where it's convenient. Yes, my 2nd grader can handle bringing a bottle of Poland Spring and a bag of goldfish to school with her but this not only helps to consolidate but it's also kind of fun!
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Who knew that Biff Tannen was funny?



Totally Kafkaesque
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This is classic!

So Mike Tyson's one man show has come to Toronto. Yesterday in an attempt to get publicity, he dropped by Mayor Ford's office. Media hullabaloo ensued. Tyson looked a bit shocked at the response, and tried to say that Ford, like him, has battled problems and emerged a better person.

Fair enough.

But the morons in Toronto's media tried to create outrage that the Mayor would seek the endorsement of a convicted felon.

So today, Iron Mike - with publicist in tow - appeared on Toronto's all news channel. The interviewer fails basic reporting in that he has clearly done little prep or pre-interview.

What follows is 80 seconds of comedy gold.

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Jerloma wrote:I don't think that looks very intimidating at all. Pretty straight-forward. I've trusted engineers and scientists far more than that.
Would you ever skydive? Legitimately curious. Just getting a feeler for where your intimidation meter pings out. (I know you're in "fuck that" mode in terms of Tough Mudders.)
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Jerloma wrote:There are scenarios where it's convenient. Yes, my 2nd grader can handle bringing a bottle of Poland Spring and a bag of goldfish to school with her but this not only helps to consolidate but it's also kind of fun!
Right. Some people have forgotten what it was like to be 8.
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Do this nightly.

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This video can be multiple threads and their channel is something I've been watching for a while now:

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I like cat videos.

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America in one video.

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I QUIT!!!

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That is just fantastic.
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Johnnie wrote:America in one video.

The best part was the explanation from the guy who made the video. In perfect hipster thinking, he brags about sitting in line for the release of the FIRST iPhone and several video games as a teenager. Now he is upset that the spirit of the event has changed. It used to be about the love of the product, a gathering of true fans coming together to celebrate the release. Now the lines have sold out, man. It is all about capitalism. The worst part, according to this schmuck, some of the people in line lacked enthusiasm!
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This kid is going to lead a cult one day. Soon.

Totally Kafkaesque
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bfj wrote:I QUIT!!!

Why she quit:

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Contemplated creating a Floyd thread to complement the Zep one....



Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Because I've only seen it in the old swamp

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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love the big kid at the end who piles on
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In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"

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kranepool wrote:In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"
Now is the time on Fruit Gushers we dance. WTF are those Fruit Gushers filled with?
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kranepool wrote:In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"

Sweet! That's exactly the video i was gonna post. Kids shows are way more fucked up then they used to be. I grew up on Sharon, Lois and Bram, Mr Dressup, Sesame Street and Raffi. Today's kids are definitely on acid or the technological equivalent.

This was considered crazy in my day - a phone that is a banana? that is insane!
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kranepool wrote:In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"
Or Sprokets in Technicolor

Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Over a long time ago
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howard wrote:
kranepool wrote:In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"
Or Sprokets in Technicolor
Hey, I already made a Sprokets joke!
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The Sybian wrote:Hey, I already made a Sprokets joke!
Sorry, dude, I didn't notice. I get overly excited, because my first ever sportsfrog avatar was Dieter.
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Fun Fun Fun!

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The animated tales of Gwar.

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Stuff in Europe is less safe compared to America in general. Here's a fine example courtesy of the Netherlands. Note: the sound is turned up a bit.

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My friend shared a link for the top 5 haunted houses in America.

Check out the promo for the number 2 place in San Diego.



Yeesh.
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wlu_lax6 wrote:love the big kid at the end who piles on
Wait.. Looking at that again... Did those idiot moms make that sign out of vinyl??
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From the You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me files:

Totally Kafkaesque
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