NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK FOUR

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:17 am

Hope my Asian PandaBearRedskins do better than the Redskins last night.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:18 am

Hey fucks. Be nice to each other. It's a game and it takes turdRyan a lot of effort. Don't be reason we can't have nice things.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:18 am

Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:He's like the most famous person ever. How is he not a celebrity?

celebrity: the state of being famous or celebrated

You're the reason for douchily specific questions.

Mickey Mouse is a celebrity now.

Sean, there are people in the Swamp who not only believe that Jesus is a real person but also the omni-present master of the universe, and you're putting him on the same plane as a cartoon rodent. You should try to show some respect for the more pious among us.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:04 pm

BSF21 wrote:Hey fucks. Be nice to each other. It's a game and it takes turdRyan a lot of effort. Don't be reason we can't have nice things.

Uhhh, ok, thanks

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:08 pm

Gunpowder wrote:
BSF21 wrote:Hey fucks. Be nice to each other. It's a game and it takes turdRyan a lot of effort. Don't be reason we can't have nice things.

Uhhh, ok, thanks

Sorry I was being ticky and couldn't tell if people were being shitty bout stuff or joking. Carry on.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:09 pm

Don't mind me...I was just looking for an excuse to use that link...I have a thick Swamp skin

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:14 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote:Don't mind me...I was just looking for an excuse to use that link...I have a thick Swamp skin

I'm not offended in the slightest. Keep the dicks coming.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:18 pm

Gunpowder wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:Don't mind me...I was just looking for an excuse to use that link...I have a thick Swamp skin

I'm not offended in the slightest. Keep the dicks coming.

Yeah, but you know Jerloma was offended. That guy's the worst.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:18 pm

Starting shortly. JC isn't a celebrity and unfortunately there's no time to ask for another answer!

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:25 pm

Q1 - FROM SYBIAN - Name a city designated as the population center for one of Canada's 10 most-populated urban areas as of 2011 (10)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Montreal (1) - Brian
Ottawa-Gatineau (2) - AB, Fluff
Quebec City (2) - Bengal, Pruitt
Winnipeg (2) - BSF, PDX
Calgary (3) - BFJ, Degen, Sancarlos
Edmonton (3) - Carwash, Giff, Trav
Toronto (5) - Alex, Cheddah, Ljam, Shirley, TT
Vancouver (5) - Bensell, Bronto, Jerloma, Junkyard, Keg
Hamilton (8) - Cerrano, DC, Diamond, Rass, Rush, Sabo, SL, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (13)
Brampton - Wlulax

LEFTOVERS
Kitchener

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:27 pm

My strategy to go with more Jordan answers pays off immediately!

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:27 pm

AT LEAST BUY ME A DRINK BEFORE YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS, RYAN!!!

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:30 pm

brian wrote:My strategy to go with more Jordan answers pays off immediately!

Damn, I thought the same thing and picked Toronto instead of Montreal.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:30 pm

Q2 - Name any celebrity mentioned specifically by name, nickname, or initials by Jay-Z in Empire State of Mind (12)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Afrika Bambaata (1) - Brian
Beyonce (1) - Giff
LeBron James (1) - Keg
Spike Lee (1) - TT
Juan "OG" Perez (1) - Degen
Dwyane Wade (2) - Bengal, Cerrano
Bob Marley (3) - Alex, BFJ, Rush
Robert DeNiro (5) - Bronto, BSF, Diamond, SL, Sybian
Frank Sinatra (8) - Bensell, Cheddah, Fluff, Junkyard, Ljam, Rass, Sancarlos, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (13)
Jeets - Pruitt, Shirley
Mike Bloomberg - AB
Oscar Wilde - PDX
Rudy Giuliani - Sabo
Cee-Lo Green (reference is to the game) - Wlulax
Christ - Jerloma
Billy Joel - DC
No Answer - Carwash

LEFTOVERS
Russell Simmons (or his family)
Notorious B.I.G.
Young Jeezy
Anna Wintour

THRU 2
2 Brian
4 Giff
4 Bengal
4 Degen
6 TT
6 BFJ
6 Keg
7 BSF
8 Alex
10 Bronto
10 Fluff
10 Cerrano
11 Rush
11 Trav
11 Sancarlos
13 SL
13 Diamond
13 Bensell
13 Cheddah
13 Junkyard
13 Ljam
13 Sybian
15 PDX
15 Pruitt
15 AB
16 Carwash
16 Rass
18 Jerloma
18 Shirley
21 DC
21 Sabo
26 wlulax

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:31 pm

Brian pitching a perfect game.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:31 pm

How is Hamilton the most popular? this game is like Family Feud backwards.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:33 pm

NFL Subjective Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK FOUR

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:35 pm

Q3 - First observed in 1669, Phosphorus is the oldest element with a known and recorded discovery. Name any element on the Periodic Table with an unrecorded discovery (13)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Gold (1) - Keg
Mercury (2) - DC, Fluff
Carbon (3) - Sabo, SL, TT
Copper (3) - AB, Giff, Junkyard
Lead (3) - Bengal, Bensell, Diamond
Silver (3) - BFJ, Jerloma, Rush
Tin (3) - Carwash, Ljam, Wlulax
Iron (5) - Alex, Pruitt, Sancarlos, Sybian, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Hydrogen - Brian, Cerrano
Oxygen - Bronto, Degen
Helium - Cheddah, PDX
Calcium - BSF
Magnesium - Rass
Sodium - Shirley

LEFTOVERS
Sulfur
Zinc
Arsenic
Antimony
Chromium

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:37 pm

degenerasian wrote:How is Hamilton the most popular? this game is like Family Feud backwards.

It's inevitably frustrating as shit to think you have a great answer and have 9 people answer the same way. But that's the beauty of it too. It's totally random sometimes.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:39 pm

Ryan wrote:Q3 - First observed in 1669, Phosphorus is the oldest element with a known and recorded discovery. Name any element on the Periodic Table with an unrecorded discovery (13)

LEFTOVERS
Antimony

Now you're just making shit up.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:40 pm

This one is crazy

Q3 - Name a current flavor of Dum-Dum lollipops, according to their website (16)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Cherry (1) - Degen
Peach (1) - Cheddah
Strawberry (1) - Pruitt
Watermelon (1) - Shirley
Cream Soda (2) - Jerloma, Sybian
Grape (2) - Sancarlos, SL
Sour Apple (2) - Bengal, Ljam
Butterscotch (3) - AB, DC, Diamond
Root Beer (14) - Alex, Bensell, Brian, BSF, Carwash, Fluff, Giff, Junkyard, Keg, PDX, Rass, Rush, Sabo, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (19)
Cotton Candy - Wlulax
Dulce de Leche - BFJ
Lemon Lime - Bronto
Pineapple - Cerrano
Chocolate - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Blue Raspberry
Blueberry
Bubblegum
Fruit Punch
Polar Blast
Orange
Raspberry Lemonade

THRU 4
9 Bengal
15 Degen
18 SL
18 Sancarlos
18 Ljam
19 Diamond
20 Sybian
21 Giff
21 Pruitt
21 AB
21 Keg
23 TT
23 Jerloma
24 Cheddah
26 Brian
26 DC
26 Fluff
27 Alex
28 Rush
28 BFJ
29 Shirley
30 Bensell
30 Junkyard
31 BSF
33 Carwash
35 Trav
38 Sabo
39 PDX
39 Bronto
39 Cerrano
40 Rass
48 wlulax

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:44 pm

Wooo! Root beer put me back in the game (technically). It was my first thought too and I even typed it, but I had a feeling it might be popular and changed.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:45 pm

And just in case anyone is under any delusions as to how this all played out...

BSF21 wrote:Very excited to be playing 'Loma today, you guys.

BSF21 wrote:
Ryan wrote:Hey, on the off chance that someone thinks Jesus Christ is a celebrity, should I make him re-answer?!?
I actually considered that answer but didn't think it was in the spirit of what you were asking for.

Nice...just a little cupping of the balls there...perhaps flirting with the tip, and...

BSF21 wrote:Hey fucks. Be nice to each other. It's a game and it takes turdRyan a lot of effort. Don't be reason we can't have nice things.

BAM! There it is. Sasha Grey couldn't have pulled it off any better.

Oh but by all means...save the money shot for the guy that thinks the most celebrated person in the world is a celebrity...

Ryan wrote:Starting shortly. JC isn't a celebrity and unfortunately there's no time to ask for another answer!

I don't even know how you people sleep at night.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:45 pm

The Dum Dum question results may be the single most insane post I've ever seen on the Swamp.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:47 pm

boxcar · Post by **boxcar** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:47 pm

Root Beer is (was?) far and away the best Dum Dum out there. It's the only one I remember from my childhood.

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:48 pm

Penthouse to the shithouse. Just like that.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:53 pm

Dying over here Jerloma.

I really guess I didn't understand #3. How is Calcium not in on that action?

...realizing I really sounded douchey about the Jay-Z thing. Sorry Loma.

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:54 pm

Ryan wrote:Q1 - FROM SYBIAN - Name a city designated as the population center for one of Canada's 10 most-populated urban areas as of 2011 (10)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Montreal (1) - Brian
Ottawa-Gatineau (2) - AB, Fluff
Quebec City (2) - Bengal, Pruitt
Winnipeg (2) - BSF, PDX
Calgary (3) - BFJ, Degen, Sancarlos
Edmonton (3) - Carwash, Giff, Trav
Toronto (5) - Alex, Cheddah, Ljam, Shirley, TT
Vancouver (5) - Bensell, Bronto, Jerloma, Junkyard, Keg
Hamilton (8) - Cerrano, DC, Diamond, Rass, Rush, Sabo, SL, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (13)
Brampton - Wlulax

LEFTOVERS
Kitchener

I was so proud of my Hamilton answer. Thought it was a little on the edge though. Are you people all Canadians?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:55 pm

Q5 - FROM BSF - Name any man who has won the Best Lead Actor Emmy Award for either a comedy or a drama series at least 3 times (14)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Don Adams (1) - BSF
Bill Cosby (2) - Pruitt, Shirley
Michael J. Fox (2) - Alex, DC
Jim Parsons (2) - Bensell, Trav
Carroll O'Connor (4) - Giff, Ljam, Sabo, Sancarlos
Bryan Cranston (5) - Carwash, Cheddah, Jerloma, SL, TT
Dennis Franz (6) - AB, BFJ, Bronto, Degen, Diamond, Rush
Kelsey Grammar (7) - Bengal, Brian, Junkyard, Keg, Rass, Sybian, Wlulax

INCORRECT ANSWERS (12)
Jerry Seinfeld - Cerrano
Tim Allen - Fluff
George Clooney - PDX

LEFTOVERS
John Lithgow
Tony Shalhoub
Peter Falk
James Gandolfini
James Spader
Robert Young

HALFTIME

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:56 pm

Kitchener has the world's biggest Oktoberfest outside of Germany. Timely factoids!

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:57 pm

BSF21 wrote:Dying over here Jerloma.

I really guess I didn't understand #3. How is Calcium not in on that action?

...realizing I really sounded douchey about the Jay-Z thing. Sorry Loma.

Still completely messing around. Did you break your sarcasm meter this morning?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:57 pm

BSF21 wrote:I really guess I didn't understand #3. How is Calcium not in on that action?

Discovered in 1808.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:58 pm

Ryan wrote:This one is crazy

Q3 - Name a current flavor of Dum-Dum lollipops, according to their website (16)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Cherry (1) - Degen
Peach (1) - Cheddah
Strawberry (1) - Pruitt
Watermelon (1) - Shirley
Cream Soda (2) - Jerloma, Sybian
Grape (2) - Sancarlos, SL
Sour Apple (2) - Bengal, Ljam
Butterscotch (3) - AB, DC, Diamond
Root Beer (14) - Alex, Bensell, Brian, BSF, Carwash, Fluff, Giff, Junkyard, Keg, PDX, Rass, Rush, Sabo, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (19)
Cotton Candy - Wlulax
Dulce de Leche - BFJ
Lemon Lime - Bronto
Pineapple - Cerrano
Chocolate - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Blue Raspberry
Blueberry
Bubblegum
Fruit Punch
Polar Blast
Orange
Raspberry Lemonade

THRU 4
9 Bengal
15 Degen
18 SL
18 Sancarlos
18 Ljam
19 Diamond
20 Sybian
21 Giff
21 Pruitt
21 AB
21 Keg
23 TT
23 Jerloma
24 Cheddah
26 Brian
26 DC
26 Fluff
27 Alex
28 Rush
28 BFJ
29 Shirley
30 Bensell
30 Junkyard
31 BSF
33 Carwash
35 Trav
38 Sabo
39 PDX
39 Bronto
39 Cerrano
40 Rass
48 wlulax

PROTEST!!!
http://www.dumdumpops.com/flavor-faqs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Q14: Which flavors of Dum Dums do not contain yellow 5 coloring?

Flavors that do not contain yellow 5 coloring: Grape, Strawberry (red), Watermelon (red), Cherry (red), Blu Raspberry (blue), Bubble Gum (light red), Cotton Candy (light blue), Cream Soda (no color), Blueberry (blue), and Fruit Punch (red).

The FAQ is "on their website"

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:58 pm

Spader? Really? I don't even think I knew he was on a show until Blacklist.

(Except The Office where he wouldn't have been considered a lead)

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:59 pm

Jerloma wrote:Spader? Really? I don't even think I knew he was on a show until Blacklist.

(Except The Office where he wouldn't have been considered a lead)

He was on sex, lies and videotape, no? (I honestly don't know if that's what he won for.)

Diamond · Post by **Diamond** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:00 pm

Jerloma wrote:Spader? Really? I don't even think I knew he was on a show until Blacklist.

(Except The Office where he wouldn't have been considered a lead)

Boston Legal??

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:00 pm

brian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Spader? Really? I don't even think I knew he was on a show until Blacklist.

(Except The Office where he wouldn't have been considered a lead)
He was on sex, lies and videotape, no? (I honestly don't know if that's what he won for.)

Was that a TV show too?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:01 pm

Yeah, I've definitely seen cotton candy dum dums.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:01 pm

Q6 - FROM DC - Name one of the 12 players who have had the best single defensive seasons at shortstop since 1959, according to the stat Total Zone Total Fielding -- Runs Above Average (12)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Ernie Banks (1) - DC
Omar Vizquel (2) - Degen, Sabo
Mark Belanger (3) - Carwash, Diamond, Sancarlos
The Underrated Rey Ordonez (3) - Ljam, Rass, Rush
Andrelton Simmons (3) - AB, Junkyard, SL
Cal Ripken (4) - Bengal, BFJ, Trav, Wlulax
Ozzie Smith (12) - Alex, Bronto, BSF, Fluff, Giff, Jerloma, Keg, PDX, Pruitt, Shirley, Sybian, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (17)
Dave Concepcion - Bensell
Edgar Renteria - Brian
Jimmy Rollins - Cerrano
Rafael Furcal - Cheddah

LEFTOVERS
Adam Everett (#1 all-time in 2006)
Ozzie Guillen
Luis Aparicio
Ron Hansen
John Valentin