NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK FOUR

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:02 pm

Diamond wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Spader? Really? I don't even think I knew he was on a show until Blacklist.

(Except The Office where he wouldn't have been considered a lead)

Boston Legal??

Yeah, that's more likely. And I was thinking of thirtysomething. And was wrong.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:03 pm

2014 In March 2014, Cotton Candy and Fruit Punch go on vacation and are replaced by two limited edition flavors, Hawaiian Punch™ Fruit Juicy Red™ and Hawaiian Punch™ Polar Blast.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:03 pm

Jerloma wrote:
BSF21 wrote:Dying over here Jerloma.

I really guess I didn't understand #3. How is Calcium not in on that action?

...realizing I really sounded douchey about the Jay-Z thing. Sorry Loma.
Still completely messing around. Did you break your sarcasm meter this morning?

Clearly. It's been a long week.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:05 pm

Ryan wrote:2014 In March 2014, Cotton Candy and Fruit Punch go on vacation and are replaced by two limited edition flavors, Hawaiian Punch™ Fruit Juicy Red™ and Hawaiian Punch™ Polar Blast.

wlu probably got his Dum Dums at a Redskins game.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:06 pm

Shirley wrote:
Ryan wrote:2014 In March 2014, Cotton Candy and Fruit Punch go on vacation and are replaced by two limited edition flavors, Hawaiian Punch™ Fruit Juicy Red™ and Hawaiian Punch™ Polar Blast.
wlu probably got his Dum Dums at a Redskins game.

+1

(killing me today kids)

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:07 pm

Shirley wrote:
Ryan wrote:2014 In March 2014, Cotton Candy and Fruit Punch go on vacation and are replaced by two limited edition flavors, Hawaiian Punch™ Fruit Juicy Red™ and Hawaiian Punch™ Polar Blast.
wlu probably got his Dum Dums at a Redskins game.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:07 pm

Jerloma wrote:Yeah, I've definitely seen cotton candy dum dums.

They bring flavors in and out so it may be a flavor, just not a current one.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:08 pm

Jerloma wrote:Yeah, I've definitely seen cotton candy dum dums.

I pulled one out of a bag last week..hence my answer

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:09 pm

Q7 - Give the real first name of any of the following NBA players:
Mookie Blaylock
Muggsy Bogues
Peja Stojakovic
Blue Edwards
Sleepy Floyd
Pooh Richardson
Spud Webb
Tree Rollins
Speedy Claxton
Fat Lever

CORRECT ANSWERS
Predrag (Stojakovic) (1) - PDX
Theodore (Edwards) (1) - TT
Jerome (Richardson) (2) - Keg, Wlulax
Anthony (Webb) (3) - Degen, Giff, SL
Lafayette (Lever) (4) - Alex, BFJ, DC, Rush
Wayne (Rollins) (4) - Diamond, Junkyard, Ljam, Sancarlos
Eric (Floyd) (5) - AB, Bengal, Carwash, Cheddah, Pruitt
Tyrone (Bogues) (5) - Brian, Bronto, Cerrano, Jerloma, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (10)
Harold- Bensell
Richard - BSF
Peter - Fluff
James - Rass
Tim - Sabo
Lionel - Shirley
Michael - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Daron Blaylock
Craig Claxton

THRU 7
25 Bengal
26 Degen
29 SL
29 Sancarlos
29 Ljam
32 Diamond
33 DC
35 AB
40 Giff
40 Pruitt
41 Rush
41 TT
42 BFJ
42 Keg
44 Junkyard
44 Sybian
45 Jerloma
45 Alex
46 Carwash
51 Cheddah
51 Trav
53 Shirley
54 Sabo
54 BSF
55 Brian
59 Bensell
60 Rass
60 Fluff
61 wlulax
62 Bronto
64 PDX
73 Cerrano

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:10 pm

I thought it was Anthony Lever

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:10 pm

Yeah, sorry about that. If a Dum Dum just got retired last month, they'll still be in barber shops and doctor's offices through like 2019

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:14 pm

Ryan wrote:Q6 - FROM DC - Name one of the 12 players who have had the best single defensive seasons at shortstop since 1959, according to the stat Total Zone Total Fielding -- Runs Above Average (12)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Ernie Banks (1) - DC
Omar Vizquel (2) - Degen, Sabo
Mark Belanger (3) - Carwash, Diamond, Sancarlos
The Underrated Rey Ordonez (3) - Ljam, Rass, Rush
Andrelton Simmons (3) - AB, Junkyard, SL
Cal Ripken (4) - Bengal, BFJ, Trav, Wlulax
Ozzie Smith (12) - Alex, Bronto, BSF, Fluff, Giff, Jerloma, Keg, PDX, Pruitt, Shirley, Sybian, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (17)
Dave Concepcion - Bensell
Edgar Renteria - Brian
Jimmy Rollins - Cerrano
Rafael Furcal - Cheddah

LEFTOVERS
Adam Everett (#1 all-time in 2006)
Ozzie Guillen
Luis Aparicio
Ron Hansen
John Valentin

I thought Ozzie would be Jordan'd. I knew I should have gone Everett.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:15 pm

Yeah, I know nothing of Boston Legal. It sounds vaguely familiar.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:15 pm

Q8 - FROM WLU - Name a discipline (per the official IOC designation) that will be contested at the 2016 Summer Olympics that does NOT feature a referee blowing a whistle or a judge giving a score. NOTE: Any single event on the wrong list disqualifies the discipline as a whole (i.e. "Aquatics" is out because of diving and synchronized swimming)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Fencing (1) - SL
Canoeing & Kayaking (1) - Trav
Table Tennis (1) - Sancarlos
Triathlon (1) - Rush
Track & Field (2) - AB, Pruitt
Cycling (2) - Carwash, Degen
Shooting (3) - Cerrano, Sabo, Wlulax
Weightlifting (3) - Jerloma, Keg, Shirley
Tennis (4) - BFJ, Diamond, Giff, Sybian
Archery (5) - Bensell, BSF, DC, Fluff, Ljam
Golf (9) - Alex, Bengal, Brian, Bronto, Cheddah, Junkyard, PDX, Rass, TT

INCORRECT ANSWERS (14)
none

LEFTOVERS
Badminton
Rowing
Sailing
Taekwondo

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:15 pm

Ozzie was the only one I was sure of. Should have just went with him. Tried to get too cute.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:16 pm

That's the one I thought I missed because I forgot the caveat "giving a score". Sweet.

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:16 pm

Was going to say badminton and pulled it at the last second because I didn't know if there was a referee like in volleyball. Fuck, I hate this game.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:18 pm

Q9 - Including conference championship games but not bowl games or BCS title games, name any participating school in a matchup between the 2 top-ranked teams in the AP poll since 1980 (13)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Florida (1) - Bronto
Florida State (1) - Ljam
Iowa (1) - Brian
Oklahoma (1) - SL
Michigan (2) - Bengal, BFJ
Nebraska (2) - Degen, TT
Ohio State (2) - Jerloma, Sabo
Texas (2) - Giff, Wlulax
LSU (3) - AB, Bensell, Cheddah
Notre Dame (3) - BSF, Carwash, Shirley
Alabama (4) - Alex, DC, Junkyard, Rass
Miami (7) - Diamond, Keg, PDX, Pruitt, Rush, Sancarlos, Sybian

INCORRECT ANSWERS (12)
Auburn - Cerrano, Trav
Penn State - Fluff

LEFTOVERS
USC

THRU 9
30 Degen
31 SL
35 Ljam
36 Bengal
37 Sancarlos
40 AB
42 DC
43 Diamond
46 Giff
48 BFJ
49 Rush
49 Pruitt
50 Jerloma
51 Carwash
52 TT
52 Keg
55 Sybian
57 Junkyard
58 Alex
59 Sabo
59 Shirley
62 BSF
63 Cheddah
64 Trav
65 Brian
66 wlulax
67 Bensell
72 Bronto
73 Rass
77 Fluff
80 PDX
88 Cerrano

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:20 pm

Holding out for the 12 point differential on the last question....

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:21 pm

So that's gotta be the first time someone got 3 one-point answers and still finished in the bottom 10, right? Fucking root beer Dum Dums

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:22 pm

Great answer with Iowa, Brian. And you got the same score as the guys who said Florida, Florida State, or Oklahoma.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:23 pm

brian wrote:So that's gotta be the first time someone got 3 one-point answers and still finished in the bottom 10, right? Fucking root beer Dum Dums

These are the things that I can look up, initially not want to look up, but actually really want to look up.

I also wonder what the winning percentage is anytime someone goes 10 for 10.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:27 pm

Q10 - Name the leading rusher for any team coached for the entire season by Marty Schottenheimer (9)

CORRECT ANSWERS
Stephen Davis (1) - Wlulax
Greg Hill (1) - Bronto
Marcus Allen (2) - Alex, TT
Earnest Byner (3) - Diamond, Ljam, Sabo
Kevin Mack (3) - AB, Bengal, Pruitt
Barry Word (3) - Carwash, Shirley, Sybian
Christian Okoye (6) - Brian, Fluff, Giff, Jerloma, Sancarlos, SL
LaDaDaDa Tomlinson (10) - BFJ, BSF, Cerrano, DC, Degen, Junkyard, Keg, Rass, Rush, Trav

INCORRECT ANSWERS (15)
Clinton Portis - Bensell, Cheddah
Mike Alstott - PDX

LEFTOVERS
Donnell Bennett

FINALS

37 SL
38 Ljam
39 Bengal
40 Degen
43 Sancarlos
43 AB
46 Diamond
52 DC
52 Giff
52 Pruitt
54 Carwash
54 TT
56 Jerloma
58 BFJ
58 Sybian
59 Rush
60 Alex
62 Sabo
62 Shirley
62 Keg
67 wlulax
67 Junkyard
71 Brian
72 BSF
73 Bronto
74 Trav
78 Cheddah
82 Bensell
83 Rass
83 Fluff
95 PDX
98 Cerrano

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:28 pm

Let this be a lesson here Jerloma. No one needs Jesus to succeed.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:31 pm

Finally got a damn win. Thanks be to Lionel "Tree" Rollins.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:33 pm

Shirley wrote:Finally got a damn win. Thanks be to Lionel "Tree" Rollins.

You mean Wayne Rollins

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:34 pm

At least it wasn't one stupid answer that did me in, but three. Good game, Carwash.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:35 pm

I love Earnest Byner.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:38 pm

Diamond · Post by **Diamond** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:39 pm

Tough loss for Degen.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:48 pm

Did I have a bye already?

Post by **brian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:52 pm

Rush2112 wrote:Did I have a bye already?

Yeah, this week. Just now.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:03 pm

brian wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Did I have a bye already?
Yeah, this week. Just now.

Ah saw my "match up" with Rass. Keep forgetting I'm the Bengals.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:07 pm

Gunpowder wrote:
Shirley wrote:Finally got a damn win. Thanks be to Lionel "Tree" Rollins.

You mean Wayne Rollins

Exactly

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:09 pm

Was sure my hip-hop ignorance would doom me, but got lucky later on. Good game brian and thanks again Ryan for putting together.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:39 pm

Giff wrote:
I thought Ozzie would be Jordan'd. I knew I should have gone Everett.

I was worried that a bunch of baseball people would think that, but I had no clue beyond Smith. I have absolutely no clue what the stat is about, but if Rey Ordonez is a correct answer, it must not take errors into consideration. As much range and athleticism as Ordonez had, he destroyed some records for most errors.

Fuck all of you who said Hamilton. Every one of you cheated.

And only one person said Beyonce for the Jay-Z song? I figured all of you old fogeys would have gone with it, not knowing anything about the hippity-hop.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:47 pm

Diamond wrote:Tough loss for Degen.

ah I was ahead all the way until Q10 Tomlinson.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:53 pm

The Sybian wrote:And only one person said Beyonce for the Jay-Z song? I figured all of you old fogeys would have gone with it, not knowing anything about the hippity-hop.

She was on my guess list. Along with Jay Z, Sinatra, and Guiliani.

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:07 pm

BSF21 wrote:Let this be a lesson here Jerloma. No one needs Jesus to succeed.

Perhaps. But [H]he is the answer. So it was strange that this wasn't the case here.

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:15 pm

The Sybian wrote:Fuck all of you who said Hamilton. Every one of you cheated.

Except those who were tortured, back in the day, by having to drive the 403 through Hamilton to visit the girlfriend from Buffalo. That was the kind of major national road experience that I expect in Nigeria, not in the developed world.

And only one person said Beyonce for the Jay-Z song? I figured all of you old fogeys would have gone with it, not knowing anything about the hippity-hop.

A real fogey would not be able to identify any song sung/auto-tuned by J X, Y, or Z. But he would know that this was a Billy Joel tune. So why would this alphabetical modern singing person not drop the name of a relevant actual musician in his defoliation of the original?