Masters 2013

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How awesome are those flyovers showing the elevation changes?
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Rex wrote:How awesome are those flyovers showing the elevation changes?
just slightly less awesome than masters sunday.
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Looks like the Cabrera group might have to ask to play through.
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somebody is stealing a car. nice.

eta: how many of you thought that was in your neighborhood? i did.
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Looking at the leaderboard, it appears that Kevin Na took a 10 on the par-3 12th! Talk about your prayers going unanswered. How the fuck does that even happen?
Totally Kafkaesque
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Bubba Watson also took a 10 on the 12th. Same way. Three straight from the tee into the water and then left himself a long putt (which he missed) after a weak chip.

Video on the scorecard (of Na) here: http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Should of kicked tiger out
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Shirley wrote:Looking at the leaderboard, it appears that Kevin Na took a 10 on the par-3 12th! Talk about your prayers going unanswered. How the fuck does that even happen?
He hit three straight in the water. Tin Cup moment.
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Hey! Check it out!

GARCIA ON FIRE!

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Dare you say en fuego?
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Heh.

Tiger finishing within two shots means we get Stephen A Smith, golf rules expert, all week long.
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Shizz getting real.
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When you consider that Tiger's snowman should have been a 4....
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Rex wrote:When you consider that Tiger's snowman should have been a 4....
Exactly. He'd have a one-stroke lead right now. One back if the after-the-fact penalty was not imposed. He'll probably still finish second.
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Two wacky bounces on 15 will decide this.
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Tiger has to go birdie birdie to have any hopes.
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Rex wrote:Two wacky bounces on 15 will decide this.
If day can hold on he'll have a plaque on that tree at some point.
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Dude in the ridiculous shirt staring down Day
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AB_skin_test wrote:
Rex wrote:Two wacky bounces on 15 will decide this.
If day can hold on he'll have a plaque on that tree at some point.
specially if the same tree gives cabrera a bad break.
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Great day for ducks...
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Ummmmm......


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Why would you do that to me?
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Scottie wrote:Bubba Watson also took a 10 on the 12th. Same way. Three straight from the tee into the water and then left himself a long putt (which he missed) after a weak chip.

Video on the scorecard (of Na) here: http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Thanks. That was something to see. Watson's as well. Hell, Bubba had to hit a long putt to save his ten. And I don't think I've ever seen a pro hit out of a bunker away from the green just because he was afraid of hitting it over and into the water again.

Also didn't realize Na was American until I heard him yell at his ball.
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Golfers are terrible at high fives.

God what an awesome moment.
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Steve Williams is still the king of the awkward high five.
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Goodness.
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Rex wrote:Ummmmm......


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Wow. So maybe Tiger just thought that divot was his first shot, but it wasn't. When I saw it live, I thought it was his divot as well. Those pics are pretty telling though.
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Duck, I says.
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Faldo's right. They've got Messi, the Pope, Thatcher's dead, now this?
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I don't like Scott's chances of regaining composure.

Crazy nasty ass el pato don't give a shit.
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Cabrera could walk out of a bar at 3AM and make a birdie, if there was something on the line.
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Adam Scott looks like he was grown in a lab.
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This is awesome.
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God i love it. The chris dimarco shot.
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Someone should step in and concede these putts.
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Hate that they've taken the potential of an amen corner finish away.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Hate that they've taken the potential of an amen corner finish away.

All in the name of getting the riff raff off the course before dark, I assume.
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I do love #10, though.
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